Take The Cookie!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I poke you until you spontaniously combust.

I pry the cookie from your burnt corpse.

 

[DekuNut]

I hire Achmed the Dead Terrorist to kill you. He returns to me with the cookie. I claim Achmed and the cookie.

 

[jstar]

I press the button and Achmed blows up. You and the cookie get separated. I find it within the debris.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You're banned for using the wrong type of shampoo.

Darn it, wrong thread. Since you were banned that means the cookie has no owner. I take the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

While you roll around on the floor for a bit, I steal the cookie... and the glasses we used to trade off. I claim them both.

 

[Big Octo]

I make new cookies, take six for me, and throw the rest in the air.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I expertly catch all the cookies in the air, and in one blinding flash steal all your cookies, as well as the one DekuNut has, but somehow I find myself with seven cookies and a pair of glasses.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I annihilate six of the cookies, superglue MY glasses to my face and lock Caleb, of Asui in a Gerudo prison.

I has teh cookie.

 

[Linkanon]

Ah, but all of this time, one of you was my spy and I tricked everyone, and I have the real cookei and noone can find me.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

I reach my stretchy arm out the bars, reach for the cookie, and pull it unexpectedly from Cel-Shaded Deku's hand and retract my arm again. Now I'm locked in the Gerudo prison with the cookie. I cower in the corner to protect the precious cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That wasn't actually the cookie, it was a decoy/bomb that blows you up.

I hide the cookie in my penguin suit.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

My ashes tumble to the floor in the shape of a cookie. Somehow, when you return to your penguin suit, you find the cookie gone to be replaced by a disappointing pile of ashes, tarnishing your penguin suit. The cookie, in the meantime, is hidden well within the Gerudo fortress where my ashes originally fell. I AM THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I was wearing the penguin suit the whole time so none of that ever happened and I still have the cookie.

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

So my ashes are still in the prison? In that case, a rare wind catches them and drifts them through the bars and outside, where I materialize back together. I whack the nearest penguin-looking-thing with a frying pan and take its cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You hit a bowling pin that was painted to look like a penguin...