Let's Play Would You Rather?

[Go_Skyward]

Awkward, I would kill myself if someone didn't shut up xD'

would you rather have an epic death by Ike or Link? (both... too... epic)

 

[Violet Link]

.....I... CAN'T...CHOOSE!!!! *link accidently pushes me to a pit of happiness* WHY CANT I CHOoooosseee....?!
Would you rather have an Ocarina of Time or the Harp?

 

[WhereIsNovember]

Ocarina of time!!!!!!!

Would you rather be violently ill for the rest of your life or die a quick painless death in six months?

 

[Go_Skyward]

Jokes on you I'm already ill for life

Would you rather die with the company of people or die alone?

 

[Trio the Punch]

With the company of people. But I don't want them to expect it, and I want it to be horrific.
Would you rather eat a sandwich made entirely out of elephant feces, or kiss Oprah on the mouth for twelve seconds?

 

[ZombieMeatballs]

Kiss Oprah on the mouth! I would get so famous so quickly!
Would you rather cut off your own arm or eat one of your pets?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Eat one of my pets, because I've already done that and it was delicious.
Would you rather be shot in the face with a mortar launcher or sit through a marathon of every episode of Two and a Half Men?

 

[ZombieMeatballs]

I love Two and a Half Men so every episode it is!
Would you rather run the rest of your life with breaks for sleeping or walk backwards the rest of your life?

 

[Link8150]

Walk backwards the rest of my life.
Would you rather be forced to play Superman 64 for 48 hours straight, or eat 3 tablespoons of cinnamon with only 1 paper cup half-filled with water to wash it down?

 

[ZombieMeatballs]

Ha Ha, I read an article about the cinnamon challenge the other day and they said it could cause vomiting so ... Superman 64 marathon! I would want to be the best at flying through crappy hoops! (Very good one sir)

Would you rather (FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF $) have a job you love and word 60 hours a week or have a job you hate and work 25 hours a week

 

[Trio the Punch]

Job I love for 60 hours a week. Here's a tough one:
Would you rather hear the death rattle of your only child as it cries out in pain or listen to any song by Train?

 

[ZombieMeatballs]

Death rattle for sure, that was an easy one

Would you rather drown in alcohol (It burns your lungs when inhaled) or hang upside down until you die

 

[Trio the Punch]

Alcohol, but only by a smidge.
Would you rather eat your own intestines or eat a sweaty fat man's intestines?

 

[ZombieMeatballs]

The intestines are a very long organ, ... I would eat my own because I would die before I got 1/4 way through

Would you rather be the opposite gender or not walk the rest of your life

 

[Trio the Punch]

The opposite gender. As long as I was hot, being a chick would be the easiest thing in the world.
Would you rather be in a North Korean prison for thirty years or a Justin Beiber concert for thirty minutes?