Misheard Lyrics

[Hatcher23]

"Sugar, We're Going Down" by Fall Out Boy. To be honest, theyre like the kings of misheard lyrics.

Misheard Lyrics: "We're always seeping in and seating for the wrong team"

It never made sense to me until i looked it up.

Actual Lyrics: "We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team"

 

[Ugea]

Blinded by the light. its famous for having miss herd lyrics. just listen without looking at the lyrics.[video=youtube;OlBifX0H3yg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OlBifX0H3yg[/video]

 

[43ForceGems]

[video=youtube;dol_B35er_M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dol_B35er_M[/video]

Right at the beginning...

Heard "Could you check my balls for me"
Sadly it's actually "Could you check my pulse for me"

 

[Sheik]

[lewd]

So in Before I Forget by Slipknot, where he says "all your sordid little insurrections", I always thought he was saying "all your sorry little limp erections"... which kinda contradicts itself, sort of, but um, yeah.

[/lewd]

 

[Dragoncat]

Kind of a reverse one here! I knew the real lyrics, but after seeing a bunch of mondegreens for it I came up with this that's pretty hilarious.

Song: Get Lucky(Daft Punk)

Real lyrics: We're up all night to get some! We're up all night to get lucky.

Misheard lyrics: We rob a Mexican nun! We rob a Mexican monkey.

 

[Sydney]

don't get me started with Caramelldansen

Spoiler

Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on your balls
Cat f***ing a handbag
Yours, only yours
A walrus tickle dance pad
It's no lie
Lisa in the crowd said, "Meh, anyhow me Caramelldansen!"

Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen

so many misinterpretations of that song, man...

 

[Skullkid96]

Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin

 

[Aurelia]

[video=youtube;M3FzoYWwDl0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FzoYWwDl0[/video]

One reason why I need lyrics for every song

 

[Princess Niki]

And I flee a tsunami! I love this version.

[video=youtube;-MscqWwPcrg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MscqWwPcrg[/video]

 

[Blue Canary]

"Starbucks"

Stomp Box thin my thaw
12 things fishes from the dark
Shane Shane Shane Shane
Scream it out
Blast these research
Of a wordless message
Well this Stomp Box
Tear it from my heart

Stomp Box, walls of feel
Full of poison in my ears
Kill Kill Kill Kill
Kill me now
Free the demon
While the sea's still screaming
Stomp Box
Tear it from my heart

Chomp box in my thaw
Grab these voices from the dark
Shane Shane Shane Shane
Scream it out
Worst a research
Of a wordless message
Well a Stomp Box
Doubt it from my heart

Kill Kill Kill Kill
Kill me now
Free the demon
While the sea's still screaming
While a Starbucks
Down there in my heart

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

A couple misheared lyrics...

The Police - Message in a Bottle
Actual: Sendin' out an SOS
Mishearing: Sunday mornin' SOS

The Doors - LA Woman
Actual: LA woman Sunday afternoon
Mishearing: LA woman gonna have the news

 

[Beauts]

'The Israelites' by Desmond Dekker and the Aces- 'me ears are alight'- that's all you'll hear now.

 

[Mudora]

Every time I hear "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift, I keep hearing "got a list of Starbucks lovers" instead of "got a long list of ex-lovers."

 

[Emmanuel]

Well, this is stupid, but in "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics, the part where they sing "Some of them want to use you, some them want to be used by you", etc... I always heard "Osama bin Laden used you" It drove me insane because I knew they couldn't be talking about bin Laden, but it was the only thing I could hear. Finally I looked it up, lol.

 

[Jamie]

When I was a kid I thought the "electric boots" line in Bennie and the Jets by Elton John was "electric boobs". I was 4 years old or something and my dad thought it was funny so he never corrected me. Took many years before I found out the truth.