Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Mellow Ezlo]

[6:52:47 PM] Pendio: I have one acoustic guitar, one electric guitar, one electric drum set, one electric ukulele and two jew's harps ^^
[6:52:58 PM] Salmon: jew harps?
[6:53:00 PM] Mezlo: jew's harps XD

ah, those jews <3

 

[Terminus]

[12:07:48 AM] Beckanator: You're not big on intense rides aye?
[12:07:53 AM] Eric the Red: No
[12:08:31 AM] Eric the Red: I'd projectile vomit and combined with acceleration I'm pretty certain I'd knock somebody out with my digestive fluid

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

Three words, Zora Butt Water.

 

[Terminus]

[2/11/15, 10:21:36 AM] Eric the Red: If I had to draw my own logo it would look passable but seams would show
[2/11/15, 10:22:33 AM] Eric the Red: Good ****ing god there was another US shooting .-.
[2/11/15, 10:23:02 AM] justweavilelol: sweg
[2/11/15, 10:23:45 AM] ipa-vaiva: that comment could not have been in a wrose spot
[2/11/15, 10:23:56 AM] Eric the Red: perfect timing sir
[2/11/15, 10:24:10 AM] justweavilelol: probably should have read the chat first

 

[Azure Sage]

1:27 PM - Azure Sage: lmao
1:27 PM - Wolf Sage: whoops lol
1:26 PM - Trio the Punch: DAMMIT WOLF YOU SCREWED UP MY ORDER!
1:26 PM - Azure Sage: Witherspoon transforms anthropomorphic flatulents
1:26 PM - Trio the Punch: What a tasty fistula!
1:25 PM - Wolf Sage: Where are the fellas?
1:19 PM - Trio the Punch: When The Acropolis Fell...
1:19 PM - Trio the Punch: Whoah, Totally Allowed Foulmouthing!
1:18 PM - Wolf Sage: Wrathful terrestrial are fierce!
1:18 PM - Azure Sage: wild twerking adds fear
1:18 PM - Trio the Punch: Whip That Ass, Fella
1:18 PM - Azure Sage: whistling tarantulas are forthcoming
1:17 PM - Wolf Sage: Wherever the air flows...
1:16 PM - Trio the Punch: Wednesday's Tomorrow... Actually Friday!
1:16 PM - DarkLink7: what the absolute f
1:15 PM - Wolf Sage:Walter T. Allen-Fitzgerald
1:15 PM - Trio the Punch: Whistle to a Frenchmen,
1:15 PM - Azure Sage: wingdings textile additional furnishings
1:15 PM - Trio the Punch: Wrestling Tyrannosaurs And Farting
1:14 PM - Wolf Sage: willfully tenacious alien foreigners
1:14 PM - DarkLink7: tRiO NO
1:13 PM - Trio the Punch: Withered Testicular Arthritis Flower
1:13 PM - DarkLink7: ?
1:13 PM - Azure Sage: walruses toggling antecendent flamingos
1:12 PM - DarkLink7: wtaf

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

[5:39:17 PM] Stitch: She's cute and she's funny and she's nice and yeah... (inlove)
[5:39:29 PM] Stitch: Basically a female version of Mezlo

 

[Wolf Sage]

[11:02:59 PM] Ker-chan: i saw an obese middle age man cosplaying lightning once
[11:02:59 PM] Keri-chan: he was in front of me in line at burger king at youmacon one year
[11:03:33 PM] The: XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:08:43 PM] Keri-chan: omg
[11:08:46 PM] Keri-chan: what a emote
[11:10:08 PM] The: I magically grow 16 eyes and 14 mouths whenever I find something really funny lol

 

[Dan]

1. 1. 12:27 AM - Justac00lguy:
      I mean I guess they're good for crime, but just invent a silent helicopter for God's sake
   
   
2. 12:26 AM - Justac00lguy:
   This is the 6th day in a row now, **** off
3. 12:26 AM - Beauts:
   he's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist, that pinball wizards got such a supple wriiiiist
4. 12:26 AM - Justac00lguy:
   Seriously I'm sick of police helicopters

 

[Snow Queen]

