The Zelda Races Game 2

[ComposerBrother]

Okay...

So, what do we all do now? *sobs due to soap opera atmosphere*

 

[TwiliPrincess]

Only one thing to do...

WAR!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

DM, can we be neutral?

 

[SheikahWarrior]

So the Twili are the Switzerland of Hyrule?

*Teleports to Kokiri forest and brutaly murders a random Kokiri for the lulz*

 

[ComposerBrother]

Now I declare the Hylians to be the Britan of Hyrule!

Die axis die!!!

 

[Kirino]

Hmmm...ok,we can be neutreal.But if someone attacks us then we go to war!Or whenever someone attacks our allies we dont go to war,we just slice them and hope they learn thier lesson.

 

[BIg Mac]

Well if thats the case... I declare the gerudo to be the U.S of Hyrule... Considering we're one of (If not THE) Most powerful race in this game... God bless America

 

[ComposerBrother]

Very good plan
I'll brutally murder anyone who steps foot in our wonderful ranches. They make the best cheese

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Fine! Sheikah are the Germany of Hyrule!

WE MURDER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON! FEAR US!

 

[ComposerBrother]

Well if thats the case... I declare the gerudo to be the U.S of Hyrule... Considering we're one of (If not THE) Most powerful race in this game... God bless America

Or Germany, Mr. Axis Powers *remembers social studies class *

 

[Zelda64]

AGH! I'm in!*goes in offensive position* Bring it on! This war shall have no mercy! And a plus...we don't take prisoners.

 

[BIg Mac]

Or Germany, Mr. Axis Powers *remembers social studies class *

Ya... but I have to stick up for my country We could live without California though sorry OW

 

[ComposerBrother]

Then I guess we're allies...
*shifts slightly in opposite direction due to awkward silence*

 

[Zelda64]

Hey...I will join teh allies for lulz and victory!

 

[BIg Mac]

Ok... New allies have been made... New countries have been claimed, now theres just one question... WHOS FIGHTING WHO AGAIN?!?

 

[ComposerBrother]

ENOUGH WITH THE WORLD WAR TWO JARGON!!!
This is Zelda Races! It was funny at first in here, but I'm tired of WWII! My grampa talks about it all the time !