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THAT ANGST THREAD

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
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OMFG I'M TIRED OF THIS WONKA ****. HE GOES ALL "FIND THE GOLDEN TICKET AND MEET ME" AND SO THIS GUY WALKS UP TO ME AND IS LIKE, "IT'S YOUR CASE OF WONKS BARS, OR YOUR WIFE'S LIFE." I'M JUST KINDA LIKE... DAFUQ DUDE
 
Dear Doctor Professor Patrick Buttmunch:

The members of the Drugged Gaming Network would like to file a complaint regarding your unconscionably malignant barbaric decision to permaban Pluto from the solar system forums just because he's black. If you don't do something about it, we are gonna break into your house in the middle of the night, put your children through a woodchipper and feed them to your wife. Not only that, but we'll also burn your clothes and glue copies of Skyward Sword to your exposed butt and then lock you in a room with six Jehovah's witnesses.

Sincerely,
Autotuned Jesus

We certainly hope you'll reconsider your terrible deeds and unban Pluto from the solar system.
 

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