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[Ganondork]

I'm Keef :>

[1:57:25 PM] Keef: :<
[1:57:27 PM] Nicole: :<
[1:57:30 PM] Keef: :<
[1:57:37 PM] Nicole: :<
[1:57:39 PM] Keef: :<
[1:57:42 PM] Nicole:
[1:57:44 PM] Keef:
[1:57:48 PM] Nicole:
[1:57:52 PM] Keef:
[1:57:57 PM] Nicole: ):
[1:58:00 PM] Keef: ):
[1:58:04 PM] Nicole: :C
[1:58:05 PM] Keef: :C
[1:58:12 PM] Nicole: :[
[1:58:15 PM] Keef: :[
[1:58:18 PM] Nicole: ]:
[1:58:20 PM] Keef: ]:
[1:58:23 PM] Nicole: :{
[1:58:24 PM] Keef: :{
[1:58:31 PM] Nicole: }:
[1:58:34 PM] Keef: }:
[1:58:38 PM] Nicole: :/
[1:58:40 PM] Keef: :/
[1:58:43 PM] Nicole: :\
[1:58:45 PM] Keef: :\
[1:58:48 PM] Nicole: \:
[1:58:51 PM] Keef: \:
[1:58:54 PM] Nicole: /:
[1:58:56 PM] Keef: /:
[1:58:58 PM] Nicole: :L
[1:59:00 PM] Keef: :L
[1:59:02 PM] Nicole: :I
[1:59:04 PM] Keef: :I
[1:59:08 PM] Nicole: |:
[1:59:11 PM] Keef: |:
[1:59:13 PM] Nicole: :l
[1:59:14 PM] Keef: :l
[1:59:33 PM] Nicole: o:<
[1:59:36 PM] Keef: o:<
[1:59:42 PM] Nicole: o
[1:59:45 PM] Keef: o

--Edit by Nicole:

[2:02:57 PM] Nicole: KEITH
[2:03:00 PM] Keef: ?
[2:03:02 PM] Nicole: YOU WERE REPLY 169
[2:03:05 PM] Nicole: ON IM THREAD
[2:03:05 PM] Keef: YES
[2:03:06 PM] Keef: YES
[2:03:06 PM] Keef: YES
[2:03:07 PM] Keef: YES

 

[A Link In Time]