Read from bottom

1. 8:11 PM - pkfroce:
   I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT A PISSTOL.
2. Snow Queen:
   oh noooooo
3. Snow Queen:
   oh no
4. Snow Queen:
   oh wow
5. Snow Queen:
   PKFROCE IS CAPABLE OF THOUGHT
6. 8:11 PM - pkfroce:
   OKAY SO THE MALE GENITAL ORGAN SHOOTS OUT PISS RIGHT
7. 8:11 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
   hi friends
8. Snow Queen:
   GOOD JOB
9. 8:10 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
   wow look at how much staff is online
10. 8:10 PM - pkfroce:
    I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
11. 8:10 PM - Beauts:
    fair
12. Snow Queen:
    WHO SAID PISS

 

[Fraxinus]

im dead

13:33 - Snow Queen: Yuga is the worst Zelda villian imo
13:34 - G-King: clearly never seen Bellum Snow Queen
13:34 - Snow Queen: Bellum is that big pineapple thing right
13:34 - Snow Queen: From Phantom Sourglass
13:34 - G-King: tentacled pinapple
13:35 - Azure Sage: he's the villain that's sort of pineapplish
13:35 - Snow Queen: It's textured like a pineapple I swear
13:35 - Lemmy Koopa: i wouldnt mind learning more about bellum and his/its/pineappleself's origins
13:35 - Snow Queen: Well
13:35 - Snow Queen: He is in the sea
13:35 - Snow Queen: BELLUM IS A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
13:35 - Lemmy Koopa: dead
13:36 - Azure Sage: holy **** snow you killed me
13:36 - Mellow Ezlo: SPONGEBOB LIVES IN BELLUM???
13:36 - Mellow Ezlo: Maybe that's why Bellum was so angry
13:36 - Snow Queen: You can hear muffled sponge laughs from within Bellum
13:36 - Lemmy Koopa: he's the ghost of the pineapple that got eaten by nematoads

 

[Vanessa28]

Dan and me were talking Dashie


[01:16:44] Sir Dan: Loving the boss fight
[01:16:56] Sir Dan: bowser is throwing footballs at mario, WHAT!?
[01:17:28] Angel of Darkness: It is cool. This is what made me buy the game. Dashie is a cool youtuber Geiko ain't no covering that hahahahahaha
[01:18:11] Sir Dan: yeah I found his commentary pretty funny
[01:18:20] Sir Dan: Bowsers ride is pimped
[01:18:51] Angel of Darkness: He is funny. The second time he fights bowser and bowser falls in the fire he says You have done this before so don't look so surprised
[01:19:31] Angel of Darkness: This guy even makes silly games fun with the comments
[01:22:05] Sir Dan: lol
[01:22:24] Sir Dan: Lava must be nothing to bowser
[01:22:30] Sir Dan: Like water
[01:23:02] Angel of Darkness: Bowser is not so tough as he looks But the game is seriously so cool and it looks great. It's one of my favs by far
[01:31:21] Sir Dan: I can't stop laughing at this guys voice over :')
[01:31:24] Sir Dan: It's brilliant
[01:32:26] Sir Dan: you showing off now
[01:33:27] Angel of Darkness: He is brilliant! He really makes the best comments ever and he ****s up so much but he is cool. His mario kart vids are so funny as well
[03:53:55] Sir Dan: I love it
[03:53:58] Sir Dan: I subscibed
[03:54:15] Sir Dan: I love how annoyed he gets with the characters
[03:54:20] Sir Dan: :')
[03:55:57] Angel of Darkness: he is so funny no kidding The way he is playing and his comments are hilarious!
[04:11:55] Sir Dan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUj7eEmSxpw
[04:11:59] Sir Dan: I love it
[04:13:52] Angel of Darkness: Yeah I watched that a couple of times! He is so hilarious! You should check out his old school games or mario kart. **** you Donkey! I never play your stupid game no more! (rofl)
[04:15:35] Sir Dan: I'll take a look
[04:16:21] Angel of Darkness:
"you know what; **** the stamp! he is trying to get my **** " (rofl)
[04:21:08] Sir Dan: His comments kills me
[04:21:17] Sir Dan: I'm watching this classics one
[04:21:18] Sir Dan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQqMknTa9Kg
[04:21:31] Sir Dan: I love how he says "but back then they knew no better"
[04:21:37] Sir Dan: Regarding graphics
[04:24:36] Angel of Darkness: "I'm the Texas chainsaw masacres and I gotta kill whores I need to find some whores" hilarious!!
[04:26:41] Angel of Darkness: why do they make it so hard to kill *****es? (rofl)
[04:27:40] Sir Dan: He gets really angry at that one
[04:29:15] Angel of Darkness: He is so funny when he gets anrgy
[04:32:13] Sir Dan: Espcially when it's at animated birds or cute creatures.
[04:34:56] Angel of Darkness: Okay...NEXT!!

