The Zelda Races Game 2

[@lex MM]

Umm....what's happening here????

 

[Zelda64]

As this all happened, the Deku got mad at the Gerduo. "Stop this madness!" the Dekus say in front of Big Mac. Then a Deku Scrub randomly says " THIS IS HYRULE!" and lanches himself at Big Mac but fails at doing so. "Give the Hylians back their castle!" say the Deku Scrubs to their allies. "The Hylians are our allies too!" [Correct me if I'm worng but last time I checked, the Deku have alliances with everybody but the Sheikah]

 

[SheikahWarrior]

heh. cute Zelda64, very cute. *pushes over silly top-heavy deku scrub* nice try

 

[@lex MM]

Can someone please tell me what happened? Because something seems to go wrong here....

 

[SheikahWarrior]

the plants have invaded -.- oh the humanity.

 

[Zelda64]

*shoots snot bubble* We're leaving. Now. Then the cute,epic,stupid, whatever you call them Deku Scrubs do back to Deku Palace and prepare themselves incase of an assualt from the Sheikah. But the smallest Deku Scrub goes to the Potion Shop for supplies.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

*warps to potion shop and stabs itty bitty deku in the head* THATS FOR HAVING SUCH AN ANNOYINGLY SHAPED HEAD!

 

[BIg Mac]

As this all happened, the Deku got mad at the Gerduo. "Stop this madness!" the Dekus say in front of Big Mac. Then a Deku Scrub randomly says " THIS IS HYRULE!" and lanches himself at Big Mac but fails at doing so. "Give the Hylians back their castle!" say the Deku Scrubs to their allies. "The Hylians are our allies too!" [Correct me if I'm worng but last time I checked, the Deku have alliances with everybody but the Sheikah]

They attacked me first... I just killed the leader and took what became rightfully mine aftewards...
@@lex: CB kept attacking me so I killed him and took Hyrule castle as my own

 

[SheikahWarrior]

*sets baby deku on fire* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[@lex MM]

Ohhhh.....*heals CB* Here you go.

 

[Zelda64]

Baby Deku: IT BURNS!!!!![Faces of Evil reference] The Deku are sorry for blaming the Gerudo for starting the war. The Deku go on to find the Hylians and blame them.

 

[BIg Mac]

*Rides back to CB and shoots him with an arrow* 4 hits left

 

[SheikahWarrior]

CONGRAAAAAATULATIONS DEKU! I just brutally murdered the youngest member of your race and..... *pickpockets little deku corpse* got a key to your palace

 

[Zelda64]

Another baby Deku Scrubs shoots a snot bubble at CB. Thats for starting a war against our ally! Too weak to be a hit...and the palace! Oh noes! The Deku plead for mercy! [The Dekus have behavior like Grunts from Halo 3...or aleast the Deku Scrubs]

 

[@lex MM]

Hey!!!Go away from my ally's territory!*heals CB again*