Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Woyogoyo]

One memorable one was when I became ruler of the universe and made everyone`s name Bob.

( Don`t know how to get SB quotes from a few hours ago.)

 

[Sydney]

Josh is such a loser.

[8:40:03 PM] Josh: FSA is such a sexy game
[8:40:08 PM] Josh: you guys just don't understand
[8:40:21 PM] Sarah Vondliz: Wand of Gamelon is sexier
[8:40:31 PM] Josh: no
[8:40:37 PM] Sarah Vondliz: yes
[8:40:46 PM] Josh: urmom
[8:40:51 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urdad
[8:40:57 PM] Josh: urself
[8:41:01 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urface
[8:41:08 PM] Josh: ureverything
[8:41:16 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urinfinityeverything
[8:41:26 PM] Josh: urinfinityeverythingplus1
[8:41:37 PM] Sarah Vondliz: urinfinityeverythingtimesinfinityeverythingplus1
[8:41:44 PM] Josh: ooooh
[8:41:54 PM] Sarah Vondliz: come at me
[8:42:09 PM] Mases: Atticus 1 - Josh 0

 

[Linknerd09]

9:38 AM <Violet>
9:38 AM <Linknerd09> Haha. I made a new SAO signature yesterday.
9:38 AM <Violet> SAONDROME
9:38 AM <Violet> AKA
9:38 AM <Violet> Azure spreads the SAO Syndrome
9:38 AM <Linknerd09> Thanks to Azure I'm starting to like SAO.

Azure has the SAO Syndrome Known as SAONDROME.

 

[Violet Link]

1:07 AM <Azure Sage> okay it'm better now
1:06 AM <Linkdude74> That awkward moment when....
1:06 AM <mandym287> Nill Nickels
1:06 AM * Azure Sage takes breaths
1:06 AM <mandym287> Nill
1:06 AM <mandym287> knil
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> ogod hepl me
1:06 AM * Violet is knil
1:06 AM * Azure Sage can't calm down
1:06 AM <mandym287> hepl
1:06 AM * Violet wears a Link wig
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> hepl
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> it's become compulsive
1:06 AM * Violet rides Epona
1:06 AM <Azure Sage> I am laughing so hard right now
1:06 AM * Violet plays Epona Song
1:06 AM <Violet> WOOOP WOOP
1:05 AM <Trio the Punch> I like dat announcement
1:05 AM <Azure Sage> you guys don't understand
1:05 AM <Violet> *TO REBOOT VIOLET, MAKE SURE SHE DIES OF CUTENESS*
1:05 AM <Azure Sage> lmfao Mandy
1:05 AM <mandym287> HEAR HUNTING
1:05 AM <Trio the Punch> Oh my... what the **** is happening...
1:05 AM <zelda_geek> O i see it now

lets eat appleas

 

[Trio the Punch]

1:10 PM <Azure Sage> Hooray!
1:10 PM <Violet> Hooray!
1:10 PM <Lord Vain> HOORAY!!
1:09 PM <Vanessa28> Hip hip!
1:09 PM <Vanessa28> Three cheers for Trio, the greatest man I've ever known!
1:09 PM <Koosholts> I say we should throw him a parade!
1:08 PM <Azure Sage> I love him like he was my father!
1:08 PM <mandym287> Yup, he's pretty much the coolest person in the whole world.
1:07 PM <justac00lguy> I agree wholeheartedly!
1:07 PM <A Link In Time> Boy, Trio sure is awesome.

Now, I wasn't actually there for this conversation, but I think we can safely assume this is exactly how it went. :I

 

[Atheistbigred]

[12/30/2012 11:56:50 PM] Atheistbigred: 500 more IP till i can get Xin
[12/30/2012 11:57:11 PM] Xinnamin: people calling Xin Zhao "Xin" is never going to stop tripping me up
[12/30/2012 11:58:14 PM] Atheistbigred:

[Sunday, December 30, 2012 11:57 PM] Xinnamin: people calling Xin Zhao "Xin" is never going to stop tripping me up

Yes, Xinn. I wanna buy you for 3150 IP.

[12/30/2012 11:58:24 PM] Xinnamin: ._____. eep

3 hours later....