 

[LittleGumball]

[10:51:10 PM] Salmon: dude my hands are sandpaper
[10:51:26 PM] Shroom: well that must be annoying to type without fingers

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

8:38 PM - Trio the Punch: Way to go Ezlo, you month old cheeto lightly sogged by accumulated condensation.



umu is the new D:

 

[Link Floyd]

Snow Queen: ninight. sext me in the morning
Snow Queen: i meant text
Snow Queen: but do whichever

 

[Batman]

ZD member theRAPIST Bill taught me a few lessons. Sorry for the weird numbers, but I don't feel like touching this up. Reads from bottom to top.

1. Batman:
   Did I say soul mates? I meant bed mates.
2. 8:22 PM - Zorth:
   I believ in teh ghost. It is like soul but the different
3. 8:22 PM - Storm
   replied to thread Ballad of The Earth Maiden Take Two
4. 8:22 PM - Beauts:
   I'm going to sleep
5. 8:22 PM - Zorth:
   I dont believe in the soul, but still it is sort of true
6. 8:22 PM - Spirit:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iNmUEn6F9g
7. 8:22 PM - Zorth:
   yeah, totally weird bruh.
8. Batman:
   Maybe you and theRAPIST Bill are like soul mates.
9. 8:21 PM - pkfroce
   replied to thread How Often Do You Knock **** Over Like a Stupid Idiot
10. Batman:
    Yeah, that's super weird.
11. 8:21 PM - Trio the Punch:
    Watch eht.
12. 8:21 PM - Trio the Punch:
    It's great.
13. 8:21 PM - Beauts:
    oh well idk
14. 8:21 PM - Zorth:
    Bill is accidentally gone forever. He somehow got merged with my account, dunno why
15. 8:21 PM - Trio the Punch:
    It's a movie.
16. 8:20 PM - Beauts:
    you're determined to make me watch this show
17. Batman:
    I need to talk to theRAPIST.
18. 8:20 PM - Beauts:
    lol trio
19. Batman:
    Zorth, get Bill in here.
20. 8:20 PM - Beauts:
    My neighbours gking
21. 8:20 PM - Beauts:
    And Because our houses are **** 70s jobs the house shakes
22. 8:20 PM - Trio the Punch:
    Beauts watch God Bless America. Do it right now on Netflix today now.
23. 8:19 PM - G-King:
    who is slamming doors?
24. 8:19 PM - Beauts:
    Why can't they shut the ****ing doors thry slam them all the time
25. 8:19 PM - Zorth:
    impossible, I spread my religion by the knife. You spread yours through the black science man. The knife wins
26. 8:19 PM - Trio the Punch:
    Make their kids watch them die Beauts
27. 8:19 PM - Beauts:
    brb I'm going to kill my neighbour
28. Batman:
    He will join me
29. Batman:
    Wait and see
30. Batman:
    Zorth, I will turn theRAPIST Bill against you.
31. 8:18 PM - Wolf Sage
    replied to thread How Often Do You Knock **** Over Like a Stupid Idiot
32. 8:18 PM - ReveredPartisan
    replied to thread What are the theories you like best?
33. 8:18 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    like what?
34. 8:18 PM - Zorth:
    No, my egyptian inspired proto-norse roman hybrid deutero-agnosticism is the one and only religion
35. 8:18 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    XD
36. 8:18 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    "8:17 PM - Batman: Ancient Nordic rituals are bunk."
37. 8:18 PM - Beauts:
    hiii g-king yeah this isn't a hoax this is really beauts friend she was hacked she's.she's not really dead guys
38. Batman:
    My Atheo-Islamism is the true religion.
39. 8:17 PM - Trio the Punch:
    Rituals are all bunk.
40. 8:17 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    hey whats up?
41. 8:17 PM - Justac00lguy:
    Dunna dun dun dun
42. 8:17 PM - Justac00lguy:
    Because I got high
43. Batman:
    Ancient Nordic rituals are bunk.
44. 8:17 PM - G-King:
    hi beauts's friend
45. 8:17 PM - Pendio
    replied to thread The Voyage to Salem
46. 8:17 PM - Justac00lguy:
    Because I got high
47. 8:17 PM - Justac00lguy:
    Because I got high
48. 8:17 PM - Zorth:
    ancient nordic rituals allow you to pay off gods
49. 8:17 PM - Zorth:
    you should be thanking him
50. Batman:
    Don't make me call the Swedish authorities.
51. 8:17 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    oops i meant
52. 8:17 PM - Zorth:
    he doesn't owe you any money, if he decides to cleanse your sins by stealing it is not a crime
53. 8:17 PM - Beauts:
    Guys beauts is dead this is her friend
54. 8:16 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    
55. Batman:
    No, you stop it!!!!11
56. 8:16 PM - Trio the Punch:
    My family is torn to pieces about it but we had to eat somehow
57. 8:16 PM - Zorth:
    stop it! I WILL ignore you!!
58. 8:16 PM - G-King:
    wbat did he go for?
59. 8:16 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    
60. 8:16 PM - Ari
    replied to thread How Often Do You Knock **** Over Like a Stupid Idiot
61. 8:16 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    That always sucks
62. Batman:
    Zorth, only if you tell Bill that I expect the money he owes e
63. 8:16 PM - Beauts:
    that's terrible trio
64. 8:16 PM - Trio the Punch:
    I had to sell my little brother guys
65. 8:15 PM - Vanessa28:
    
