Take The Cookie!

[Ice Sage]

The cookie hits the TARDIS and goes through the window. I pick it up. I have the cookie! The Ice Sage you melted was a ganger/flesh whatever you want to call it.

 

[BakerGuy]

I use my baking powers to make the melted guy unmelted, and then he takes the cookie from you and gives it to me. I HAVE DA COOKIE!

 

[Keyari]

I use my special magic powers to defeat your baking powers and take the cookie. I now have the cookie and I head to Hyrule.

 

[Ice Sage]

On you're way to Hyrule you find a free lemonade stand. You take a glass and drink it. It had sleeping potion in it. While you are sleeping I take the cookie. I then enter the dream world because I was bored and didn't know where to go. I have the cookie!

 

[PK Love Omega]

-Sleeps for 1000 years, of which I turn into a stalfos, freeze, Death Mountain erupts, I am free from the ice, stuck in sand, regain parts of my body and needs cookie for growth. I now beg with a dragon on Death Mountain... too only realize it's Volvalgia... Who ate me... And poop me out and I'll burn in the lava.... NEED COOKIE-

 

[Big Octo]

Walks by and takes the cookie.

 

[Ice Sage]

I drag Big Octo into the dream world, then I snatch the cookie out of his hands and run to the winter forest. I have the cookie!

 

[PK Love Omega]

I am freed from Volvaliga, tamed him, went to Winter Forest, set it on fire, fell of volvalgia. Volvalgia exploded and lava splatted on me ankles and wrists, the snow froze it, I was trapped, deh end

 

[Big Octo]

I walk by, pick up the cookie by Kemp's feet, and then slap Kemp. I return to reality, sit on my couch, and pull out my gun. Good luck.

 

[Ice Sage]

Big Octo simply had a false awakening. As he is sitting the he shoots at me, but as I am probably a more experienced dreamer he can't hit me. I grab the cookie, then return to the winter forest which is back to normal. I have the cookie!

 

[Big Octo]

This wasn't a dream, we are all awake in reality. I still have my cookie.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Over 9000 years has past and I am still burnt and Stalfos. It's time to. Grab the cookie. But the hardened lava is locking me down.

I haven't had the cookie for a while now.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

when you shot ice sage, you ran out of bullets. so you got to a store to get more. unfortuantley you forgot the cookie. so i walk by (ur house wuz unlocked) and take the cookie.

i still dont need a poisoned cookie, so i simply put the cookie down, and break it into 1000000000000000000000000 peices or so.

Nobody has the cookie until we have the ability to reproduce poisoned cookies. that 1 was 1 of a kind so u cant make another one just yet.

 

[PK Love Omega]

-Uses the triforce of power to break free-
I AM GANONDORF! NOW I SHALL RESTORE MY CLOTHES!

Darn not enough power and now I am in my undies.

 

[Ice Sage]

I still have a cookie because you don't know how real a false awakening feels, and how annoying they are. I have the cookie!