Take The Cookie!

[ShaneOMac713]

I put you in acid and take the cookie as you melt and decinagrate

 

[Myriadviper42]

I flood your inbox with Pm's all saying, GIVE ME THE COOKIE. GIVE ME THE COOKIE. Due to the fact that I infused hypnotism in those PM's you give me the cookie.
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[amaterasu]

i flood YOUR PM Inbox with GIVE ME THE COOKIE AND POST ANOTHER CHAPTER. I infused those PM's with the power of annoyance, therefore, you give me teh cookie so you can go write and post another Day in The Hunger Games.

I claim the cookie.

 

[DekuNut]

Having not died from the acid thanks to acid-proff clothing and invisible helmet, I send you a single PM: I like cheese. As you wonder about it, I claim the cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I pm you a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, you're dead.

I leave the cookie out for Santa. Santa has the cookie.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I shot Santa one million times with a ak40-7 and once he disappears I claim the cookie and destroy it then spear it's ashs around the sea

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I steal the cookie and hide it in the cookie jar. (Nobody will ever look there!)

I claim the cookie.

 

[amaterasu]

I look in the cookie jar and steal the cookie.

I has the cookie~

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Ammy stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
who me?
yes you!
***** I DIDN'T STEAL NO ****IN' COOKIES! (lol. Shane Dwanson reference)

 

[DekuNut]

I return from the dead and send Chuck to kill you. I claim this cookie.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

I get Shane Dawson to come to you and make you give him the cookie he gives me the cookie I claim the cookie

 

[ZeldaFan11]

I push you down, i grab the cookie and off i go into neverland...

 

[DekuNut]

i learn to fly and pick you up, holding you over a cliff until you give me the cookie. I set you down and name the cliff DN's cliff before claiming the cookie.

 

[Big Octo]

I teleport onto the cliff, kick you off, take the cookie, EAT it, and I die and fall off the cliff.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I go down there and take the remains of the cookie from your stomach and use a scientific machine to restore the cookie.
I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I beat you in the @ss with a hammer until you die from getting beaten in the @ss with a hammer. (Just like Abraham Lincoln)

I claim the hill.

While you are all distracted from laughing at me for claiming the hill in the claim the cookie thread I steal the cookie and beat you all in the @ss with a hammer. *evil laugh*