Take The Cookie!

[Big Octo]

Along with the Dark Lord Sauron, I rush in, kill everyone, and snag the cookie and walk away.

 

[jstar]

I earn my real-estate licence from Hyrulehomes.com and offer you a new home, but the only way you could pay me is with the cookie so you do! Your new home is now inside Death Moutain (there's a free sauna in there)

Edit: DARN slow internet! I steal the cookie from whoever has it!

 

[BakerGuy]

i bake u a cookie cake and u gladly trade me the cookie. I'm a baker.

 

[Big Octo]

As the Dark Lord Sauron and I are lounging in the sauna, we realized we've been had! We chase after you, strike you down, and reclaim the cookie.

 

[BakerGuy]

I'm a boss. i take the cookie.

 

[Ice Sage]

I give BakerGuy a choice of $1,000,000 or the cookie. Of cource he chooses the cookie, so I blow laughing gas in his face and take the cookie. I have the cookie!

 

[BakerGuy]

as ice sage didn't know, im immune to laughing gas and i light a match in his face and take the cookie

 

[Big Octo]

The Dark Lord Sauron and I cut you up and throw you off Death Mountain, of course taking the cookie before we did so.

 

[BakerGuy]

my cut up hand reforms and uses to the force to take the cookie as i pummel down off death mountain

 

[Big Octo]

But you still die, so we climb down and seize the cookie. Sauron eats it and becomes more powerful.

 

[Big Octo]

I ninja'd you, meaning I still have the cookie, which Sauron already ate, making him more powerful.

 

[BakerGuy]

he barfs it back up and i use my baking skills to renew it to it's original form, oh and i take the cookie.

 

[Big Octo]

FALSE. He can't barf something such as that.

 

[BakerGuy]

i showed him dog poo and he barfed it... blah blah blah... take the cookie

 

[Big Octo]

Sauron sneaks up behind you and kills you. He reclaims the cookie!