My buddy Legolas and I shoot you with our elvish bows from Lorien, thus killing you, and I take the cookie. Now I has the cookie! Me and Legolas return to Middle Earth and hide ourselves in Mirkwood. Ha!
My loyal ice oktorocks revive me. I fly to you and Superman, secretly I formed an allience with superman 3 years ago... but that dosen't matter now! Superman grabs the cookie out of your hands and throws it to me. I have the cookie! I redirect and edit this to go at Big Octo!