00:52 <Turo602> They say abortion is wrong but yet people flush their **** down the toilet...
00:52 <Hero of Time> loloing
00:52 <mandym287> Apparently, the girl's mom thought it was the Nurse's name who delivered her baby
00:52 <Ganondork> doing*
00:52 <Ganondork> what exactly am I already oing?
00:52 <Ganondork> you said I was doing something
00:52 <Ganondork> and Destiny
00:52 <Turo602> lol
00:52 <SixPortsofVain> Hackedon: What the **** is wrong with some people......
00:52 <mandym287> My sister's teacher had taught someone named Placenta once
00:52 <Ganondork> so I gave them what they wanted
00:52 <Hero of Time> At first I thought you were saying d***
00:52 <Ganondork> they said abortion was wrong
00:52 <mandym287> zora butt water is still better though
00:51 <Ganondork> I threw my fetus at my neighbors once
00:51 <Hero of Time> Turo
00:51 <Turo602> I'm awesome!
00:51 <mandym287> This is like human butt air
00:51 <Turo602> LOL!
00:51 <Destiny> Can't say I have.
00:51 <Ganondork> wat
00:51 <Turo602> Who has played with their **** and thrown it at someone's house?
00:50 <Hero of Time> And you end up waving your hand in front of it
00:50 <Destiny> oh god AHAHA
00:50 <Ganondork> looks like you guys see my piss
00:50 <Ganondork> it don't flush?
00:50 <Ganondork> I never go through motions
00:50 <Hero of Time> V
00:50 <mandym287> and it still doesn't flush
00:50 <mandym287> I hate when they don't sense you, so you go through to motions again
00:50 <Ganondork> LET A BROTHER ZIP UP HIS PANTS FIRST
00:50 <Hero of Time> I didn't even know it was auto-flush
00:50 <Ganondork> SERIOUSLY? I'M STILL TAKING A LEAK
00:50 <Destiny> ,]]]
00:50 <Ganondork> AUTO FLUSH FLUSHES WHILE I'M IN MID STREAM
00:50 <Kazumi> seriously wut
00:49 <Hero of Time> And auto-flush scared the s*** out of me
00:49 <Turo602> It's an ******* thing not to see your child.
00:49 <Hero of Time> So I stood up
00:49 <Ganondork> the awkward moment when a baby comes out instead of poop
00:49 <Kazumi> oh god what did I walk into
00:49 <SixPortsofVain> Vain: Sunshine......
00:49 <Turo602> Because you just gave birth to it.
00:49 <Hero of Time> But I forgot to lock the door
00:49 <Destiny> I can't stop laughing
00:49 <Hero of Time> One time I sat down
00:49 <mandym287> Because... SCIENCE
00:49 <Ganondork> why are you observing your poop
00:49 <Hero of Time> But auto-flush says no
00:49 <Ganondork> Mandy
00:48 <Kazumi> Go to bed
00:48 <Hero of Time> I prefer to flush the poop and tp at the same time
00:48 <mandym287> they flush before I can see it
00:48 <Kazumi> What are all of you doing up so late
00:48 <Turo602> Who likes to see what they have given birth too before flushing?
00:48 <Destiny> Dude, I'm a girl.
00:48 <mandym287> I wanted to see how I did
00:48 <Ganondork> LMFAO
00:48 <Ganondork> LOL IT DIDN'T CENSOR
00:48 <mandym287> Another reason to not poop in public restrooms.
00:48 <SixPortsofVain> > ::>
00:48 <Ganondork> why are youfgggggggggggg in a public area?
00:48 <Hero of Time> V
00:48 <Ganondork> Destiny...
00:48 <mandym287> V
00:48 <Destiny> I hate auto flush, who whipes while sitting down?
00:48 <Turo602> v
00:47 <Ganondork> CAUSE IT FLUSHES WHILE I'M STILL PISSING
00:47 <Ganondork> AUTO FLUSH IS A TROLL
00:47 <Turo602> Hahahaha!
