Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Vanessa28]

Dan HAD to do it

3:37 PM <Vanessa28> HaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
3:36 PM <Dan> all he wanted was for the workers to stop eating muffins
3:36 PM <Dan> clearly
3:36 PM <blue-eyes> hai
3:36 PM <Dan> the thing was drum
3:36 PM <Vanessa28> The Wasp :p
3:36 PM <Vanessa28> SomeTHING
3:35 PM <Atticus> A unicorn.
3:35 PM <Vanessa28>
3:35 PM <Spiritofzant> A thing
3:35 PM <Vanessa28> Can anybody explain to me what the hell the Thing was? I mean in the end?

 

[Dan]

He better come back in an hour.

3:04 PM <lazarusryu> Well got clean to get dirty. Going to mow the lawn now. I got an acre of land so it may take a while. be back in about an hour

 

[Vanessa28]

Dan was not fully awake

4:21 PM <Terminus> Noooow he gets it!
4:21 PM <Vanessa28>
4:21 PM <Dan> oh i'm a trollface
4:20 PM <Terminus> Tis would be perfact as a smiley http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/t...ollface_HD.png
4:20 PM <Vanessa28> 4:17 PM <Terminus> There should be that trollface just for the SB
4:20 PM <Dan> what ?
4:20 PM <Vanessa28>
4:20 PM <Vanessa28>
4:20 PM <Vanessa28> But Dan is already here
4:19 PM <Terminus> Just saying
4:17 PM <Terminus> There should be that trollface just for the SB

Dan was not fully awake

4:21 PM <Terminus> Noooow he gets it!
4:21 PM <Vanessa28>
4:21 PM <Dan> oh i'm a trollface
4:20 PM <Terminus> Tis would be perfact as a smiley http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/t...ollface_HD.png
4:20 PM <Vanessa28> 4:17 PM <Terminus> There should be that trollface just for the SB
4:20 PM <Dan> what ?
4:20 PM <Vanessa28>
4:20 PM <Vanessa28>
4:20 PM <Vanessa28> But Dan is already here
4:19 PM <Terminus> Just saying
4:17 PM <Terminus> There should be that trollface just for the SB

And we had some fun with name changes

16/07/2012 23:00 <Azure Sage> Lazanessa ryu28
16/07/2012 23:00 <NESpowerhouse> Terminessa
16/07/2012 23:00 <Dan> i miss laz
16/07/2012 23:00 <Terminus> Laznessa28?
16/07/2012 23:00 <Vanessa28> Yes Lanessa was it
16/07/2012 23:00 <Vanessa28> More Laznessa
16/07/2012 23:00 <octorok74> Name mixing is something the media does with stupid celebrity couples.
16/07/2012 23:00 <Azure Sage> Or Lanessa?
16/07/2012 23:00 <Vanessa28>
16/07/2012 23:00 <Azure Sage> Valazarus?
16/07/2012 23:00 <Vanessa28> Orly bloom
16/07/2012 22:59 <Terminus> ORLY?
16/07/2012 22:59 <Vanessa28> When she mixed my name with Laz
16/07/2012 22:59 <Ghirahimiscool> Ok.
16/07/2012 22:59 <octorok74> Wait, what are we called.

More fun:

16/07/2012 23:04 <PK Flash> v
16/07/2012 23:04 <Vanessa28> Chirazage!
16/07/2012 23:04 <Azure Sage> Arky is just funny, not a troll
16/07/2012 23:04 <Vanessa28> GIC!!!!!!
16/07/2012 23:04 <Dan> ;p
16/07/2012 23:04 <Dan> Arky is a wannabe troll
16/07/2012 23:04 <Azure Sage> Is Ghirahimiscool still here?
16/07/2012 23:03 <PK Flash> That's a good one, Vee.
16/07/2012 23:03 <Vanessa28> Nespowerflash
16/07/2012 23:03 <PK Flash> And I hardly know Arky.
16/07/2012 23:03 <NESpowerhouse> Terminessa
16/07/2012 23:03 <Vanessa28> PKitas
16/07/2012 23:03 <Terminus> Try to mix Terminus with something
16/07/2012 23:03 <PK Flash> Yes, that counts.
16/07/2012 23:03 <PK Flash> PK JJ.

