Take The Cookie!

[Justeazy]

While you're busy making a punny post, I take the cookie and replace it with a small round Rick Roll for your efforts.

EDIT: Ninja! >_<

<<<<Has the cookie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I play Alvin and the Chipmunks music on max volume until your ears bleed and to have to be rushed to the hospital.

I claim the bloody cookie.

 

[Zelway]

I trip you and you drop the cookie into a bottomless pit. D:

NO ONE HAS THE COOKIE!

 

[Myriadviper42]

I become an angel and dive down and save the cookie. I DO VERY VERY MUCH HAVE THE COOKIE..... thing............

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

YAY! the cookie is saved! *very nicely asks MyriadViper42 for the cookie* I has cookie

 

[Zelway]

I very rudely ask for the cookie and you don't give it to me.
I then say that I'm sorry for being so rude and you feel bad for me and give me the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I then tackle you, steal the cookie, and throwing you into the endless pit. I HAS COOKIE!!

 

[Zelway]

I teleport out of here and appear right where you are and take the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Justeazy]

I bring up the fact that the character from your avatar has disappeared, leaving behind only the background. As you're busy trying to fit in with everyone else I take the cookie.

 

[Zelway]

I don't try to fit in with everyone else, so I still have the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I distract you with my amazing abbility to juggle 37 bowling balls at the same time while my pet ninja-tiger sneaks up behind you to enject poison into your neck.

My ninja-tiger and I take the cookie.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I kill your ninja-tiger and knock you out. I has cookiE!

 

[Zelway]

*dies from the poisoning*

Can someone revive me, I don't have a fairy.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

*Burns Zelway's body* Also, I send a helicoptor to drop a giant radioactive coconut on SwiftestPhantom.

I take the cookie.

 

[Myriadviper42]

I replace Shadow's sunglasses with a nuclear bomb, and because he's your shadow, you blow up too.
I RUN AWAY FROM THE RADIOACTIVITY AND CLAIM THE COOTIE!