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The Fairy Queen from The Wind Waker
I hate this horrible thing. I hate it.
I don't like the Great Fairies in The Wind Waker much anyway (freaky, four-armed weirdos) but this thing takes the biscuit.
I mean, why is it a little girl? They obviously wanted her to be creepy. A little girl with dead, green eyes. Then there's the music. They play this weird, unsettling version of the fairy theme with all these weird noises in the background and I just don't like hearing it while looking at this thing.
Then there's the 'doll' it holds. It's just one of the Great Fairies. Now, I wouldn't have thought the Fairy Queen would have toys so I've always seen that 'doll' as literally one of the Great Fairies. The way it just hangs there, limp and lifeless with this big smile on its face...
It doesn't seem to be a nice Queen. Not nice at all...
And then, to top it all off, this thing starts flirting with you. She is in the form of a pre-pubescent girl and keeps calling Link 'child' and there she goes, flirting with him. And then Link looks all bashful, with a little smile. So at, what? 12? He clearly understands romantic relationships and is flattered that something finds him attractive in that way. This whole scene is disturbing.
If that doesn't creep you out then I don't know what will...
I hate this horrible thing. I hate it.
I don't like the Great Fairies in The Wind Waker much anyway (freaky, four-armed weirdos) but this thing takes the biscuit.
I mean, why is it a little girl? They obviously wanted her to be creepy. A little girl with dead, green eyes. Then there's the music. They play this weird, unsettling version of the fairy theme with all these weird noises in the background and I just don't like hearing it while looking at this thing.
Then there's the 'doll' it holds. It's just one of the Great Fairies. Now, I wouldn't have thought the Fairy Queen would have toys so I've always seen that 'doll' as literally one of the Great Fairies. The way it just hangs there, limp and lifeless with this big smile on its face...
It doesn't seem to be a nice Queen. Not nice at all...
And then, to top it all off, this thing starts flirting with you. She is in the form of a pre-pubescent girl and keeps calling Link 'child' and there she goes, flirting with him. And then Link looks all bashful, with a little smile. So at, what? 12? He clearly understands romantic relationships and is flattered that something finds him attractive in that way. This whole scene is disturbing.
If that doesn't creep you out then I don't know what will...