Have You Ever Farted in Class?

[Dan]

Well the hell is Turo ? I expected him to be the 2 post....
Anyway I'm always devious with my farts, I often deploy them near someone and walk away quickly so they get the blame. >)
That's what I did in school anyway.

 

[Dragoncat]

Wow lol wierdest thread ever.

In middle school I did all the time and didnt care, but by the time I was in high school, I was more mature about it. One time in gym we were doing sit ups...lets just say I was lucky the person holding my feet was a friend. But it was SO embarrassing...

 

[TheRizardon]

Rofl this is a hilarious thread already. Yes I have farted in class before everyone stared but I just kept a straight face kinda like this. :|

 

[Siniru]

Nope. I don't fart. I hold it :3

...Well I should not say that I have not had my nose seriously broken by someone fluffing in my face once. I countered by f----

...You do not need to hear about that.

 

[ShadowDiety]

Yes, during 10th grade we were taking a test and I tried to slip one out really quietly. It came out really loud though, one of the most awkward moments in class ever :xd:

 

[bunny]

I can hold it the whole time I'm at school. But I get the WORST cramps. >.>

Weird thread, by the way.

 

[domo]

Lets just say that I had beans for lunch. A whole can, in that matter.

 

[Fig]

I've never done it in public and I hope I never do.

 

[Petman1325]

Heh, this is definitely an interesting topic. :xd:

Yes, I would fart in class quite a few times when I was in middle school and high school. In college, I'm able to hold it in since the classes are much shorter. XD

If I knew it would smell, I would hold it in, but if it was to be silent and innocent, I'd let it out gently and pray that nobody smelled it. Sometimes it worked, but a lot of the time, it didn't.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Tomorrow is my first day of school. I'll try to let out an especially loud, stinky fart... FOR HYRULE!

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

I have. And I blamed it on someone else too cause it was silent

 

[sailormars109]

I did once when I was in first grade and started laughing. And the teacher gave me a look.

 

[EeveeChan]

I think everyone has done this if they've ever been in school for at least a year, but it's a bit embarrising to actually get caught doing it... but hey no one knows who I am sooo I've done it while walking from class to class in middle school & currently high school. It's a lot harder to point out who did it at that time & no one will care unless it's REALLY stinky.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Nah, I always went to class with a cork in my sphincter. Not necessarily as a preventative measure, but more just for fun.

 

[penguinboy82]

I do it all the time, but usually it's one of two really bad scenarios.

Scenario one: I fart silently but it smells real bad, and so I have to deny it with all my heart.

Scenario two: I fart quite loud, and am unable to deny it. Luckily, it doesn't smell bad.