00:47 <Hero of Time> I hate when the toilet is auto-flush
00:47 <Ganondork> LOL MANDY
00:47 <Ganondork> EWWWWW
00:47 <Destiny> MANDY LOLODGIJHFDOGD
00:47 <Destiny> You are already doing--
00:47 <mandym287> I don't know how many times I peed myself in first grade
00:47 <Turo602> LOL!
00:47 <Ganondork> is our love forbidden, Destiny?
00:46 <mandym287> Lol, Terbium. When I was in first grade, I was afraid of automatic flush toilets, so I never went at school
00:46 <Destiny> Because we are both part of a harem(?)
00:46 <Hero of Time> It made my fart box bleed
00:46 <Hero of Time> I pooped earlier
00:46 <Thareous> Kazumi, check your profile.
00:46 <Ganondork> why you forbidden
00:46 <Turo602> Felt 100 times better.
00:46 <Destiny> Also, GD, Kazumi and I are forbidden to date.
00:46 <mandym287> Follow it every single day
00:46 <Turo602> I held it for a whole day once.
00:46 <mandym287> I have a pee schedule at school
00:46 <Hero of Time> And then you're up until 1 in the morning taking a dump you've been holding for 15 hours
00:45 <Turo602> I don't, I have a record.
00:45 <Ganondork> but only if it's an emergency
00:45 <Destiny> Kazumi tell them I was laughing hard
00:45 <mandym287> the magical poop
00:45 <Ganondork> I take a leak in school
00:45 <Hero of Time> But then right before you go to bed, it returns
00:45 <Turo602> I like dumping in the comfort of my own home.
00:45 <Ganondork> no...I still gotta go
00:45 <Turo602> I never use the bathroom in school
00:45 <mandym287> Lol
00:45 <Hero of Time> And then you get home and you don't have to go anymore
00:45 <Ganondork> V
00:45 <Turo602> We have 4 minutes
00:45 <Ganondork> THIS BURNS
00:45 <Ganondork> AND I WAS LIKE
00:44 <Ganondork> I HAD TO GO SO BAD IN 3RD PERIOD
00:44 <Turo602> Same here. 00:44 <Hero of Time> because we only have 6 minutes between classes
00:44 <Ganondork> OH GOD YES
00:44 <Turo602> I've been working on it all day.
00:44 <Hero of Time> I hate when I have to hold a poop in all day at school
00:44 <Turo602> Come on!
00:44 <Ganondork> I never go and take a **** outside of my house
00:44 <Thareous> 'Course he will.
00:44 <Destiny> No thank you
00:44 <Turo602> I made it from scratch
00:44 <mandym287> And then end up holding it all day because public restrooms suck for pooping
00:44 <Kappa> lol yep that's the kind of advice we give our children
00:44 * Turo602 offers Destiny a nice warm cup of fart
00:44 <Ganondork> ilu
00:44 <mandym287> I hate when I leave for school and have to poop
00:44 <Thareous> Strawberry Avalanche: Oh, isn't it? No it's not stop saying that!
00:44 <Ganondork> Destiny
00:44 <Hero of Time> Or at least make sure someone else is home while you poop
00:43 <Destiny> He won't come to tell you
00:43 <Hero of Time> After ordering something online, wait at least two weeks to poop.
00:43 <Hero of Time> Important Life Lesson:
00:43 <mandym287>
http://pancake-community.webs.com/evil-laugh.wav
00:42 <Thareous> He has yet to reply, though.
00:42 <Thareous> I asked Kazumi how hard Destiny was laughing. :>
00:42 <Ganondork> someone like Nicole or Xinn's voice on you would be awkward
00:42 <Destiny> I'm pretty sure Wyatt has files of my laughing
00:42 <mandym287> I have a different laugh every day, I swear
00:42 <Ganondork> I think your voice fits you
00:42 <Hero of Time> They just had it sitting in the back room
00:42 <Turo602> They leave so quickly.
