Dragoncat
Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
I've got a million stupid criminal stories, so it pains me to know that I can't post them all or else I'll make a ginormous wall of text that nobody wants to read. So I'll just post the ones that I heard happened in my area. May or may not be true, you know how rumors go...also I'll post my two favorites from elsewhere. I invite you to do the same, did you hear of any stupid criminals where you live? If not, do you have any stories you read or heard, that happened somewhere else? I'll probably be posting some more further down the topic too.
My area 1
Some kids tried to rob a police station. You know how that ended up...
My area 2
Somebody robbed a gas station in the middle of the night when everything was closed, but the cops still caught them the next morning because it had snowed, all they had to do is follow the tracks, nobody else was out to make tracks at that time. The crook was the first to walk in the freshly fallen snow there.
Elsewhere 1
A guy robbed a jewelry store and gave what he stole to his girlfriend as a birthday present, but she worked at that same store and recognized it as the thing that got stolen earlier. I bet she wasn't his girlfriend anymore...
Elsewhere 2
A guy was robbing a convenience store and saw some vodka, which he demanded that the clerk put into his bag with the rest of the stolen merchandise. The clerk told him no, he couldn't unless he had proof that he was 21 or older, so the robber showed him his driver's license. The clerk gave him the vodka and called the cops after he left.
My area 1
Some kids tried to rob a police station. You know how that ended up...
My area 2
Somebody robbed a gas station in the middle of the night when everything was closed, but the cops still caught them the next morning because it had snowed, all they had to do is follow the tracks, nobody else was out to make tracks at that time. The crook was the first to walk in the freshly fallen snow there.
Elsewhere 1
A guy robbed a jewelry store and gave what he stole to his girlfriend as a birthday present, but she worked at that same store and recognized it as the thing that got stolen earlier. I bet she wasn't his girlfriend anymore...
Elsewhere 2
A guy was robbing a convenience store and saw some vodka, which he demanded that the clerk put into his bag with the rest of the stolen merchandise. The clerk told him no, he couldn't unless he had proof that he was 21 or older, so the robber showed him his driver's license. The clerk gave him the vodka and called the cops after he left.