The Answer Game

[Atheistbigred]

they scratch and peck your eyes out
why does link have pants and not tights in skyward sword?

 

[Swordbomb]

because he wants to not get his legs hurt!

how come you get clothing in one quest and not in the other?

 

[Linknmike]

Because Link isn't a shopping-crazed teenage girl. Unlike you.

How do boats talk?

 

[Hawk the Warior]

with their mouth.

how do you store a twenty foot tall monster in a colored ball?

 

[Linknmike]

Well, Duh! It's a pillow pet. It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a pillow pet!

How can you hit a lv. 2 Bidoof with Hyper Beam and not kill it?

 

[Hawk the Warior]

You miss.

Why do the twili not notice their king is crazy?:cooky:

 

[zeroxgen]

Because they are crazy themselves.

Why does your character in Platinum wear his snow clothes on the beach?

 

[Majora's Cat]

You phail. He doesn't. Now get out of my house.

How does Mickey mantle like his omelets?

 

[Linknmike]

He doesn't.
How does Red in HG/SS have all the starters, and they're all at the same level?

 

[Linkanon]

because I wanted him to.

how come Zelda is so blind? she gets captured every time a new Link is born!

 

[insanity76]

Because she likes to make Link work for his title "Hero of Time"

Why doesn't the guard in East Termina stop Sakon from robbing the bomb shop lady right in front of his face?

 

[s4ad0w]

Because He's really Snake from the Simpsons, and was in on the whole thing.

Why is Dick Gumshoe, from Phoenix Wright, such an idiot?

 

[Linknmike]

Because he's trying to be like you.

How come the average Sim spends 45 minutes on the toilet every day?

 

[jelojuice]

Because every night is taco night in Sims City, which leads to 'complications'.

How can a turtle capture a princess? (Mario!!! :3 )

 

[Linknmike]

It's a very talented turtle.

Why does Link not get allowance?