[3:44:56 AM] Atheistbigred: Well at least that last match didn't go to waste. I finally got enough IP to buy Xin
[3:45:12 AM] Atheistbigred: I mean Xinn
[3:45:19 AM] Xinnamin: anywho, League is gradually pushing my bedtime back more and more each night
[3:45:22 AM] Xinnamin: go away Red

][6:48:03 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: alright i'm done
[6:48:13 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: i definitely want xin
[6:48:19 PM] Djinn: yea I need to go too
[6:48:32 PM] Travis Haile-Awesome: later
[7:00:29 PM] Atheistbigred:

i definitely want xin

You mean Xinn (chuckle)

xD

 

[Terminus]

4:26 PM <Terminus> Oh
4:26 PM <Terminus> But my bladder control
4:26 PM <A Link In Time> @___________________________________________@
4:26 PM <TheBlueReptile> Rule #4: Except for the toilet or a small hole in the ground
4:26 PM <Majora's Cat> hold that bladder if you know what's gud for ya
A Link In Time Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
4:26 PM <Atticus> Rule #3: Don't piss anywhere
4:25 PM <woyogoyo> Why do you think that?
4:25 PM <Trio the Punch> Are you serious, Gwaf?
4:25 PM <Terminus> Why?
4:25 PM <TheBlueReptile> Rule #2: Don't piss ON the mods
4:25 PM <GirlWithAFairy> I think my mom is asking to die...
4:25 PM <Terminus> Rule #1: Don't piss off the Mods
4:24 PM * Terminus cowers
4:24 PM <Terminus> Wups sorry
4:24 PM <Violet> I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO IT
4:24 PM * Terminus crashes into Vee
4:24 PM <Violet> SYNCHRONICITY IS EPIC
4:24 PM * Terminus runs back in

Silly Terminus.

 

[Violet Link]

8:38 AM <Terminus>
8:38 AM <Violet>
8:37 AM <JuicieJ>
8:37 AM <Terminus> Silly Lizard
8:37 AM <Terminus>
8:37 AM <A Link In Time>
8:37 AM <woyogoyo>
8:37 AM <Terminus>

chain

10:42 AM <A Link In Time> lol
10:42 AM <Violet> favorite dinosaur wat
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> STOP POSTING
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> GDI LINKY
A Link In Time Created thread : Favorite Dinosaur
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Although I guess I could say Super Metroid
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Thanks
10:42 AM <JuicieJ> Anyway, I was going to say Metroid Prime, but you took it
10:41 AM <A Link In Time> =(
10:41 AM <JuicieJ> What happened to you?
10:41 AM <JuicieJ> Linky, man, you've sure been on a thread drought lately
A Link In Time Created thread : When Do You Purchase Technology?
10:40 AM <Violet> nah
10:40 AM <JuicieJ> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
10:40 AM <A Link In Time> Yep.
10:40 AM <GirlWithAFairy> That's not spam, it's legit posting
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> ok?
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> ugh...
10:39 AM <Violet> That I would- i think i have an idea
10:39 AM <A Link In Time> I actually wanted to post that in the OP.
10:39 AM <Violet> Please make an interesting thread.
10:39 AM <Violet> ALIT.
10:39 AM <JuicieJ> STOP SPAMMING, GDI

Ohh ALIT!

 

[Azure Sage]

1:24 AM <Thareous> Yesu sirru, Azureu Sageu.
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> Accept your failure
1:24 AM <Xinnamin> not until you try to cut off your **** to feed the ducks
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> No Thar, just don't
1:24 AM <Xinnamin> you don't even know drunk typing
1:24 AM <Thareous> Words with 'u' on the ends.
1:23 AM <TheRizardon> Drunk typing
1:23 AM <Xinnamin> Thar what even did you just write
1:23 AM <Azure Sage> He's failing at it, too
1:23 AM <Austin> being racist, that's what
1:23 AM <Azure Sage> Thar what are you doing
1:23 AM <sailormars109> Egad.
1:23 AM <Thareous> Happyu Newu Yearu, Shoutboxu!

Thar just can't win...

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Discussing old members, such as Erebea, and then this happened...