And an epic fail :xd:

16/07/2012 23:07 <Vanessa28> SUUURE
16/07/2012 23:07 <Terminus> Sorry bro
16/07/2012 23:07 <Azure Sage> OH YOU
16/07/2012 23:07 <PK Flash> Vanessa.
16/07/2012 23:07 <Terminus> That was supposed to be an I, not a U
16/07/2012 23:07 <NESpowerhouse> Majorectum
16/07/2012 23:07 <Majora's Cat> oh my god terminus
16/07/2012 23:06 <Vanessa28> MajorANUS
16/07/2012 23:06 <Azure Sage> lol
16/07/2012 23:06 <Terminus> Majoraminus=anti-majora=feircedeity
16/07/2012 23:06 <Majora's Cat> LOL MAJORANUS
16/07/2012 23:06 <Vanessa28> That sounds a bit odd
16/07/2012 23:06 <PK Flash> Majoraminus
16/07/2012 23:06 <Terminus> Majoranus
16/07/2012 23:06 <Vanessa28> Majoraminus

 

[Dan]

Someone is gonna die soon I can tel :I

10:40 PM <Terminus> The U and I are next to each other
10:40 PM * Vanessa28 strangles MS

 

[Vanessa28]

Things get heated

<lazarusryu>
17/07/2012 00:57 * lazarusryu kills Atticus
17/07/2012 00:57 <Azure Sage> Well, Vain?
17/07/2012 00:56 <Atticus> fail
17/07/2012 00:56 <zellinkda> you need my "daddy's" permission. both of em
17/07/2012 00:56 <Vanessa28> That is my Doctor
17/07/2012 00:56 <Atticus> Vee always kills me, even if I say the word "laz"
17/07/2012 00:56 <lazarusryu> She's my master and I help take care of her needs
17/07/2012 00:56 <zellinkda> hmmmm
17/07/2012 00:56 <Azure Sage> Zelinky, did you give an answer yet?
17/07/2012 00:56 <SixPortsofVain> I died
17/07/2012 00:56 <Onilink89> Your marrige lived?
17/07/2012 00:56 <Azure Sage> I'm confused
17/07/2012 00:56 <SixPortsofVain> Then we re-married for a day and I died again the next day
17/07/2012 00:55 <Azure Sage> Wait a second

Strange family ties

17/07/2012 00:53 <Mr.Verto> thus you need my approval
17/07/2012 00:53 <zellinkda> GIC hates me
17/07/2012 00:53 <Azure Sage> And possibly Siritofzant
17/07/2012 00:53 <Mr.Verto> therefore a gentleman
17/07/2012 00:53 <lazarusryu> That's right Turo is my mother-in-law. That so makes sense
17/07/2012 00:53 <Azure Sage> lol Zelinky I'm married to Ghirahimiscool too,
17/07/2012 00:53 <Mr.Verto> No, I am a mr.
17/07/2012 00:53 <Mr.Verto> yes you do
17/07/2012 00:53 <Vanessa28> re you my daddy?
17/07/2012 00:53 <Azure Sage> DEFENESTRATION
17/07/2012 00:53 <Vanessa28> I need yours?
17/07/2012 00:52 <zellinkda> and I don't wanna steal you from Att if you're already married to her
17/07/2012 00:52 <Atticus> ZELINKY
17/07/2012 00:52 <SixPortsofVain> I dunno, Az....hmmm
17/07/2012 00:52 <Terminus> Gravity Cat does not approve
17/07/2012 00:53 <Vanessa28> I need yours?
17/07/2012 00:52 <zellinkda> and I don't wanna steal you from Att if you're already married to her
17/07/2012 00:52 <Atticus> ZELINKY
17/07/2012 00:52 <SixPortsofVain> I dunno, Az....hmmm
17/07/2012 00:52 <Terminus> Gravity Cat does not approve
17/07/2012 00:52 <Azure Sage> girl wat
17/07/2012 00:52 <Mr.Verto> wrong Vanessa, you need mine
17/07/2012 00:52 <Vanessa28> My mommy Turo is already happy I left the house

 

[Violet Link]

7:48 AM * Chilfo Freeze accepts Lord Death's present
7:48 AM <PK Flash> Hey guys.
7:48 AM * MonkeyFightSquad runs to a different town
7:48 AM <Locke> wait
7:48 AM <Atticus> :*
7:48 AM * Chilfo Freeze kisses Vanessa passionately to make MFS mad
7:48 AM <Locke> fyi, kissing isn't done by typing the action into a chatbox.
7:48 AM <lazarusryu> "<MonkeyFightSquad> GIRL KISSING GIRL. WHAT IS THIS. " An awesome party
7:48 AM <Spiritofzant> Girl kissing girl =3 lesbian town =]
7:48 AM * Lord Death wrapped a necklace that is better than whatever Azure gave Chilfo
7:47 AM <Chilfo Freeze> IS SO NOT WRONG.
7:47 AM <_VioLink_> lol
7:47 AM <Atticus> MFS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL THAT'S WHAT IT IS
7:47 AM * _VioLink_ crey crey.
7:47 AM <MonkeyFightSquad> THIS IS WRONG
7:47 AM * Vanessa28 kisses Lazarusryu
7:47 AM <Azure Sage> caps fail
7:47 AM <MonkeyFightSquad> GIRL KISSING GIRL. WHAT IS THIS.
7:47 AM * Azure Sage GIVES cHILFO A BIGGER AND BETTER PRESENT
7:47 AM <PhantomTriforce> do something bad

