Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Majora's Cat]

Arkvoodania is no more!

01/08/2012 12:04 <mandym287> blue
01/08/2012 12:04 <mandym287> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
01/08/2012 12:04 <Wolf Sage> Beardy?
01/08/2012 12:04 <arkvoodle> Oooh purple storm.
01/08/2012 12:03 <arkvoodle> Things are about to get beardy.
01/08/2012 12:03 <Majora's Cat> Arkvoodania is swimming with the fishies, but not in the Olympics Aquatic Center!
01/08/2012 12:03 <Majora's Cat> let's just say
01/08/2012 12:03 <Wolf Sage> Wolfland is competing in the Olympics this year...
01/08/2012 12:03 <Majora's Cat> muhahahahaha
01/08/2012 12:03 <arkvoodle> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE OF THIS
01/08/2012 12:03 <Majora's Cat> China took care of them before the prelims...
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> WHY AREN'T THEY WINNING ME GOLD MEDALS
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> WHERE'S MY ATHLETES MC
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> UH
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> HUH
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> And can you explain why Arkvoodania is not competing?
01/08/2012 12:02 <Majora's Cat> what?
01/08/2012 12:02 <arkvoodle> MC, can you comment on china's shenanigans at the Olympics?

12:08 PM <arkvoodle> I would, but being a mountain (according to mandy and shoutbox lore), I cannot move.
12:08 PM <arkvoodle> MC being our only athlete is inclined to take part in every single event.
12:07 PM <Atticus>
12:07 PM <Raindrop14> I want my gold medals! D;
12:07 PM <arkvoodle> "Playing beach volleyball against the USA is MC for Arkvoodania"
12:07 PM <Atticus> Oh wait, we won
12:07 PM <Atticus> Idk who we're playing beach volleyball against, but we're killing the other team.
12:07 PM <arkvoodle> "Coming first in the jet powered bicycle is MC racing for Arkvoodania"

 

[A Link In Time]

Schooled Mases on Skype.

[12:18:26 AM] *** Flamingo added Mases ***
[12:18:31 AM] Ryan Lochte: yay
[12:18:34 AM] Keith: Smoke weed
[12:18:35 AM] Kailyn Phelps: 9 inches around
[12:18:36 AM] Keith: All ****ing weed
[12:18:38 AM] Keith: All ****ing weed
[12:18:41 AM] Keith: How does that make sense
[12:18:45 AM] Keith: All ****ing day
[12:18:57 AM] Ryan Lochte: lolfail
[12:19:09 AM] Mases: [12:18:18 AM] Ryan Lochte: yay
[12:18:21 AM] Keith: Smoke weed
[12:18:21 AM] Kailyn Phelps: 9 inches around
[12:18:23 AM] Keith: All ****ing weed
[12:18:25 AM] Keith: All ****ing weed
[12:18:28 AM] Keith: How does that make sense
[12:18:31 AM] Keith: All ****ing day

I enter the chat and first see this.
[12:19:12 AM] Mases: What is this I don't even

[12:19:17 AM] Keith: Very innapro
[12:19:20 AM] Kailyn Phelps: OH
[12:19:20 AM] Xenos Frost(William): lmfao
[12:19:20 AM] Keith: ALIT is very rude
[12:19:24 AM] Keith: I am a gentlemen
[12:19:24 AM] Ryan Lochte: LMAO
[12:19:26 AM] *** Mases has left ***

 

[Dan]

Today we find out more, about our beloved Spirit.