2:35 AM <Azure Sage> lmfao
2:35 AM <Kazumi> this could get hot
2:35 AM <Kazumi> great
2:35 AM <Austin> sure
2:35 AM <Kazumi> who is also a trap
2:35 AM <Kazumi> can Beep be Cat Girl
2:34 AM <Austin> not the trap part
2:34 AM <Austin> not that's xindi
2:34 AM <Kazumi> in trap form
2:34 AM <Kazumi> can beep be cat woman
2:34 AM <Austin> Exactly.
2:34 AM <PK Flash> Kazumi: Teen Wonder!
2:34 AM <Austin> Beep can be like, Spiderman in a crossover fic
2:34 AM <Kazumi> oh yeah
2:34 AM <Austin> remember
2:33 AM <Austin> and you're my sidekick
2:33 AM <Austin> Kaz that's me
2:33 AM <PK Flash> Me either, but he sure was fun as hell to talk to.
2:33 AM <Kazumi> but not the one that it needs right now
2:33 AM <Austin> Erebea is great.
2:33 AM <Kazumi> Beep is the hero that ZD deserves
2:33 AM <Azure Sage> Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing xD
2:33 AM <PK Flash> His legacy still lives on. <3
2:32 AM <Azure Sage> Good 'ol Erebea

 

[Fraxinus]

**** just got real

12:33 PM <Atticus> I'd tap that
12:33 PM <TheRizardon> Sounds yum
12:33 PM <Atticus> Zora Imported Gluteus Maximus Sparkling Cider Water
12:33 PM <mandym287> Imagine getting smacked in the face with a big hunk of ****
12:33 PM <ZeldaFan11> moons filled with poop? thats my kind of party
12:32 PM <mandym287> Poop Whips of Death
12:32 PM <Atticus> whips of death
12:32 PM <mandym287> Suddenly, Zora Butt Water sounds like an expensive wine
12:31 PM <TheRizardon> I need an adult
12:31 PM <mandym287> and pull that stuff out
12:31 PM <mandym287> they latch onto your poophole
12:31 PM <mandym287> those are just to used to extract poop
12:31 PM <mandym287> er
12:31 PM <TheRizardon> That's his/her biz
12:30 PM <Spirit of Rutela> it does have whips at some point
12:30 PM <Spirit of Rutela> I bet Majora has some weird fetishes full stop
12:30 PM <TheRizardon> That's deep
12:29 PM <mandym287> Though, Majora probably has some weird fetish for poop-filled moons
12:29 PM <mandym287> It just kind of happens, maaann
12:29 PM <mandym287> Who puts poo in anything?
12:28 PM <TheRizardon> But who put the poo in it?
12:28 PM <TheRizardon> woh
12:28 PM <mandym287> it is actually filled with poop build-up
12:28 PM <mandym287> it isn't just a metaphor for poop
12:28 PM <mandym287> no wonder it got so heavy
12:27 PM <TheRizardon> Giant moon poop crashing down on earth
12:27 PM <TheRizardon> It needs some prunes
12:26 PM <mandym287> The moon does look awfully constipated
12:26 PM <TheRizardon> chunky plant goop
12:26 PM <mandym287> he wipes your butt
12:26 PM <mandym287> Except ???
12:25 PM <mandym287> No, the inhabitants are the bacteria that fester in the toilet bowl
12:25 PM <Linkdude74> So all inhabitants are ****?
12:24 PM <mandym287> Because Termina is a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> Secretly
12:24 PM <mandym287> All inhabitants of Termina live in a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> Because he isn't the only one living in a toilet
12:24 PM <mandym287> And... ??? just wants freaking toilet paper
12:24 PM <Linkdude74> what?
12:24 PM <Atticus> bad mental images
12:24 PM <Atticus> ew
12:23 PM <TheBlueReptile> And the four giants are a man trying to collect a stool sample
12:23 PM <mandym287> that lands in the toilet
12:23 PM <mandym287> And the moon is the poop
12:22 PM <mandym287> Termina is a toilet
videogamenerd10 Answered in thread : My Theory on What Termina REALLY Is.

 

[Terminus]

**** just got real

The ****?

3:36 PM * Terminus re-dialects
3:35 PM <Terminus> Its a dialect issue
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> THEY'RE ****ING CHIPS!!!!
3:35 PM <Spirit of Rutela> JC
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> Remarkable that it hadn't been done yet...
3:35 PM <justac00lguy> Now i want some crisips *goes to get crisips
3:35 PM <Trio the Punch> I thought it was pretty great :/
3:35 PM <Terminus> Lamigern
Terminus Answered in thread : Your Favorite/Least Favorite Potato Chip Flavor
PancakeSamurai Answered in thread : Your Favorite/Least Favorite Potato Chip Flavor
3:33 PM <Terminus> that is
Viral Maze Answered in thread : Gaming in 2012 - Highs and Lows
3:33 PM <Terminus> of an idea
3:33 PM <Terminus> And it's not even that great
3:33 PM <Trio the Punch> Azure's thread is a hit

Argument-ish about dialects.

