King of the Hill!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I pay you $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in cash for ownership of the hill and you accept the offer.

I claim the hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I remember that cash doesn't work in Hyrule, and give you back 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 for the hill. Since you made a profit from the deal, you agree and give it back to me.

I claim the hill, leaving me to ponder how you were able to give me money when you can't see me...

 

[tecknokid900]

I run into paint and now I see myself, I go to a witch docter and he heals me. I then come back and pour Paint all ove the Hil, you and you friends get soaked, I see you, I slash you with sword.

I and My friends Claim the Hill!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

A crazy old man comes up to you and offers to pay you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rupees (and give you a wallet that will fit all of them) for you astounding modern art commentary on the rascism employed against gerudos, using a hill as a metaphor for the desert and paint as a metaphor for all the artificiality and lies surrounding the Gerudo. You have absolutely no idea what he's talking about, but you accept. Suddenly, the old man's cloak falls away to reveal myself and my friends in disguise.

We thank you for the hill and claim it.

 

[tecknokid900]

????? ooooook..... I ban you from the Hill and I use the Money you gave me to create a reward for any who bring you and your friends to jail, Dead or Alive. Of coarse i only offer little bits of rupees at a time and while you are being hunted down like animals I take the Hill.

The Hill Belongs To me and My Friends. We Claim the Hill.

 

[goomboo]

I capture the guy you wanted hunted down and his friends and then claim the money an then throw the people at you. You die. I claim the hill.

 

[i-am-link]

I fall on you. Squish. I claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

I throw you off of him and I throw you both down the hill with the other Bodies

I keep the Hill.

 

[i-am-link]

I fall on you. Squish. I claim the hill.
Yay for badly-placed spawnpoints.

 

[tecknokid900]

I use the power bracelets to pick you up, I then throw you far away. you then Land In the Playboy Mansion.

I claim te Hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I magic the spawn point just as I-am-link is about to reappear so that it will always follow right above Technokid. Then I create a magical restraining spell that makes it impossible for him to be within 50 kilometers of the hill, otherwise, the spell will constrict his body and he will die.

I claim the hill for the good of humanity, and my goats create a circle around the perimeter to keep away those who would take it for themselves.

 

[i-am-link]

I don't fall on top of you. Squish. I claim the hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Thanks I-am-link, that was quite helpful. I draw a line down the middle of the hill and give you one side, then I take the other.

I share the hill.

 

[i-am-link]

(30 character limit hargleblargle)

 

[goomboo]

In the dead of night i creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep up to the hill and remove the line, MikauIncarnate thinks that i-am-link removed the line and they have a fight. When they are weary from battle I appear and throw an overweight Biggoron at them. They die. I remove them from the hill and tell my Biggoron buddy to crush anyone but me or who has goron in theyre username. I and the Gorons claim the hill.