9:54 AM <Spiritofzant> i ahve some of that gear its fun =]
9:54 AM <Spiritofzant> =]
9:52 AM <nareky> lolol
9:52 AM <Dan> sexy for work
9:52 AM <nareky> safe for work
9:51 AM <Spiritofzant> what's SFW?
9:50 AM <Spiritofzant> that link makes me happy =]

 

[Azure Sage]

5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Oh Dan. You so sirry
5:39 AM <Azure Sage> Step Three: Profit
5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Step 5- Sell it for thousands
5:39 AM <Dan> step 3, kill arky
5:39 AM <Azure Sage> Step Two: ???
5:39 AM <Dan> step 2, have sex with arky
5:39 AM <Azure Sage> Step One: Take picture of drawing
5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Step 4- put it in a picture frame
5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Step 3- spit out remains
5:39 AM <Dan> step 1, punch arky
5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Step 2- Eat burning drawing
5:39 AM <arkvoodle> Step 1- Set fire to drawing
5:39 AM <Dan> you take a picture with a camera
5:39 AM <Azure Sage> I'd rather have a scanner, though
5:38 AM <Azure Sage> I take pictures, Vio
5:38 AM <_VioLink_> Ehem.
5:38 AM <_VioLink_> How the heck do you post drawings without a scanner here

This is what happens when you turn to the internet for help.

5:42 AM <Azure Sage> Because I thought it was funny, Vio
5:42 AM <_VioLink_> How come that wasn't funny then Azzy went to post things inside the Funny SB convo's??

lol

 

[Dan]

I always feel safe when I'm speaking to Azure.

11:00 AM <Azure Sage> No, not really
11:00 AM <Dan> but has no traces of horror ?
10:59 AM <Azure Sage> It's genre is: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Game, Romance
10:59 AM <Dan> oh
10:59 AM <Azure Sage> It;s not a horror anime
10:58 AM <Dan> Well i'm not into horror anime
10:57 AM <Azure Sage> I could go on and on for a while about how awesome I think it is, but I'll spare you
10:57 AM <Azure Sage> It's amazingly well-written
10:56 AM <Azure Sage> And it deals with psychological effects of being trapped within a virtual world
10:56 AM <Azure Sage> It's surprisingly mature
10:56 AM <Azure Sage> There were some scary points in the novel, though
10:56 AM <Azure Sage> Not really
10:55 AM <Dan> looks a bit scary
10:55 AM <Azure Sage> http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/blogs/...ime-fans-5320/
10:55 AM <Azure Sage> It's a light novel, too
10:55 AM <Azure Sage> Or read it
10:54 AM <Azure Sage> You kinda have to watch it
10:54 AM <Azure Sage> It's kinda hard to explain, Ark
10:54 AM <Azure Sage> The story is simply amazing
10:54 AM <arkvoodle> Is it a good or a bad virtual reality?
10:54 AM <Azure Sage> And if you die in the game, you die for real
10:54 AM <Azure Sage> The protagoist gets trapped inside and can't leave, along with ten thousand others
10:54 AM <Spiritofzant> like Hack.Sign =3
10:53 AM <Azure Sage> It's premise is [in the future mankind has developed a technology that allows players to go inside the game world]
10:53 AM <Azure Sage> Dan: Sword Art Online (SAO) Opening 1 [HD] - YouTube

 

[Violet Link]

5:25 PM <_VioLink_> Oh,I'm Violet..
5:25 PM * _VioLink_ sees her username
5:25 PM <_VioLink_> Really?
5:25 PM <JuicieJ>
5:25 PM <JuicieJ> Demise?
5:25 PM <JuicieJ> Uh...
5:25 PM <_VioLink_> D:
5:25 PM <Azure Sage> ohgodwhy
5:25 PM <_VioLink_> WHO AM I
5:25 PM <Azure Sage> Oh my god
5:24 PM <_VioLink_> omgwth
5:24 PM <JuicieJ> XD
5:24 PM <JuicieJ> oh
5:24 PM <_VioLink_> I'LL RAPE YOUR EAR WITH MY AWESOME TOUNGUE
5:24 PM <JuicieJ> :?
5:24 PM <_VioLink_> LINK

I forgot myself for a minute there,lol...

