The Official ZD Jokes Thread

[Link Floyd]

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Spoiler

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[Mercedes]

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

 

[Link Floyd]

The United States government.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Male number 1: "Want to see a joke?"

Male number 2: "Sure I love jokes!"

Male number 1: "Take off your pants and look down"

 

[Zelda18]

Why doesn't Ganondorf use the internet?
Because there are too many Links!!

 

[Batman]

What do you call it when a banana eats another banana?

Spoiler

Canabananalism

 

[LittleGumball]

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Kids don't eat broccoli.

 

[Beauts]

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

 

[Terror Drone]

These jokes are killing me guys.

What do you call a super nintendo with a cola can in the cartridge slot?

A Super Bintendo lol

 

[Beauts]

A woman got wooden breast implants.

This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.

Wooden tit.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Dude these jokes are so bad they need to make like a tree and leaf...... am i not branching out enough here?

 

[LittleGumball]

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

 

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ebola in the vbshop

 

[Mipha]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.