You all wake up and realize that what Cel-Shaded Deku said was a dream, and you're still in my fortress. I get my wish-proof cyborg army to kill you all.
No, you're a dream. All of your posts are a dream and whenever someone talks to you they're talking to the collective hallucination of your false existence.
But I'm too busy being addicted to the drug called Minecraft to claim the hill so I hand ownership over to the next person.
Why thank you, you just gave it back to me. And I am not a dream, I am a nightmare. I haunt you for the rest of eternity, making sure that every time you fall asleep in class, you piss your pants...