 

[Azure Sage]

1:24 AM <Azure Sage> LOL
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> /wrist
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> He posted about it in the picture thread
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> /leave
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> Yeah
1:24 AM <A Link In Time> lol wut
1:24 AM <Azure Sage> That's a picture of his new haircut, Alit
1:24 AM <Lord Vain> That's his hair now, Alit...yepp.
1:23 AM <A Link In Time> Yikes.
1:23 AM <A Link In Time> Pancake's avy gives me the creeps.

Alit can't handle the new "Mancake".

 

[Ventus]

[9:11:16 PM] Mathias Smith: [7:56 PM] A Link In Time:
<<< "guys i'm really worried for 2013 because 2+0+1+3=6 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 4 more? that's right 6"
Hollie
[9:11:42 PM] Van: hey dammit
[9:12:00 PM] Mathias Smith: My name isn't dammit
[9:12:15 PM] Van: lmfao
[9:12:17 PM] Julia: I'm sorry Van, I would but, YouTube won't load for me.
[9:12:18 PM] Van: I am so sorry
[9:12:28 PM] Van: PS I am so sorry
[9:12:35 PM] Van: I don't know what I was thinking there

LOL I don't know what I was thinking when I was responding to PS

 

[CynicalSquid]

[2:33:06 PM] Mathias Smith: If I get a girlfriend anytime soon and she wants marriage i'd be scared
[2:33:36 PM] Dan: if you find a gf that wants to be married as soon as she meets you, then be scared pancake ;p
[2:33:52 PM] Mathias Smith: i know
[2:34:32 PM] Mathias Smith: 1 word. Psycho
[2:34:49 PM Dan: A psycho gf is a turn on ;p
[2:35:01 PM] Mathias Smith: She'd have a pancake shrine
[2:35:14 PM] Mathias Smith: her fridge is full of syrup
[2:35:18 PM] Dan: indeed, and cook you humans for breakfast
[2:35:23 PM] linkerbelle: (rofl)
[2:35:28 PM] Mathias Smith: (chuckle)
[2:35:41 PM] Dan: erm... having a pancake shrine is normal
[2:35:49 PM Mathias Smith: Dan
[2:35:54 PM] Dan: we all compete often to see who has the best one
[2:36:05 PM] Mathias Smith: Do you have a Pancake shrine?
[2:36:07 PM Dan: so far Mandi is winning, she carved a pumpkin to look like your face
[2:36:17 PM] Mathias Smith: lol
[2:36:22 PM] linkerbelle: 1st place, *****es.
[2:36:26 PM] linkerbelle: suck on that.
[2:36:32 PM] Mathias Smith: ok
[2:36:33 PM] Dan: I'LL TAKE 1ST PLACE ONE DAY, YOU'LL SEE!
[2:36:46 PM] linkerbelle: in your dreams
[2:37:31 PM] linkerbelle: ...where you frolic with pancake in meadows of assorted jams with streams of maple syrup

Apparently Pancake shrines are common o.o

 

[Azure Sage]

11:30 PM <Azure Sage> xDDD
11:30 PM <GaroXicon> It's a crack pairing
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> lololololololololol
11:30 PM <Xinnamin> AXLE WTF WTF WTF
11:30 PM <Thareous> Yes ma'am.
11:30 PM <Xinnamin> Axle wtf
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> Pairing!
11:30 PM <Atsuma> lol
11:30 PM <Axle the Beast> Austsuma.
11:30 PM <Atsuma> V
11:29 PM <Xinnamin> Thar, get out
11:29 PM <Thareous> Because similar spelling...almost.
11:29 PM <Thareous> So by default I'd read it as Austin's.
11:29 PM <Thareous> I saw your name above Xinn's
11:28 PM <Atsuma> You need glasses, Thary.
11:28 PM <Xinnamin> Thar, get out
11:28 PM <Thareous> I read Atsuma as Austin. O,o

I think Axle needs help more than Thar needs glasses.