King of the Hill!

[MikauIncarnate]

Thank you. A pokey jumps out of the hole and sends us flying into the air, heading directly for your head. In mid-air I use a fairy in a bottle so the collision won't kill us, and we hit you. Hard. You fall off of the hill and continue rolling until you hit lake Hylia, which you fall in.

We claim the hill

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Uh hello its called MAGIC. *still sitting on the hill looking at you blankly*

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I kick you off the hill.

We still have the hill

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

*I send a heard of angry goats and the chase you off the hill*
We claim the hill.....

 

[MikauIncarnate]

The goats turn around and trample you into the dirt beside the hill.
We (I, SamuRaichu, Cabbage, the goats, and our army of kittens) claim the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Ok now that hurt..... Gets up and calls some demons over and they knock you off the hill

We(tecnokid900 and I) claim teh hill........

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I call up the six sages to banish you and the demons to the dark world.

We claim the hill

 

[Celeboy]

I get frost bite from being cold and wet, so i die...
I then come back and take over the body of a kitten, murder your army and hunt you till you run off and then I claim the hill. *smug!*

 

[SamuRaichu]

I ressurect our army using the ressurection stone and defeat you. WE claim the hill.

 

[Celeboy]

I feel left out so I ask you to sign a treaty. You sign it then whilst you sleep i KILL YOU!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! then i claim the hill.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I calmly walk in watch you all and send you flying off the hill.

We claim the hill once more....

 

[tecknokid900]

And I build a fort out of strongest metal and stone available. I also put sentries around the Hill to sound the alarm if we are under attack. and lastly, I take Dogs, and I use magic to make them HUGE(bigger then the cat army) and I train them to obey nothing but me and babygoku.

We still have claim on this Hill!

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I call up Midna. We turn invisible, soundless, and undetectable by scent. We then warp your castle, with you in it, to the middle of a gorge in Gerudo Desert. Goodbye. I then bring our castle back from where I warped it early so it wouldn't be destroyed, and send the kittens back to their home in castle town, but use magic to make them able to talk and able to sense when they need to show up back at our castle.

We claim the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

Using magic,(that I gained from Ganondorf) I telaport back to the hill, Silence your magic and Banish all magic that your body can/uses. I then use my warloc I then use my Warlock puch to send you flying from the screen, losing you last life. I then take Midna and throw her into the mirror of twilight, and shatter the mirror. I build of my fort and turn it into a Inpenritable Castle.

WE, claim the Hill

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I wait for the player to hit continue. *elevator music* Midna then returns because she learned how to teleport between the worlds without the mirror of twilight, like, 50 pages ago. Then, since my life restarted as it was, I have my magic again, so I once again become invisible, soundless, scentless, and formless. Midna then teleports your fort to the bottom of the great sea, but not before I walk through the walls of your castle and steal all the food you have, returning it to the food storage areas in our fort.

We re-claim the hill.