THAT ANGST THREAD

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Goddammit everything sucks and everyone on this site hates me!!!!

VENT YOUR ANGST HERE ZD, DEPRESSING THREAD IS NOT HARDCORE ENOUGH

 

[Libk]

I HAVE FREQUENT URGES TO DEFICATE

 

[BoxTar]

I WANT TO OPEN THIS MAYONAISE

WHY CAN'T I OPEN THIS MAYONAISE

MAYONAISE MUST DIE!!!!!

 

[Batman]

Joe Chill shot my parents.

 

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I WANT TO OPEN THIS MAYONAISE

WHY CAN'T I OPEN THIS MAYONAISE

MAYONAISE MUST DIE!!!!!

OH MY GOD, I KNOW, I JUST HATE THAT! DAMMIT MAYONNAISE, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!

 

[Snow Queen]

OH MY GOSH WHY CAN'T I STOP TALKING ABOUT BRAS ALL THE TIME UGH UGH UUUUUUUGH

 

[Wolf Sage]

OESOPHAGOUS? WHY IS THERE AN O THERE? I'M SO PISSED OFF RN...

 

[Terminus]

AFKKHGFDSDFGHJK WHY IS THERE EVEN AIR AIR IS SO ****ING DUMB

WHY WONT AIR JUST GO DIE

 

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AFKKHGFDSDFGHJK WHY IS THERE EVEN AIR AIR IS SO ****ING DUMB

WHY WONT AIR JUST GO DIE

IKR????? AIR IS OPPRESSING ME, IT NEEDS TO STOP!!! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, AIR!

 

[Libk]

WHY DOES 2+2=4???????? FOR GOSH SAKES LET IT EQUAL FISH!!!! SCREW YOU TEACHERS AND YOUR MATH

 

[Fraxinus]

MY PHONE IS DUMB AND WON'T LET ME LIKE POSTS!!!

 

[Justac00lguy]

IM JUST SO SAD, NO ONE KNOWS HOW SAD I AM AND IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S SAD.

PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION!

 

[tketle]

KITSU IS SO HILARIOUS AND CLEVER AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULDN'T MAKE THREADS ABOUT DUMB THINGS LIKE ZELDA AND VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE THEY JUST DILUTE HIS AWESOME CONSTRIBUTIONS TO THE FORUM!!!!!

 

[Fraxinus]

I DON'T REMEMBER THE THING I WAS GOING TO DO

ALSO THIS THREAD IS THE GLORIOUS LIGHT THAT REACHES OUT TO YOU FROM EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION AND CALLS YOUR NAME. IT KNOWS ALL.

10:29 AM <mandym287> And... there was something I was going to do... but I don't remember what it was... it's been bothering me for the past ten minutes, graah!
tketle Answered in thread : THAT ANGST THREAD
10:29 AM <mandym287> Maybe I'll post about it int he ANGST THREAD since it appears to be beckoning.

BECKONING.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

ZOMG I HAET LIEF SO MUCH LIEK ITS SOO DUMB OMG WY DO I EEVIN LIV???