King of the Hill!

[AwesomeTingle]

I throw a baseball at you, and you forgot how to hit a ball with a bat. (you only knew how to hit people) The Ball hits you in the head, rendering you unconscious. I then kill you.
My hill!

 

[Linknmike]

I scream at you, forcing me to accidentaly spit on you, causing you to catch the flu as we- ACHOO!

I claim the *sneeze* hill.

 

[Frigidblade]

I fire a lazer at you that bounced off a few mirrors, then hit you.
I now take the hill.

 

[Nicole]

You get kicked off the hill for doing it wrong. You "claim" the hill, not "take" it!

I CLAIM the hill. XD

 

[Frigidblade]

I push you off, for you did it wrong too! It's not in caps!
I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

In the midst of a game of extream battle ship I sink the ship you're on.

I leave the game to claim the hill which is rightfully mine!

 

[Linknmike]

I ask you a deep philosical question... And while you're pondering it, I stab you with a machete.

I claim the hill.

 

[squadala]

I summon a flying monkey in a shopping cart to throw lawn darts at you.

eye klame teh hilz. lolololololololololololol

 

[AwesomeTingle]

Your monkey goes ape and kills you (get my pun? lol)

I claim the hill

 

[Linknmike]

Link accidentally runs you over with his new rocket ship and the computor learned karate and killed you.

I claim the hill, and the surrounding vincinity.

 

[Fraxinus]

Your vampire-dragon attacks your face.

I claim the hill...

 

[squadala]

I ask nicely....
You're a good person and you give me the hill.
Thank you.

 

[Mr.Verto]

THIS...IS.....Me! This is me! This is me! Im eaxctly were Im supposed to be now! Let the light shine on me! (Geez, Camp Rock is bad for health =P)

Anyways, I was were i was supposed to be when the light shone on me!

So the hill is mine.

 

[Elvenknight]

I blot out the light. Since you are scared of the dark, you run away, and no one stops me from claiming the hill.

 

[Celeboy]

I bring back the light, shine it in your eyes and blind you. You then walk of the edge of the cliff.
I claim the hill