I shoot you. You die. I burn your body. Your ashes fall into the ocean, where they are eaten by a shark. Then the shark gets eaten by a blue whale, which is eaten by a chiuaua (spelling?). I feed the dog a nuke hidden in a doggy treat, and retreat 50 mi/km. The nuke goes off, killing the dog kawaii and completely annailating your remains...
i give the hill to FD again(it seems like i am using her for bait but i am not i just don't want to die and people never go after the people who don't got the hill)
I create a warp from wherever the hill currently is, and it appears at my door along with all chances of you taking it back. Obviously, I claim the hill.