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So do you like pineapples on pizza? Or do you find that to be a sin against the good will of mankind?
I'm usually more of a fan of a standard green pepper/onion combo; but the moment I encountered a pizza classified as "Hawaiian" (pineapple, ham, and bacon), I was immediately spellbound by its wonderful and succulent taste. I, overcome with a myriad of emotions, ranging from joy and fear, hope and despair, love and loss, and even giddiness; felt that I found the greatest of pizzas. It was quite the pizza, but it was the pineapple that reeled me in: a fish overjoyed by the greatest of treats. I ask myself on occasion if I was truly in love; but lo, that emotion was something I never experienced. So what was it that I did feel? Delight? Ecstasy? Pure, unadulterated bliss? Whatever it was, I cannot seem to classify it. What I do know, is that yes, I do enjoy pineapple on my pizzas.
So do you like pineapples on pizza? Or do you find that to be a sin against the good will of mankind?
While Canada has gifted this world with many fine creations, putting pineapple on pizza is most certainly not one of them. It is an unholy abomination upon the sanctity that is pizza.EDIT: Also, I think it's worth stating that Hawaiian Pizza is a Canadian invention so you're welcome.
What are you people? Sponges?