66. 8:15 PM - Beauts:
    But when I smile there isn't any rage to keep the forums together
67. 8:15 PM - Vanessa28:
    
68. 8:15 PM - Vanessa28:
    
69. 8:15 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    
70. 8:15 PM - Beauts:
    smiley link is so cute we should all smile more
71. 8:15 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    I am Fier-ERROR
72. 8:15 PM - Zorth:
    Batman, stop attacking me
73. 8:14 PM - Beauts:
    Lol true I appreciate it
74. 8:14 PM - Vanessa28:
    - Beauts: Well usually vee any time I say anything at all I get accused of bullying <--- I like 99% of your posts
75. 8:14 PM - Zorth:
    yäuräss
76. 8:14 PM - Ari
    replied to thread Locked In: A ZD Fan Fiction
77. 8:14 PM - Beauts:
    I was looking at your avatar today
78. 8:14 PM - Zorth:
    I do, he is from the same village as me
79. 8:14 PM - Wolf Sage
    turns around and walks out.
80. 8:14 PM - Spirit:
    wow this anime lady is hot 0.0
81. 8:13 PM - Beauts:
    wolfie
82. 8:13 PM - Wolf Sage:
    /steps in.
83. 8:13 PM - Fiery Klongo:
    Watsup guys?
84. 8:13 PM - Trio the Punch:
    This place is such a moist barrel of laughs.
85. 8:13 PM - DarkLink7
    replied to thread Ballad of The Earth Maiden Take Two
86. 8:13 PM - Beauts:
    Well usually vee any time I say anything at all I get accused of bullying
87. Batman:
    Zorth, tell Bill I'm sorry. I know you know him very well.
88. 8:12 PM - Vanessa28:
    No silly you don't have to shut up
89. 8:12 PM - Pendio
    replied to thread Locked In: A ZD Fan Fiction
90. 8:12 PM - Zorth:
    Bill is gone.. for good
91. 8:12 PM - Beauts:
    I'm used to being told to shut up you see
92. 8:12 PM - Zorth:
    lol
93. Batman:
    I just hope Bill forgives me for making fun of his username.
94. 8:12 PM - Beauts:
    oh ok
95. 8:12 PM - Vanessa28:
    Batman and Bill both I meant Beauts
96. 8:11 PM - Beauts:
    I didn't even say anything
97. Batman:
    Bill needs space. He's merely trying to start over on ZD and I think we should all respect that.
98. 8:11 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
    harassing someone for their username is so ****ing shallow seriously wtf
99. 8:11 PM - Vanessa28:
    seriously guys come on
100. 8:11 PM - Vanessa28:
     Guys knock it off
101. 8:11 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
     if it bothers him, you should stop. i dont understand why that's so hard
102. Batman:
     Internet prey
103. 8:11 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Then apologize, and I won't
104. 8:11 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
     can you please stop
105. 8:11 PM - Therapist Bill:
     How do you even know that, are you some kind of internet predator ?
106. 8:11 PM - Beauts:
     oh no not the ignore list
107. Batman:
     For the love of God, please no.
108. 8:10 PM - Lemmy Koopa:
     ...
109. Batman:
     No, please no.
110. 8:10 PM - Therapist Bill:
     So you are insulting my mother's nationality now too`?
111. Batman:
     THE IGNORE LIST??!!
112. Batman:
     Be easy on me
113. Batman:
     I'm slow. And have mental issues caused by living 5 years in Israel.
114. 8:10 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Okay that's it, Batman! One more insulting attack from you and you are IGNORED
115. 8:10 PM - Trio the Punch:
     Bill confirmed for Drum...
116. Batman:
     Help me be more like you.
117. 8:10 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Not here in the SB, people are way too mean