00:42 <Destiny> and yes mandy
00:41 <Destiny> Oh god no I don't
00:41 <mandym287> so he became constipated
00:41 <Turo602> I hate how they don't give you enough time to wipe your ***.
00:41 <mandym287> And he didn't poop for that entire time
00:41 <Ganondork> Destiny actually has a nice laugh
00:41 <Thareous> Chocolate Surprise: Oh please let us talk like this!
00:41 <Hero of Time> But then I just gave up and went to the post office
00:41 <Hero of Time> I waited two weeks for them to mail the soundtrack again
00:41 <mandym287> Then we'd have Neon-laugh.wav
00:41 <mandym287> He should record it, and speed it up
00:41 <Ganondork> DestinyxKazumi
00:41 <mandym287> Were you voice chatting at the same time, Neon?
00:40 <Turo602> Why can't we just ask you?
00:40 <Destiny> ask Kazumi how hard I was laughing
00:40 <Tony> I remember that xD
00:40 <Ganondork> OH GOD
00:40 <Thareous> Vanilla Creme: But talking like this is so cool.
00:40 <mandym287> XTRUSION DELUSION
00:40 <Tony> HoT didn't you tell us that in ye ol SB?
00:40 <mandym287> Yes, Antimony
00:40 <Ganondork> LMFAO
00:40 <Hero of Time> AND NO ONE ELSE WAS HOME TO GET IT FOR ME
00:40 <Thareous> Strawberry Avalanche: No, stop it now. I said no StoryBook.
00:40 <mandym287> we couldn't talk about such mature topics in the IRC
00:40 <Tony> Oh was this the story of him and the OoT soundtrack?
00:40 * Ganondork falls on the floor laughing
00:40 <SixPortsofVain> Derezzidara: When can I blow this place up?
00:40 <mandym287> This it why I missed the SB
00:39 <Destiny> AHHA
00:39 <Destiny> I CAN'T
00:39 <Ganondork> LOL
00:39 <Ganondork> I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
00:39 <Hero of Time> Saying I had to go to the post office to get it
00:39 <Destiny> laughing so hard right now
00:39 <Hero of Time> So they just left and put a note on the door
00:39 <Turo602> and I ate it
00:39 <Ganondork> LOL
00:39 <mandym287> here it comes
00:39 <Hero of Time> I was pooping
00:39 <Thareous> Chocolate Surprise: But it is so interesting.
00:39 <Hero of Time> But when mine came
00:39 <Ganondork> holy ****
00:39 <Hero of Time> So apparently you had to sign off to get the OoT soundtrack
00:39 <Ganondork> Destiny is so interested
00:39 <Thareous> Vanilla Creme: You know that won't happen.
00:38 <mandym287> I remember in Spanish class everyone was discussing their poop schedules
00:38 <Turo602> FART!
00:38 <Destiny> Please tell me it, HoT.
00:38 <Destiny> No, shh, I want to hear his story.
00:38 <mandym287> He has bowel movements too often
00:38 <Hero of Time> lolololol
00:38 <Ganondork> GDI
00:38 <Ganondork> STOP POOPING
00:38 * Turo602 points at GD
00:38 <Ganondork> HOT
00:38 <Destiny> Tell me this story, HoT
00:38 <Destiny> HAHAH
00:38 <Destiny> LLOLL MANDY
00:38 <Turo602> He started it!
00:38 <Hero of Time> lolyes
00:37 <Ganondork> ...
00:37 <Thareous> Okay, we're going a bit far here.
00:37 <Kappa> are you guys bi?
00:37 <Destiny> Okay, you guys are done.
00:37 * Turo602 tongue punches Hero of Time's mom in her fart box...
00:37 <mandym287> Holmium, remember when you missed the OoT3D soundtrack because you were pooping?