Lesbian town?

 

[Vanessa28]

Lesbian town?

Nah, just a bunch of super girls

 

[Dan]

I'm in a chat full of HOT girls ! Fist bump me my little 12-14 horny year old friends !

1:24 PM <Chilfo Freeze> They're... too unpredictable and aloof
1:24 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I like kittens, not cats
1:24 PM <Dan> why do you hate cats ?
1:24 PM <Dan> some cats would find that quite offensive chilfro
1:24 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I hate cats... .___.
1:24 PM <Chilfo Freeze> How I see cats: cat, cat, cat, cat
1:23 PM <Chilfo Freeze> How I see dogs: labrador, boxer, burmese....
1:23 PM <Dan> I'll persuade them to leave town.
1:23 PM <Vanessa28> Wham bam thank you ma'am
1:23 PM <Chilfo Freeze> BAM. easy cash, yo.
1:23 PM <Dan> I liek dogs anyway
1:23 PM <Chilfo Freeze> When friends go out of town, or family friends, etc. just ask to take care of the dogs for them
1:23 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I definitely recommend it.
1:22 PM <Dan> perhaps I should be a dogsitter
1:22 PM <Dan> interesting
1:22 PM <Chilfo Freeze> I got 400 smackaroos for just one week!
1:22 PM <Chilfo Freeze> but yes, 'tis a job
1:22 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Glad I can be a first for you
1:21 PM <Dan> this is the first I've heard of this
1:21 PM <Chilfo Freeze> babysitting.... but with dogs
1:21 PM <Dan> dogsitting job ?
1:21 PM <Chilfo Freeze>
1:21 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Not much! Up early to get to my dogsitting job
1:21 PM <Dan> chilfro ! wazzup
1:20 PM <Chilfo Freeze> ohhai Dan

Turo sighting.

7:32 PM <Turo602> Where's my food?
7:32 PM <Vanessa28>
7:32 PM <Turo602> Hungry
7:32 PM <Vanessa28> How are you today?
7:32 PM <Vanessa28> Hello Turo
7:32 PM <Turo602> Don't talk back to me ever again!
7:32 PM <Azure Sage> Oh Turo, you sexist pig.
7:32 PM <Dan> Omg he's getting naked !
7:31 PM <Atticus> HI MOM
7:31 PM <Vanessa28> Now he gets serious
7:31 PM <Atticus> LOL TURO
7:31 PM * Turo602 pulls out his belt
7:31 PM <Azure Sage> Hi Gic!
7:31 PM <Vanessa28> I am skilled
7:31 PM <Ghirahimiscool> Hi Azure!
7:31 PM <Turo602> Get yo *** over here!
7:31 PM <Vanessa28> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AH!!!
7:31 PM <Turo602> What you say women?
7:31 PM <Azure Sage> YUM
7:31 PM <Atticus> You kicked him under his butt? That's some skill
7:31 PM <Azure Sage> Yay! Pasta's almost done! ^-^
7:31 PM <Vanessa28> That is Turo
7:31 PM <Vanessa28> I don't care what Turo demands
7:31 PM <Ghirahimiscool> Thats rude.

 

[TheMasterSword]

1:40 PM * Terminus does not approve
1:40 PM <TheMasterSword> LOL
1:40 PM <Azure Sage> lol TMS
1:40 PM <Terminus>
1:40 PM <Vanessa28> GTFO with that pic!!
1:40 PM <TheMasterSword> ZD
1:39 PM <Dan> what a ****
1:39 PM <TheMasterSword> Also, just a reminder for all you late night *******s on Z http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...24/876/1f9.jpg
1:39 PM <Azure Sage> I don't think he's viewing the shoutbox. :/
1:39 PM <Azure Sage> COME ON, WE KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE THAT!!

