Take The Cookie!

[Caleb, Of Asui]

Dang it! Why did it have a cookie then? In any case, we both now have a cookie. Or at least, I think this thing's a cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It's only a hallucination. Mine is real, though.

 

[amaterasu]

You must all be on sharpies or something, i've been sitting in a corner, watching you in your gerudo prisons and penguin suits, sitting on the cookie like a chicken on an egg.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I eat my cookie nonetheless, and it was delicious in my head. Now I'm cookie-less, though. I can't end a post this way! Hm... I take your penguin suit (even if you're wearing it at the time) and follow the trail of cookie crumbs at the bottom.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It turns out none of us had the cookie the whole time. I found the real cookie while cutting grass.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I use the Poltergust 3000 to extract the cookie from your hands. It's not stuck up somewhere inside the vacuum, but I technically have it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

But you rented the Poltergust from a vacuum shop that I own and you had to return it before you can empty it because the late fee is already too high.

I have the Poltergust and the cookie.

 

[amaterasu]

I tear into the vaccum, realeasing the ghosts and money, but find the cookie. then i take it, laughing like a maniac, to the spirit temple.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The flying pottery in the Spirit Temple kill you. I find the cookie and get out before I get killed by the pottery.

 

[blue-eyes]

I summon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you back in time to the dinosaurs. You dropped the cookie, which i now claim!

 

[PK Love Omega]

- Goron Mask -
SPIKES ACTIVATE!
-Rolls into blue eyed beast-
That's MY Cookie!
-Rolls to Death Mountain and hides in a secret base under the depths of lava., waterproof, fireproof, shockproof, invincible indestructable metal-

 

[blue-eyes]

-walks through front door- GIVE ME MAH COOKIE!!!! -shoots with sawed off shotgun- I CLAIMZ DA COOKIE

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

(Someone got killed by the pots at the beginning of the Spirit Temple? What?)

On your way down the mountain you trip and drop the cookie down the cliff. It falls all the way down and whacks me on the head. Now I have a big bruise, but I have the cookie! I find the nearest Great Fairy Fountain to heal myself, but hope she doesn't take mah cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

She doesn't. I do. I'm waiting in the fountai and, when you come, I trip you, give you ANOTHER bruise, and claim the cookie.

 

[pizzavato]

once you got the cookie I swoop down from a rope and took it from you and started running away from the fountain