6:07 PM <_VioLink_> XD
6:06 PM * RegalBryant runs away
6:06 PM * RegalBryant casts smoke grenade
6:06 PM * RegalBryant casts silence on VioLink
6:04 PM * _VioLink_ opens Regal's earplugs,holds him really hard and sings the whole song repeatedly.
6:03 PM <_VioLink_> //
6:02 PM <RegalBryant> carry on.
6:02 PM * RegalBryant has earplugs in
6:02 PM <_VioLink_> ...
6:02 PM <_VioLink_> oh
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> IF YO AN EFOL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FO FUN!
6:01 PM * RegalBryant is blindfolded
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> I CAN PUNCH ALL YO BUNS!
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> PUNCHY YO BUNS!\
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> IMMA TOUGH TOOTIN BABY THAT CAN PUNCHY YO BUNS!
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> IMMA SHAKIN MAH FANNY I CAN SHAKE IT AH CAN
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> IMMA TOUGH BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> soo...
6:01 PM <_VioLink_> k.
6:00 PM <_VioLink_> I hate it,I thought being active in night would bring American users being more active..
5:59 PM <_VioLink_>
5:59 PM <_VioLink_> It's almost 6 pm in Malaysia

MUAHAHAHAHAHAZZZ

 

[Azure Sage]

7:59 AM <Azure Sage> loljk I dunno what he wants
7:58 AM <Azure Sage>
7:58 AM <JuicieJ> <_<
7:58 AM <Azure Sage> Go for it, JJ
7:58 AM <Azure Sage> He wants to confess his undying love-oh wait, he was supposed to tell you, my bad.
7:58 AM <Azure Sage> JJ was callin for you, Spirit

I blew JuicieJ's chance to confess his undying love to Spirit.

 

[Sydney]

lmao, this made my day. xD

[1:45:03 PM] Arkvoodle: North Korea is best Korea and is winning all of the medals according to NKorean news.
[1:45:18 PM] Arkvoodle: The North Koreans still don't know that the soviet union has fallen
[1:45:29 PM] Arkvoodle: Their top 3 are North Korea with 36 Gold
[1:45:35 PM] Arkvoodle: The Soviet Union with 36 Silver
[1:45:40 PM] Arkvoodle: And China with 36 Bronze
[1:45:58 PM] Arkvoodle: Every other country is coming joint last with a total of zero medals

 

[TheMasterSword]

5:44 PM <TheMasterSword> LOL
GaroXicon Answered in thread : Homosexuality
5:43 PM * Atticus marries Atticus
5:43 PM <Atticus> yes
5:43 PM * TheMasterSword gives gic
5:43 PM <Atticus> omg
5:43 PM <Atticus> marry me bby
5:43 PM * Atticus gives Atticus a ring
5:43 PM * Ghirahimiscool declines
5:43 PM * Ghirahimiscool runs off to eat it
5:43 PM * RegalBryant gives GiC ice-cream factory
5:43 PM <Ghirahimiscool> YAY!
5:43 PM * octorok74 gives GIC an ice cream cone.
5:43 PM <Atticus> nou
5:43 PM <Ghirahimiscool> How mean.
5:42 PM <Atticus> Hmph yourself.
5:42 PM * RegalBryant needed to hit someone
5:42 PM <Ghirahimiscool> Hmph.

Seems Garo timed everything perfectly

 

[Azure Sage]

3:31 AM <Azure Sage> Okay I'm bored of this
3:31 AM <Dan> XD
3:31 AM <Dan> XD
3:31 AM <Azure Sage> dx
3:31 AM <Azure Sage> xd
3:31 AM <Dan> XD
3:30 AM <Azure Sage> DX
3:30 AM <Dan> XD
3:30 AM <Azure Sage> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
3:30 AM <Dan> XD
3:30 AM <Azure Sage> XD
3:30 AM <Dan> XD
3:30 AM <Hero of Time> XD

What is going on I can't even

 

[Krazy4Krash]

7:53 PM <_VioLink_> and stuff
7:53 PM <_VioLink_> It's flawless
7:53 PM <_VioLink_> I like Skyward Sword
7:53 PM <_VioLink_> Lalalalala
7:53 PM * _VioLink_ role-plays as JuicieJ

Oh VioLink, you and your crazy antics.

