I find the cookie hiding away in the river with Gollum next to it, about to eat it. I have Legolas shoo Smeagol away and then I have the cookie again!!! Try and get it from me Big Octo! I'm not afraid of Mordor!
My trusty elf friend Legolas, finds the antidote, brings me back to normal size, and we kill both of you. I now havz the cookie, so I run away and take the cookie back to Rivendell and have Master Elrond place the cookie in a jar, where Gandalf then puts a spell on, to make sure the cookie is safe and untouched by others.
I come back with Miamoto. He yells at you for stealing my copy of a very rare game and throws you in jail for taking it. I guess I don't have the cookie anymore because Big Ocot o.oed me!