SO MUCH WIN

 

[Dan]

stuff

<Dan> ;p
9:44 PM <Terminus> http://www.funfluster.com/images/ima...e-images-3.jpg
Pennycan1800 Answered in thread : Which Incarnations of Link and Zelda Are You Favorite?
9:44 PM <Azure Sage> Because it has absolutely nothing to do with powerpuff girls lol
9:44 PM <Azure Sage> Good point
9:43 PM <Dan> you need good feedback from people that know what they are talking about
9:43 PM <Dan> so if I said "this story reminds me of the powerpuff girls" you would need it ?
Go_Skyward Answered in thread : Zelda Generations?
9:43 PM <Azure Sage> Just checking.
TheMasterSword Answered in thread : Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.
9:42 PM <Dan> ouch vanessa
9:42 PM <Azure Sage> Feedback is feedback, so THANK YOU ALL THE SAME
9:42 PM <Vanessa28> yes I did. Multiple tabs open
9:42 PM * Terminus at Vee's whacking Dan
9:42 PM <Dan> a reply from someone that can't criticise a story or someone that can ?
9:42 PM <Azure Sage> Oh well.
9:42 PM <Azure Sage> You didn't read it, though, did you Vee?
9:42 PM <Vanessa28> You're welcome AZ
9:42 PM <Terminus>
9:42 PM * Vanessa28 whacks Dan for his earlier comment
9:42 PM <Azure Sage> OH MY GOD THANK YOU VEE
9:42 PM <Dan> wtf do you want ?

 

[JuicieJ]

Axle continues his typo streak.

5:56 PM <Axle the Beast> I will punch you
5:55 PM <JuicieJ> You're annoying all right
5:55 PM <Axle the Beast> LMAO typo
5:55 PM <Axle the Beast> *annoyed
5:55 PM <Axle the Beast> I'm annoying like 50% of every day.
5:55 PM <Axle the Beast> I like to think of myself as a very wrathful person who's extremely good at controlling it.

 

[Vanessa28]

Cuccoo jealousy

2:43 AM <mandym287> buck teeth
2:42 AM <lazarusryu>
2:42 AM <mandym287> It has teeth
2:42 AM <Vanessa28> I think so
mαrkαsscoρ Answered in thread : VikzeLink's Weekly Sunday Poll 13: What Boss Gave You the Most Trouble?
2:42 AM <mandym287> no, that emote is just creepy
2:42 AM <mandym287> WISH MNINJA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
2:42 AM <lazarusryu> Someone is jealous of our love
2:42 AM <Vanessa28> hahahahahaahahaha
2:42 AM <Vanessa28> What is the cuccoo doing???
2:42 AM <lazarusryu>
2:42 AM <Vanessa28> Basically run
2:41 AM <Vanessa28> That is amazing!
2:41 AM <Vanessa28> Lazzy
2:41 AM <mandym287> WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
2:41 AM <mandym287> his birthday is today
2:41 AM <Vanessa28> The episodes with craig cracked me up :lol;

Axle's epic fail

12:35 PM <Axle the Beast> All the time I'm on, anyway.
12:35 PM <Vanessa28> That was a great thing
12:35 PM <Axle the Beast> I'm logged in all the time.
12:35 PM <Axle the Beast> That's weird.
12:34 PM <JuicieJ> Haha, loser
12:34 PM <JuicieJ> I logged out earlier
12:34 PM <Vanessa28> Hahahahahahahah
12:34 PM <Axle the Beast> Yeah.
12:34 PM <nareky> hes gonna be like...axle wants to sit on my face
12:34 PM <JuicieJ> On Skype I take it?
12:34 PM <JuicieJ> You did this...
12:34 PM <nareky> ahahahahahahahahahahaha
12:34 PM <Vanessa28> Hahahahah epic fail
12:34 PM <JuicieJ> ............
12:34 PM <Axle the Beast> lololololol
12:34 PM <Axle the Beast> lmao
12:34 PM <Axle the Beast> wtf
12:34 PM <Vanessa28> i would be invisible
12:34 PM <Axle the Beast> I just realized I messaged my explanation of Nareky's dirty joke to Tim and not to JJ
12:33 PM <JuicieJ> wtf is that
Onilink89 Answered in thread : Atheists, Answer These Questions.
12:33 PM <Axle the Beast> GDI
12:33 PM <Dan> JJ you would be closer to sandslash
12:33 PM <JuicieJ> GENDREYA

 

[Dan]

Oh

11:35 AM * JuicieJ plots devious things

JJ look !!!!!!!!!!!!

