Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Mellow Ezlo]

[10:20:23 PM] Salmon: BEAR MY CHILDREN TITS

Context? Never heard of such a thing.

 

[Azure Sage]

[27-09, 16:20] Peachy: good job
[27-09, 16:20] Peachy: You literally did
[27-09, 16:20] Peachy: You did
[27-09, 16:20] Azure Sage: this just in i turned peachy into a bisexual

~ I got the moves like Jagger ~

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Texting a friend:

Her: [sends a link to a news video I somehow found my way into]
Me: Mmm, I like cat ****
Her: [laughing hysterically]
Me: :facepalm:
Me: *dat **** omfg

That was embarrassing.

 

[Fraxinus]

Cass reacting to the Master Core.

[Today 21:00] Cassandra: WHAT THE HELL CRAZY HAND EXPLODED INTO BLACK GOOP WTF IS GOING ON
[Today 21:00] Cassandra: GUYS
[Today 21:00] Cassandra: WHAT THE HELL MASTER HAND HE
[Today 21:00] Cassandra: HE EXPLODED
[Today 21:01] Cassandra: HE'S LIFTING UP FINAL DESTINATION
[Today 21:01] Cassandra: HE'S THROWING FINAL DESTINATION AT THE WALL
[Today 21:01] Cassandra: I CAN'T HIT HIM AND I'M SCARED WHAT DO I DO
[Today 21:01] Cassandra: HE'S A BIG MAN MADE OF BLACK HELP
[Today 21:02] Cassandra: HOW DO I KILL HIM
[Today 21:02] Cassandra: I CAN'T SEE HIS HEALTH
[Today 21:02] Cassandra: NOW HE'S A DOG????
[Today 21:03] Cassandra: AND I DIED

[Today 21:04] Cassandra: First he was a big man then he was a dog
[Today 21:05] Cassandra: This is actually a really scary boss

[Today 21:07] Cassandra: oh my god how do i kill him
[Today 21:07] Cassandra: he turned into swords that are impossible to block and dodge

[Today 21:11] Cassandra: i killed it
[Today 21:11] Cassandra: i got dropped from 8.2 to 7.2 during that

[Today 21:11] Cassandra: That boss was hard
[Today 21:11] Cassandra: Anjd scary
[Today 21:12] Cassandra: Really scary

 

[Sydney]

[8:23:46 PM] Friend: (Other friend) said there are christian symbols like fish and anchor on the test that represent bible stories. What are the stories?
[8:25:57 PM] Prynne (Sydney): do i look christian to you
[8:28:51 PM] Friend: Well are questions like that on the test?
[8:29:01 PM] Prynne (Sydney): hmmm
[8:29:05 PM] Friend: And no you look like an irony
[8:29:16 PM] Prynne (Sydney): lol thanks
[8:29:24 PM] Prynne (Sydney): and i don't wanna give too much away
[8:29:25 PM] Friend: No probs
[8:29:33 PM] Prynne (Sydney): make sure you really look over those religion notes
[8:29:38 PM] Friend: But idk bible stories!!!!
[8:29:48 PM] Prynne (Sydney): neither do i!!!

#jewprobs

 

[Vanessa28]

I was playing an arcade game and when I returned I saw this in the SB

[Today 11:21 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: what a baby
*
JuicieJ
cries more* 11:21 PM
[Today 11:18 PM]
JuicieJ
: But Vee is my waifu
[Today 11:18 PM]
Terminus
: *shot*
[Today 11:18 PM]
Terminus
: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Today 11:18 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: nice meme
[Today 11:18 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: overobsessed jj
[Today 11:17 PM]
JuicieJ
: But she's not answering
[Today 11:17 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Today 11:17 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Today 11:17 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: she's right here
*
JuicieJ
cries* 11:16 PM
[Today 11:16 PM]
JuicieJ
: Vee, where are you DX
[Today 11:16 PM]
Terminus
: I don't like horror games
[Today 11:16 PM]
Terminus
: I wish I could watch 5naf and not **** myself
[Today 11:16 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: just in case
[Today 11:16 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: i leave audacity open while watching him
[Today 11:15 PM]
Lemmy Koopa
: ive only watched his fnaf and mk8 vids. oh and some of his random flash game stuff.
[Today 11:15 PM]
JuicieJ
: Vee, Skype?
[Today 11:15 PM]
JuicieJ
:
[Today 11:15 PM]
JuicieJ
: VEEEEEEEEE

 

[Terminus]

[8:19:00 PM] Rep: I don't get it.
[8:19:04 PM] LegendofZelda: Zelda II joke
[8:19:09 PM] Rep: Oh. I am Error
[8:19:13 PM] Rep: That dude.
[8:19:19 PM] LegendofZelda: I am Error is my hero.
[8:19:43 PM] Rep: Japanese didn't realize the name Error would sound kinda dumb
[8:20:10 PM] Eric the Red: I guess that was an...
[8:20:14 PM] Eric the Red: Eric the Red dons sunglasses
[8:20:20 PM] Eric the Red: ERROR on their part!
[8:20:23 PM] Eric the Red: yyeeeeeaaaahhhh
[8:20:32 PM] LegendofZelda: Get out.
[8:20:33 PM] Rep: I hate CSI
[8:20:34 PM] LegendofZelda: Right now.
[8:20:34 PM] Eric the Red: Eric the Red is shot

