you know, if you guys aren't going to do something in this place i will *takes out 2 deku sticks and rubs them together until they catch fire* okay then *throws sticks on fire onto thatched room house and leaves the town as it bursts into flames* MWAHAHAHAHA!
*stands and watches the flames for a while then teleports to where BM is* so we have captured him and burned his town? not too shabby *throws dagger at CB* 2 hits left
um BM, you might want to get out of there, I set Hyrule Castle town on fire :3 *runs to LonLon ranch* yay more horsies for the Sheikah also *teleports to Clock Town* MINE!
Yea the town... Not the castle... If you study the terrain, there's no way the castle can be touched by the fire... The yard can but not the castle itself. *Walks to the window and watches the town burn down*
meh, but just so know, it'll get hot in there *runs to treasure chest game shop in Clock town and kills the random purple haired woman* that'll teach you for being a racist!