11:07 PM <Big Octo> the controls are explosive
11:07 PM <Dan> and he would post a certain link
11:07 PM <Dan> JJ would slaughter you all for talking about sonic 06 ;p
11:07 PM <Big Octo> the gameplay is doom
11:07 PM <TheBlueReptile> No, I hate the internet because Sonic 06 tells me to
11:07 PM <Big Octo> Skyward
11:06 PM <Go_Skyward> I never played it... I watched it xD
Atticus Answered in thread : Light Tower
11:06 PM <SixPortsofVain> For True Story
11:06 PM <Go_Skyward> I don't hate Sonic 06, its plot is just confusing... just a little
11:06 PM <SixPortsofVain> Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is for GameCube--teh Chao Gardens
11:06 PM <Chameleon> sonic unleashed was the one that failed
11:06 PM <Big Octo> No Chameleon
11:06 PM <Spiritofzant> i hate playing gamecube games on the wii becuase i can't get back to the home menu
11:06 PM <Terminus> http://s3.favim.com/orig/44/ian-heco...com-368043.gif
11:06 PM <Chameleon> guys... you just hate sonic 2006 because the internet tells you to hate it.
11:06 PM <TheMasterSword> LOL
11:06 PM <Go_Skyward> I have a wii and xbox...
11:06 PM <TheBlueReptile> True Story
11:06 PM <Dan> your gf has a 360/ps3 I assume ?
11:06 PM <TheBlueReptile> You can also play Wii on the Gamecube
11:06 PM <Spiritofzant> and the gamecube
11:06 PM <Spiritofzant> nope, just a wii
11:06 PM <Go_Skyward> CHILFO!
11:05 PM <Big Octo> Spirirt, you can play GameCube on the Wii

Hehe I'm such a snitch ;p

 

[blue-eyes]

I almost chocked laughing!

9:03 PM * Go_Skyward hits Blue-eyes with a rubber chicken
9:03 PM <Chilfo Freeze> LAWL
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> BECAUSE SNOT SOUNDS LIKE NOT
9:03 PM <Lord Vain> Shines can’t be used as tissues :>
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> LOL GET IT
9:03 PM * blue-eyes resumes sobbing
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> That's /snot/ pleasant
9:03 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Ew.
9:03 PM <Azure Sage> Now it's a Snot Sprite instead of a Shine Sprite
9:02 PM <Lord Vain> Blood Shadow.....Soul of Corruption, Entity of Emptiness, and Destined for Solitude
9:02 PM <Azure Sage> lol blue
9:02 PM * blue-eyes blows nose in Shine sprite
9:02 PM <Lord Vain> Az, you aren't Blood Shadow, quit it
9:02 PM <Azure Sage> Seriously, joking about myself is the only way I can cope with it
9:02 PM <Lord Vain> I am the God of Peace
9:02 PM * Azure Sage is breathing lonliness
9:01 PM <Lord Vain> Hmmm
9:01 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Impeccable timing
9:01 PM * Vanessa28 hands over coffee
9:01 PM <Lord Vain> I'm breathing water
9:01 PM <Chilfo Freeze> LV, you always come in at the right times!
9:01 PM <Azure Sage> lol Atty
9:01 PM * Lord Vain gives Blue a Shine Sprite

 

[Dan]

Everyone has a pervy side, even JJ...

5:24 AM <Dan> nou
5:24 AM <Chilfo Freeze> Well then, JJ. Kiss my a$$. DO IT.
5:24 AM <JuicieJ> DIE
5:24 AM <Azure Sage> http://puu.sh/JMvH
5:24 AM <Chilfo Freeze> I did, didn't I?
5:24 AM <Hero of Time> Chilfo is Gwen Stacy
5:24 AM <Azure Sage> I don't like Spiderman
5:24 AM <JuicieJ> You set yourself up big time
5:24 AM <Chilfo Freeze> landed on it. I fell.
5:24 AM <JuicieJ> You set yourself up for it
5:24 AM <Azure Sage> But Jay Jay
5:24 AM <Dan>
5:24 AM <JuicieJ> Come on, Chill
5:23 AM <Dan> JJ u perv
5:23 AM <Chilfo Freeze> ohgawdwhy
5:23 AM <Chilfo Freeze>
5:23 AM <Azure Sage> JJ beat me to it
5:23 AM <JuicieJ>
5:23 AM <Dan> why chilfro ?
5:23 AM <JuicieJ> I kiss it make it better?
5:23 AM <Hero of Time> inb4 butthurt form
5:23 AM <Chilfo Freeze>
5:23 AM <Chilfo Freeze> My butt FREAKING hurts
5:23 AM <Azure Sage> Why are we talking about DRR!! ?