Tears of the Kingdom I Hate Lizalfos

[Malon]

I feel like the two species would eat each other like in nature

'lectric Lizals would win!

 

[Daku Rinku]

I feel like the two species would eat each other like in nature

Imagine a war! And love story between a Zora and Lizalfo.

 

[Malon]

Imagine a war! And love story between a Zora and Lizalfo.

"Oh, when I saw your beauty, I was shocked."
"Zidon, I was halfway through battle. I'm surprised you're not dead."
"Sparks fly when I look at you!"
"Hon, for the love of all that is fishy, stop trying to use your weird fish eyes to stimulate my electricity."
"My-"
"Just stop. Please."

 

[Daku Rinku]

"Oh, when I saw your beauty, I was shocked."
"Zidon, I was halfway through battle. I'm surprised you're not dead."

This is basically Guardians of the Galaxy Gamorra and Starlord. XD

 

[Captain_Jack]

I keep bringing Electric Lizalfos to Zora's domain.... It's a process, but worth it. Plus, you can kill the Lizalfos in front of them.

Thinking of the nearest electric Lizalfos… Faron? what did you do? Box one?

 

[Killjoy262]

Lynals are worse.

 

[Malon]

Thinking of the nearest electric Lizalfos… Faron? what did you do? Box one?

Do not underestimate my awesome power.
I put them in cages and fly to Zora's domain.

 

[Captain_Jack]

Do not underestimate my awesome power.
I put them in cages and fly to Zora's domain.

C’mon! Don’t hoard all the details, little kitty…

 

[Captain_Jack]

Lynals are worse.

I didn’t have to collect a thousand Lynal tails…

 

[Malon]

C’mon! Don’t hoard all the details, little kitty…

Eeeeeee! I'm a kittttttyyyyyyyy!

 

[Captain_Jack]

Eeeeeee! I'm a kittttttyyyyyyyy!

Haha… now I have a new mission; transporting beasts to places they don’t belong… like a horse in the depths.

 

[Prince Sidon]

Haha… now I have a new mission; transporting beasts to places they don’t belong… like a horse in the depths.

A cat to the sky islands

 

[Malon]

A cat to the sky islands

I shall now live in the sky islands. That is where the furballs live.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Do not underestimate my awesome power.
I put them in cages and fly to Zora's domain.

Your power is growing.. soon you will be stronger than even Din! Goddess of Power!

I shall now live in the sky islands. That is where the furballs live.

All will hear your Meow and despair!

 

[Malon]

All will hear your Meow and despair!

Heee! I like being ca- wait am I a furry?