Breaking news!
A team has been demolishing the orphanage downtown, as it was "too crowded" and "a public nuisance". Our reporter on the scene says that "The operation was a smashing success!"
Renowned businessman and local leader, public legend and probable hero, Norman Osborn, took a 30-minute lunch break yesterday.
Wheelmobiles, inc. just sent out a recall on all vehicles made between 10/22/01 and 10/24/01, due to a defect in the braking mechanisms
Spiderman seen eating free hotdogs at local stand. Our reporters suspect that he is completely broke.
The city's downtown brook is running as normal, no problems reported
This has been Scrier with the breaking news. Tune in next time for more useless information.