 

[Sydney]

#LIVINLIKELARRY

7:29 PM <Krazy4Krash> not me, i'm the most recent post in that <3
7:28 PM <Spiritofzant> lolsomeone quote this for the convoSB thread =] <3
7:28 PM <Atticus> FUNE <3
7:28 PM <Atticus> It's fune <3
7:28 PM <Krazy4Krash> Why are we doing this? <3
7:28 PM <Atticus> K4K <3
7:28 PM <Krazy4Krash> Spirit <3
7:28 PM <Spiritofzant> K4K <3
7:28 PM <Spiritofzant> I have written far too bloody much on this forum tonight <3
7:28 PM <Atticus> no way <3
7:28 PM <Krazy4Krash> spread the love <3
7:27 PM <Hero of Time> 3-way <3
7:27 PM <Atticus> HoT <3
7:27 PM <Hero of Time> Atticus <3
7:27 PM <Spiritofzant> HoT <3
7:27 PM <Hero of Time> Spirit <3
7:27 PM <Atticus> Spirit <3
7:26 PM <Spiritofzant> Atticus <3

 

[Krazy4Krash]

8:50 PM <Spiritofzant> hahaha if you ever want to talk about a horses foreskin you are denied sir.
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> that's pathetic
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> omg
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> ****
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> let me test it
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> THAT's censored?
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> are you kidding me?
8:49 PM <Spiritofzant> begins with T ends with T and has W and A in the middle
8:49 PM <Krazy4Krash> what letter does it start with?
8:49 PM <Spiritofzant> a naughty word
8:49 PM <Krazy4Krash> what was censored?

8:48 PM <Krazy4Krash>
8:48 PM <Krazy4Krash> really?
8:47 PM <Spiritofzant> i actually like JJ
8:47 PM <Spiritofzant> not JJ, but the nerd guy
8:47 PM <Spiritofzant> oh that guy! JJ linked him once, the guy is a ****
8:47 PM <Krazy4Krash> Angry Video Game Nerd
8:47 PM <Spiritofzant> There needs to be some more decent threads kicking around
8:46 PM <Spiritofzant> im very uncultured in net-land, i dont even know what avgn is
8:45 PM <Spiritofzant>
8:43 PM <Krazy4Krash> it was his 100th episode spectacular
8:41 PM <Krazy4Krash> party pooper
8:41 PM <Krazy4Krash> oh
8:41 PM <Spiritofzant> nope, i dont watch net videos
8:41 PM <Krazy4Krash> you seen the avgn episode on r.o.b, spirit?

Censorship makes a lotta sense around here.

 

[Hero of Time]

PL4Y3R

04/08/2012 19:27 <Hero of Time> 3-way <3
04/08/2012 19:27 <Atticus> HoT <3
04/08/2012 19:27 <Hero of Time> Atticus <3
04/08/2012 19:27 <Spiritofzant> HoT <3
04/08/2012 19:27 <Hero of Time> Spirit <3
04/08/2012 19:27 <Atticus> Spirit <3
04/08/2012 19:26 <Spiritofzant> Atticus <3

 

[Violet Link]

LOL

1:59 PM <Hero of Time> He raps about real life
1:59 PM <Trio the Punch> Wolf Sage said nooooo
1:59 PM * _VioLink_ hugs Heroine of Time
1:59 PM <Atticus> XD
1:59 PM <Thareous> Nuuuuuuuuuuu!
1:59 PM <_VioLink_> APTAEWURTNEPROIBERJ
1:59 PM <_VioLink_> PINK
1:59 PM <Hero of Time> J Cole is great
1:59 PM <LegendOfZelda> Trio, you're welcome...enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzZp...=results_video
1:59 PM <Heroine of Time> Pink interruption.
1:59 PM <Thareous> We are slowly overtaking you all...
1:59 PM <Thareous> Awesome amount of purple.

Thar,HoT,Wolf Sage(purple)
Heroine(pink)