King of the Hill!

[MikauIncarnate]

I charm the hill so that, anytime you're standing on it or in any structure on top of it, you feel like something's tickling your feet. Scared, you run off, and the rest of your team, thinking you saw some hideous monster, run after you.

I remove the tickling spell and me and my friends claim the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

*I run back and tackle you off the hill whitch sends you flying*

The hill is our now!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

A hatch opens up in the ground directly beneath where you're standing. You fall in, then a cannon rises out of the hole, aims for Castle town, and shoots.

I claim the hill for my friends.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I kill you, your friends, your family, your teachers, and your pets with deoderant and pennies.

I claim the hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I play the song of time. Then I remove all thoughts of killing from your mind, and all things that could possibly cause you to accidentally kill anyone.

I never lost the hill in the first place.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I rewind time all the back to post #56.

I never lost the hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I give you stupid and annoying answers until you shoot a portal at a satellite that redirects it to the other side of the earth, then you shoot one underneath yourself.

I decide to team up with all my friends who were my friends before time rewound. We build a giant castle and summon an army of cats.

We have the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I turn into a HUGE demo wolf and eat you and your cats.

I claim the hill (Guess I'm solo oh joy <_<

 

[tecknokid900]

"You not Not Alone! Rohirum!" *Rumble* an army of horse fighters appear. "We are here to protect you!" they cry.

WE still have the hill!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Our cats fight their way out of your stomach (without majorly injuring you, just making you pass out and get really sick) then they carry you to kakariko so you can heal. The horse fighters notice I-am-link and I are wearing several cultural symbols from their tribe, and accept us as one of them. Then they turn on you because you tried to get them to kill us. You run. They run after you. We claim the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I come back still sick but it doesn't bug me. And like Luffy would I charged right at you sending you off the hill.

We has teh hill now.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

A herd of angry goats falls out of the sky and chases you off in the opposite direction of where Technokid is going.

We claim the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I turn into a cute chibi wolf and beg for the hill. You think I'm so cute so you give me the hill.

We claim teh hill!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I snipe Technokid with a bow and arrow.

I don't have the hill, but I feel satisfied.

 

[Celeboy]

LAWL! You're attacking from a distance! The power of the foursword has frightened everyone off!!! I use some of my Celebi magic and halt the arrow before it strikes and make it drop to the ground! TEH HILL IS OURS!!!