King of the Hill!

[Fraxinus]

Cucco Power's elephant helps flatten the hill as it lands on FirevsIce. I claim the... mesa or plateau, or whatever it is.

 

[butterbiscuit]

Just in time, I put on my sound-canceling earmuffs and proceed to falcon pawnch you.

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

i get chuck norris to round house kick you to oblivian

i make the mesa get flatten more and be a valley

i claim the valley!!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I hack into an administrators account and ban your account.

I claim the hill after you have cried yourself to sleep.

 

[Swordbomb]

i hck into axle the beats's account and ban your account and all accounts except mine and mine is firewall so your hack is useless

 

[Sasuke Uchiha]

I hack your computer then get Yajirobe (DBZ) to annoy you to death.
I claim the hill. YAY I WIN!!!!! (for the next 4mins. xD)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

In an alternate timeline I cast za warudo!

My alternate self claims the hill!

 

[Swordbomb]

i claim the hill because i replayed time and killed you both stopping you both from claiming the hill!

i go to home and give the hill to FD for nothing

FD claims the hill for nothing!

 

[Linknmike]

I shoot you. You die. I burn your body. Your ashes fall into the ocean, where they are eaten by a shark. Then the shark gets eaten by a blue whale, which is eaten by a chiuaua (spelling?). I feed the dog a nuke hidden in a doggy treat, and retreat 50 mi/km. The nuke goes off, killing the dog kawaii and completely annailating your remains...

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

you did that to a decoy and i tazer you

i give the hill to FD again(it seems like i am using her for bait but i am not i just don't want to die and people never go after the people who don't got the hill)

 

[Linknmike]

I find the real you and do whats mentioned above. Twice. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Swordbomb]

but you do it to FD because she has the hill

i then walk away and you claim the hill

 

[penguinboy82]

I create a warp from wherever the hill currently is, and it appears at my door along with all chances of you taking it back. Obviously, I claim the hill.

 

[Hawk the Warior]

I throttle you, bury you, dance on your grave, and then bring you back to life as a stalfos, set Link on you, and while you run,

I claim the Hill

 

[Linknmike]

I click on your dragon, making it grow to enourmous size, turn on you and kill you. Now I get my own room 'cause my brother's dead! Yay!

I claim the hill.