[9:41:39 PM] linkerbelle: how come dan's never on at night anymore?
[9:43:31 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : he hasn't been on in like 3 days
[9:43:33 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : it's odd
[9:43:57 PM] linkerbelle: maybe he has a girlfriend
[9:44:02 PM] linkerbelle: that would be cute.
[9:44:16 PM] linkerbelle: wait
[9:44:30 PM] linkerbelle: it's 3am there. That can't be it.
[9:44:47 PM] linkerbelle: he's a spy.
[9:44:54 PM] linkerbelle: only other explanation.
[9:47:00 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : hm
[9:47:04 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : seems legit
[9:47:23 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : but that's most definitely the answer
[9:50:46 PM] linkerbelle: (y)
[9:51:17 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : what's he a spy for, though
[9:51:22 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : and why is he spying
[9:51:30 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : there must be a criminal in our midst!
[9:51:39 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : what's the name of the british police again scotland yard right
[9:51:48 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : yeah he must be working for scotland yard
[9:57:15 PM] linkerbelle: YES!
[9:57:24 PM] linkerbelle: or he's a superhero
[9:57:37 PM] linkerbelle: vigilante justice
[9:57:53 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : dan-man
[9:57:57 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : it has a nice ring to it
[9:58:06 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : what do british superheroes do though
[9:58:21 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : evil guys never attack london
[9:58:25 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : it's always new york
[9:59:03 PM] linkerbelle: that's why it's the perfect crime.
[9:59:33 PM] We are all Africans: Sup
[10:00:11 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : lozzzzzz
[10:00:15 PM] linkerbelle: we're speculating as to why dan hasn't been online much recently
[10:00:28 PM] linkerbelle: so far, we've come up with spy and superhero
[10:00:34 PM | Edited 10:00:43 PM] linkerbelle: any conjectures?
[10:00:55 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : omg what if he's the criminal
[10:01:04 PM] linkerbelle: NOOO!
[10:01:20 PM] We are all Africans: Dan is kind of mysterious. He keeps a lot of secrets and does a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense sometimes. And he disappears for a long time only to return to say mysterious things about his absence. He's kind of like a wizard.
[10:01:37 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : AND HES BRITISH
[10:01:41 PM] linkerbelle: unless he's robbing a bank to buy us all a huge mansion with bouncy castles to play in
[10:01:43 PM] linkerbelle: with butlers
[10:01:45 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : THEREFORE HE IS A WIZARD
[10:01:48 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : oh thatd be nice
[10:01:53 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : bouncy castles
[10:01:57 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : hell ****ing yes
[10:02:05 PM] linkerbelle: (y)
[10:02:28 PM] We are all Africans: Bouncy castles. Oh hell yes.
[10:03:02 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : when he comes back i expect some bouncy castles or i'm going to be very disappointed.
[10:03:08 PM] We are all Africans: Me too.
[10:03:34 PM] linkerbelle: maybe he's designing and fabricating the world's largest bouncy castle
[10:04:00 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST ON A CRACKER
[10:04:03 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : I WANT IT
[10:04:13 PM | Edited 10:04:21 PM] linkerbelle: (chuckle)
[10:04:20 PM] We are all Africans: I just pictured Jesus tap dancing.
[10:04:26 PM] linkerbelle: oh
[10:04:28 PM] linkerbelle: oh yeah!
[10:04:34 PM] linkerbelle: i just remembered something
[10:04:48 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl :
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6i810tckI1qdd7kjo1_400.gif
[10:04:49 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : here
[10:05:03 PM] We are all Africans: Hollie, I love you. xD
[10:05:14 PM] linkerbelle: (y)
[10:05:14 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : it's my favorite thing
[10:05:19 PM] linkerbelle: but watch this:
[10:05:20 PM] linkerbelle:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=477590322280126
[10:05:25 PM] linkerbelle: it's my new favorite song.
[10:05:56 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : omfg
[10:05:58 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : this is my jam
[10:06:04 PM] We are all Africans: Lol, I've seen that.
[10:06:08 PM] linkerbelle: you've heard it?
[10:06:15 PM] We are all Africans: Yeah, it's kinda old.
[10:06:30 PM | Edited 10:07:00 PM] linkerbelle: well, i live in the past.
[10:06:34 PM] We are all Africans: Probably from 2011.
[10:06:43 PM] linkerbelle: sooo, maybe you shouldn't make fun of my disability.
[10:07:17 PM] We are all Africans: Wasn't making fun. Was just demonstrating the fact that I don't have that disability.
[10:07:19 PM] We are all Africans: (chuckle)
[10:07:33 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : ouch
[10:07:40 PM] We are all Africans: Like walking past someone in a wheelchair.
[10:07:50 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : know what annoys me
[10:08:02 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : when people take other people's glasses and put them on and say like "wow you're blind"
[10:08:16 PM] We are all Africans: lol
[10:08:19 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : that's equivalent to someone taking someones wheelchair and saying "wow you have ****** legs"
[10:08:26 PM] linkerbelle: HAHAHAHA
[10:08:27 PM] We are all Africans: lmao
[10:08:37 PM] We are all Africans: Again...I love you Hollie.
[10:08:54 PM] Jigglypuff's Homegurl : oh stoppit youuu