 

[Shiek]

Very funny 2 zelda free joke i like it. Where can I join IRC to experience these moments for myself on the internetchat? Sory

 

[Guest_1]

[Today 10:25 PM] Selenus: I didn't know electricity could be harassed. My mind has been blown!
[Today 10:25 PM] Durion: Harassing electricity was probably the most important for modern life.

 

[Terminus]

[7:02:21 PM] Beckanator: yeah, dont know what to cook/eat though...
mmmm thatd be nice
[7:09:08 PM] Eric the Red: c:
[7:09:12 PM] Eric the Red: gonna go eat myself
[7:09:13 PM] Eric the Red: gah
[7:09:16 PM] Eric the Red: comma
[7:09:25 PM] Beckanator: haha
[7:09:28 PM] Eric the Red: I'm not indulging in self-cannibalism
[7:09:35 PM] Eric the Red: I'm making tacos

 

[Terminus]

[4:52:25 PM] Beckanator: I wonder what idiot decided it was a good idea for students to have to start their lives in a ****ing ocean of debt
[4:52:53 PM] Eric the Red: Capitalists
[4:53:40 PM | Edited 4:53:44 PM] Beckanator: d***heads
[4:53:53 PM] Eric the Red: Same difference
[4:53:54 PM] Eric the Red: Well
[4:54:08 PM] Eric the Red: A venn diagram of the two is a slightly indented oval

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Me yesterday, texting a friend:

Dude, I'm getting laid and it sucks

Not what I meant to say, missed a word in there, took a good while before a realized it, entire conversation was hilarious.

 

[Gemquarry]

[Today 03:58 PM] Gemquarry : Doesn't make sense...white wii u's have 8 GB
[Today 03:59 PM] Himura Kenshin : That gamepad is pretty cool, rhough.
[Today 03:59 PM] Snow Queen : 8 GB is pathetic. Might as well just call it Virtual Console
[Today 03:59 PM] Gemquarry : No kidding XD.
[Today 04:00 PM] Gemquarry : So glad I went black...
[Today 04:00 PM] Gemquarry : Oh man that sounded wrong.

 

[Terminus]

[9:40:55 PM] LegendofZelda: Guys, I am **** talking the #10 chess player in the world on Chess.com right now. #yeahimcool
[9:41:21 PM] Eric the Red: (cool)
[9:42:53 PM] Ghost 13: oh
[9:42:55 PM] Ghost 13: amazing!
[9:43:19 PM] Ghost 13: is he smart
[9:43:22 PM] Ghost 13: is he answering back
[9:43:40 PM] LegendofZelda: Hikaru Nakamura is the second greatest chess player in American history. And he's the world #10. His peak is like world #4. Anyway, he's a total ******* and a sore loser when he loses games online. He's lost a few to players rated far lower than he is and it drives him crazy so he goes into trash talking rages. I'm fueling his fire.

 

[Fraxinus]

Time to relearn bb code.

[Today 12:51] Scrapper: The Sticky Note has been updated!
Sticky: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50800]Discussion about the switch to Xenforo[/url]
[Today 12:51] Kitsu: beautiful
[Today 12:51] A Link In Time: fck
[Today 12:51] Mercedes: perfection
[Today 12:51] A Link In Time: lol
[Today 12:51] Kitsu: leave it like that
[Today 12:51] Kitsu: it's befitting of the switch and xenforo

[Today 12:54] Scrapper: The Sticky Note has been updated!
Sticky: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50800] Discussion about the switch to Xenforo [/url]
[Today 12:54] A Link In Time: I am officially challenged today. :/
[Today 12:54] Kitsu: time for that name change ALIT
[Today 12:54] Kitsu: At Least I Try
[Today 12:54] TheRizardon: sometimes you just have those days, ya know?

[Today 12:57] Scrapper: The Sticky Note has been updated!
Sticky: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50800]Discussion about the switch to Xenforo[/url]
[Today 12:59] Scrapper: Sticky Note has been removed.

[Today 13:00] Scrapper: The Sticky Note has been updated!
Sticky: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50800] Discussion about the switch to Xenforo [/url]
[Today 12:30] Scrapper: Sticky Note has been removed.
[Today 13:01] A Link In Time: I don't even understand anything anymore.

[Today 13:03] Scrapper: The Sticky Note has been updated!
Sticky: Discussion about the switch to Xenforo
[Today 13:03] Mercedes: *The Sticky Note has been ruined!
[Today 13:04] Kitsu: ALIT were you just trying to do the sticky note equivalent of Rep asking 17 times to help the site