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Pineapples on pizza, yay or nay?

Yay or Nay?

  • Yay

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Nay

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • ew wtf

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • Total voters
    18

Mellow Ezlo

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Self explanatory I think. This is often a heavily debated topic, so I thought there should be a thread for it.

So what are your thoughts on Pineapples and Pizza? Honestly, the two are made for each other Pineapple on Pizza is a gift from God.
 
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Honestly, the two are made for each other Pineapple on Pizza is a gift from God.

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Mido

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I'm usually more of a fan of a standard green pepper/onion combo; but the moment I encountered a pizza classified as "Hawaiian" (pineapple, ham, and bacon), I was immediately spellbound by its wonderful and succulent taste. I, overcome with a myriad of emotions, ranging from joy and fear, hope and despair, love and loss, and even giddiness; felt that I found the greatest of pizzas. It was quite the pizza, but it was the pineapple that reeled me in: a fish overjoyed by the greatest of treats. I ask myself on occasion if I was truly in love; but lo, that emotion was something I never experienced. So what was it that I did feel? Delight? Ecstasy? Pure, unadulterated bliss? Whatever it was, I cannot seem to classify it. What I do know, is that yes, I do enjoy pineapple on my pizzas.
 

karu

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I'm usually more of a fan of a standard green pepper/onion combo; but the moment I encountered a pizza classified as "Hawaiian" (pineapple, ham, and bacon), I was immediately spellbound by its wonderful and succulent taste. I, overcome with a myriad of emotions, ranging from joy and fear, hope and despair, love and loss, and even giddiness; felt that I found the greatest of pizzas. It was quite the pizza, but it was the pineapple that reeled me in: a fish overjoyed by the greatest of treats. I ask myself on occasion if I was truly in love; but lo, that emotion was something I never experienced. So what was it that I did feel? Delight? Ecstasy? Pure, unadulterated bliss? Whatever it was, I cannot seem to classify it. What I do know, is that yes, I do enjoy pineapple on my pizzas.
So passionate, so pure, so admirable!!! What is this witchcraft?!
 

Morbid Minish

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This is one of those topics where people say you either love it or you hate it, but I don't really have a strong opinion on the matter. I don't absolutely hate pineapple on pizza, but I don't love it either. I prefer pizza without it, but if someone offers me a slice with some pineapple on it, I wouldn't refuse it.
 

Alita the Pun

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The Pineapple Pizza:

So much anger, chrashes around you
O true fruit of my heart
You shine in the sun, sparkle with dew

As I watch and wait as the Pizza Hut
Guy,
Lovingly places you in the melting Chez.
Like a sweet angel drifting down, let your taste, from my tongue never hide.

(With intensity)
I cleave you open with knife of steel,
Pray tell me what i will find?
A succulent meal, of fruit, meat, and bread.
Ascends before my eyes.

(With emotion)
O lovely wonderful Apple of Pine
O heaven sent gift of warm Pizza Pie
You're were made for each other,
Like Winter and Snow,
And now the tongue in my mouth,
Gives me a tasty glow.

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Pizza:
Noun
A dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and chez, typically with added meat, vegetables, or fruit.

Pineapple:
Noun
1. A large juicy tropical fruit consisting of an aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.

2. The widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem.

3. (Informal) A hand grenade.

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