Tears of the Kingdom I Hate Lizalfos

[Daku Rinku]

Heee! I like being ca- wait am I a furry?

I cannot answer that, only you can.

 

[Malon]

I cannot answer that, only you can.

*contemplates life* well in 3rd grade I wore a cat ear headband every day...hrm....

 

[Daku Rinku]

*contemplates life* well in 3rd grade I wore a cat ear headband every day...hrm....

Oh well in that case..

 

[Malon]

Welp, back on topic, what if a Lizalfo wore a cat ear headba-

 

[Daku Rinku]

Can you attach a Liz tail to Link?

 

[Malon]

Can you attach a Liz tail to Link?

I am now attaching one to his shield so when it's put away it looks like he has a tail.

 

[TheGreatCthulhu]

Welp, back on topic, what if a Lizalfo wore a cat ear headba-

Bro, that's a strange looking cat.

 

[Malon]

Bro, that's a strange looking cat.

Wow. Catalina Elizabeth. Quite the name.

 

[Daku Rinku]

I am now attaching one to his shield so when it's put away it looks like he has a tail.

That is cool.

 

[Malon]

That is cool.

"Awww with the Lizal mask? He's a real Lizalf- RUN LIZZIE! HE'S A MADMAN!"

 

[Daku Rinku]

"Awww with the Lizal mask? He's a real Lizalf- RUN LIZZIE! HE'S A MADMAN!"

 

[Captain_Jack]

I HAVE 999 TALONS BUT A TAIL AIN’T ONE!

 

[Vanessa28]

Killed a bunch of lizalfos yesterday. I didn't plan to but they crossed my path. I got all sages out so they helped me killing them

 

[Captain_Jack]

Maxed out my Zora set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 15 blue Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Snowquill set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 fire-breath Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Desert Voe set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 ice-breath Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Rubber Helm set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 electric Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Yiga set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 8 fire-breath Lizalfos tails, 15 ice-breath Lizalfos tails, 15 electric Lizalfos tails.

Holy Tails!

…and the tails don’t drop that often!

 

[Daku Rinku]

Maxed out my Zora set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 15 blue Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Snowquill set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 fire-breath Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Desert Voe set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 ice-breath Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Rubber Helm set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 39 electric Lizalfos tails.

Maxed out my Yiga set by killing enough Lizalfos to get 8 fire-breath Lizalfos tails, 15 ice-breath Lizalfos tails, 15 electric Lizalfos tails.

Holy Tails!

…and the tails don’t drop that often!

You'll have a tail (tale) or two to tell.