Take The Cookie!

[PK Love Omega]

I use PK Love, roll into the volcano Goron Style, grab the cookie, summons a dragon, flies out of Erupting Mount Doom because the chef there is horrible at making Lava soup, and flees to Fire Mountain in the land of Mother 3

 

[Big Octo]

I laugh because I know that you can't get there from Mordor. The Eye of Sauron spots you for me, and I shoot you down. Sauron is revived.

 

[PK Love Omega]

/me is revived with a nice beating from the Rope Snake, and I grab the cookie, because you didn't claim it, summon a Drago, and I rode the huge green dinosaur thing...

 

[~Mizuki~]

I take the cookie from Kemp in a magic Black portal (I felt like it)

 

[DekuNut]

I hire Achmed the Dead Terrorist to "Keel you" as he does, I claim the cookie and blow you both up.

 

[PK Love Omega]

I hop through the portal with my Drago and uses a tail whip to beat you up and I grab the cookie. I then make the ultimate sacrifice to end it once and for all and hop into Fire Mountain

 

[~Mizuki~]

(oh this is on) II grab the cookie from you and disappear into the World that Never Was (Lolz)

 

[PK Love Omega]

I dodged from this disappearance, do a victory dance, land on a slab, the slab sinks in, and I am submerged in the fiery depths

 

[Big Octo]

You do realize that I already used the cookie to revive Sauron, right?

 

[PK Love Omega]

And we used your cookie instead.

I am launched out the volcano at high speed, go zooming past Big Octo and I take the cookie.

 

[jstar]

I use my loftbird to meet you at the peek of your lauch,:wallmaster: pull the cookie from you, you fall to your splatfull death (and your head stay up and makes a scared face like in the old loony tunes cartoons) and I go back to my house in Skyloft to finally eat my cookie

Spoiler

...but I have no milk!!! NOOOOOOO!!! x.x

 

[Ice Sage]

I send navi to you're house to annoy you, and while you are distracted I grab the cookie and take it to the Ice Temple. I have the cookie.

 

[Keyari]

I run in the ice temple, grab my flamethrower and let the flames go everywhere. You die and I now have the cookie!!!

I have the cookie people. Just try to get it from me. I DARE YOU!

 

[Ice Sage]

Unknown to Keyari I had a revival fairy. As she walks away I tackle her and take the cookie. I have the cookie! But I lost my house... it melted.

 

[BakerGuy]

I convice u that there's a baking convention neerby and get fleas to infest ur nostrils and i take the cookie!