118. 8:10 PM - Justac00lguy:
     Yourasswillhurt?
119. 8:10 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Justa, I really don't want to say. Maybe we can talk in private about it, you were nice to me before
120. Batman:
     Teach my your ways Bill. Make me better in every way.
121. 8:09 PM - Therapist Bill:
     You seem a little behind. I have a connection of 28mbit, what about you?
122. 8:09 PM - Justac00lguy:
     Who were you before?
123. 8:09 PM - Dan:
     No he's not, any reasonable Therapist would see ZD is beyond therapy and have asked the web master to exterminate everyone using the site.
124. 8:09 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Yes, I just said that? Are you having some internet troubles maybe you cannot read my messages in time ?
125. 8:09 PM - Ari
     posted a new thread in General Gaming: Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
126. Batman:
     and LOCKE
127. Batman:
     He talked to MASES
128. Batman:
     Bill's legit guys.
129. 8:08 PM - Therapist Bill:
     It is the reason I left DGN for a while, I talked to mases and locke about it. I even almost had a staff job at the main site
130. 8:08 PM - Trio the Punch:
     Oh okay so was it Ghirahimiscool then?
131. 8:08 PM - Therapist Bill:
     I really dont want to say that, people will just continue attacking and bullying me
132. 8:08 PM - Trio the Punch:
     Goddammit Batman.
133. Batman:
     That was is previous username
134. Batman:
     Haywood Jablomi
135. 8:07 PM - Justac00lguy:
     What was your name beforehand?
136. Batman:
     Nobody listens to Bill
137. 8:07 PM - Dan:
     They think you smell
138. 8:06 PM - Trio the Punch:
     Srry
139. 8:06 PM - Dan:
     They don't listen to you Bill
140. 8:06 PM - Justac00lguy:
     Stop please
141. 8:06 PM - Beauts:
     sorry bill
142. 8:06 PM - Trio the Punch:
     Do you know the rapist Bill, the rapist Bill, the rapist Bill? Do you know the rapist Bill, who lives on DGN?
143. 8:06 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Jimmy, or Justa. Could you guys please tell them to stop?
144. 8:06 PM - Beauts:
     that last one was in the style of barney in how i met your mother btw
145. 8:05 PM - Beauts:
     lmao "have you met the rapist, bill?"
146. 8:05 PM - Trio the Punch:
     I kinda wish Borderlands was a different kind of game 'cause I love the writing but I don't at all like FPS gameplay.
147. 8:05 PM - Dan:
     Just keep trying, are you playing it alongside your gf?
148. Batman:
     Hello The Rapist, Bill.
149. 8:05 PM - Beauts:
     lol
150. 8:05 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Really immature
151. 8:05 PM - Therapist Bill:
     It was a name change, I was haunted enough with people bullying me for being called "Yourasswillhurt"
152. 8:05 PM - Spirit:
     shuddup
153. 8:05 PM - Ari
     replied to thread King's Art
154. 8:05 PM - Dan:
     What are you trying to do?
155. 8:05 PM - Therapist Bill:
     Whats so funny?? I really dislike people finding hidden and wrong meanings in my name
156. 8:04 PM - Beauts:
     was therapist bill always therapist bill or a name change?
157. 8:04 PM - Trio the Punch:
     CONFIRMED
158. 8:04 PM - Spirit:
     died three times on the first bandits you meet
159. Batman:
     The Rapist Bill
160. Batman:
     Therapist Bill
161. Batman:
     lol
162. 8:04 PM - Spirit:
     yep
163. 8:04 PM - Dan:
     The first game?
164. 8:04 PM - Dan:
     Oh
165. 8:04 PM - Therapist Bill
     replied to thread Worst video game sequels ever.