The cookie hits the TARDIS and goes through the window. I pick it up. I have the cookie! The Ice Sage you melted was a ganger/flesh whatever you want to call it.
On you're way to Hyrule you find a free lemonade stand. You take a glass and drink it. It had sleeping potion in it. While you are sleeping I take the cookie. I then enter the dream world because I was bored and didn't know where to go. I have the cookie!
-Sleeps for 1000 years, of which I turn into a stalfos, freeze, Death Mountain erupts, I am free from the ice, stuck in sand, regain parts of my body and needs cookie for growth. I now beg with a dragon on Death Mountain... too only realize it's Volvalgia... Who ate me... And poop me out and I'll burn in the lava.... NEED COOKIE-
I am freed from Volvaliga, tamed him, went to Winter Forest, set it on fire, fell of volvalgia. Volvalgia exploded and lava splatted on me ankles and wrists, the snow froze it, I was trapped, deh end
Big Octo simply had a false awakening. As he is sitting the he shoots at me, but as I am probably a more experienced dreamer he can't hit me. I grab the cookie, then return to the winter forest which is back to normal. I have the cookie!
when you shot ice sage, you ran out of bullets. so you got to a store to get more. unfortuantley you forgot the cookie. so i walk by (ur house wuz unlocked) and take the cookie.
i still dont need a poisoned cookie, so i simply put the cookie down, and break it into 1000000000000000000000000 peices or so.
Nobody has the cookie until we have the ability to reproduce poisoned cookies. that 1 was 1 of a kind so u cant make another one just yet.