[19:53:39] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> People getting angry over Skyrim in the blogs section.
[19:54:26] <DekuTurk> =/
[19:55:12] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Yeah.
[19:55:15] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> It's that meme.
[19:55:25] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> "...took an arrow the the knee".
[19:55:36] <mandym287> http://pancake-community.webs.com/evil-laugh.wav
[19:55:58] <DekuTurk> meh
[19:56:02] <DekuTurk> memes are lame
[19:56:15] <mandym287> mememememe
[19:56:24] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> More like broken soundtrack.
[19:56:28] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Not evil laugh.
[19:56:50] <mandym287> oh noes... my flash drive only has 6 GB free on it... ;/
[19:57:03] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> That's a pretty large flash drive...
[19:57:12] <mandym287> heh
[19:57:16] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Darn semi-colons.
[19:57:26] <mandym287> The SS soundtrack went: om nom nom flash drive
[19:57:37] <mandym287> Imma go listen to it now,
[19:57:41] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Alright.
[19:57:47] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Ballad of the Goddess FTW!
[19:58:17] <mandym287> No offense, but the Goddess as seen on the goddess shield and the statue of the goddess is ugly
[19:58:36] <mandym287> the only reason I kept the divine shield was because I didn't want the ugly goddess on my shield
[19:58:43] <mandym287> cough
[20:00:01] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Lies.
[20:00:58] <mandym287> heplless gani
[20:01:40] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> One question for anyone here.
[20:01:44] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> You know that bar...
[20:01:56] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> That shows the most active users in a given day...
[20:02:00] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> When was that added?
[20:02:04] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Or was it always there?
[20:02:38] <mandym287> It was added... like, the last time the forums broke
[20:02:39] <mandym287> I think
[20:04:20] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I see.
[20:04:24] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Pretty nice.
[20:04:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Wolf Sage dominates there.
[20:04:58] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I begin to wonder when JuicieJ gets so many posts in...
[20:05:02] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Must be the summer.
[20:05:10] <mandym287> all the time
[20:05:15] <mandym287> he posts one-liners
[20:05:36] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Alright.
[20:05:38] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I see.
[20:05:42] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> JJ is a sly fox.
[20:05:53] <mandym287> I really don't post much
[20:06:09] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 800+ posts is quite a lot.
[20:06:12] <mandym287> I may have 800-some posts, but I joined two years ago.
[20:06:19] <mandym287> So, that's less than a post a day
[20:06:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Alright.
[20:06:35] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Sure.
[20:06:37] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Fine.
[20:06:51] <mandym287> http://pancake-community.webs.com/game_over.png
[20:07:05] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> No, just no.
[20:07:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> But OoT Ganondorf is epic.
[20:07:13] <mandym287> <33
[20:07:15] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Though TP is even better.
[20:07:22] <mandym287> TP Ganon? gawd no
[20:07:31] <mandym287> Nintendo ruined him in that game.
[20:07:37] <mandym287> sure glad he technically wasn't in SS
[20:07:45] <mandym287> or I'd have gone crazy
[20:08:02] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Lies.
[20:08:09] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> TP Ganondorf was so well introduced.
[20:08:10] <mandym287> Lool, the TP concepts for him in Hyrule Historia look hilarious... some creepy, some weird, and some good-looking. xD
[20:08:13] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Zant was a cucco.
[20:08:20] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> And Ganondorf was the BOSS.
[20:08:30] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Such an epic multi-layered battle.
[20:08:37] <DekuTurk> TP Ganondoft <3
[20:08:38] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> And the Midna and Zelda scenes during it...
[20:08:42] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Priceless.
[20:08:59] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> LOL, DekuTurk.
[20:08:59] <mandym287> My favorite scene in TP is when Hyrule castle blows up
[20:09:01] <mandym287> Just saying
[20:09:06] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Sure.
[20:09:10] <DekuTurk> *dorf
[20:09:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> And Ganondorf lives on.
[20:09:18] <mandym287> Just the three seconds when it goes boom
[20:09:21] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> It's been too long.
[20:09:23] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Five years.
[20:09:25] <mandym287> the rest of that cutscene sucks
[20:09:28] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> That lame Ghirahim.
[20:09:36] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Demise is good though.
[20:09:42] <mandym287> ALttP Ganon <3
[20:09:48] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> A little.
[20:09:56] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Maybe.
[20:09:58] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I guess.
[20:10:02] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> The battle is nice.
[20:10:06] <mandym287> http://www.zeldauniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hyrulehistoriaart3.jpg
[20:10:06] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> With the trident and all.
[20:10:09] <mandym287> that
[20:10:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Sparks flying.
[20:10:29] <mandym287> the top right picture. Lol his face
[20:10:32] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> The upper top right image is interesting.
[20:10:36] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Indeed.
[20:10:53] <Thareous> Good to see so few people accepting my advice.
[20:10:58] <mandym287> aaand, Tingle: http://www.zeldauniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hyrulehistoriaart5.jpg
[20:11:10] <Thareous> >.<nosense
[20:11:18] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Nice stuff.
[20:11:21] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Tingle FTW!
[20:11:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> And what games is Tingle in?
[20:11:34] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> MM
[20:11:35] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> TWW
[20:11:36] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> SS
[20:11:39] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Cameo in SS.
[20:11:46] <Thareous> *Games are*
[20:11:48] <mandym287> cameo in ST as well
[20:11:54] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> In ST?
[20:11:56] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Where?
[20:12:00] <mandym287> in the shops
[20:12:04] <Thareous> In Zelda's room.
[20:12:09] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Nice.
[20:12:14] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Got to check it out.
[20:12:14] <mandym287> at least the one in Castle town
[20:12:38] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 35th most active user.
[20:12:40] <Thareous> And Tingle is in Smosh's new rap.
[20:12:43] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Doing pretty good.
[20:12:46] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Yes, indeed.
[20:12:49] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Blowing up.
[20:12:52] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Good stuff.
[20:13:52] <magiclink> Tingle is an .... outcast to his homeland
[20:14:02] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Sure.
[20:14:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Tingle is a sick Chinese pornagrapher.
[20:14:34] <magiclink> LOL
[20:14:49] <magiclink> Peeping tom little bird style
[20:15:15] <magiclink> lol
[20:15:32] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Dancing atop a bazooka waiting for his head to fall off.
[20:15:38] <Thareous> Master, there is a 96% chance that I have utterly no idea what you're talking about.
[20:16:40] <magiclink> O_O
[20:16:51] <magiclink> -^
[20:16:57] <magiclink> -|
[20:17:00] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Master, there is a 98% I am an annoying mechanical *****.
[20:17:05] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Fi is so annoying.
[20:17:07] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Hate her.
[20:17:18] <Thareous> Now was that nice?
[20:17:25] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I'm sorry.
[20:17:30] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Need some Barkle.
[20:17:39] <Thareous> xD It's fine.
[20:17:42] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Come play some Tingle's Rosey Rupeeland.
[20:18:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> My COD fanatic older borther just woke up.
[20:18:15] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> ...Past 8 p.m.
[20:18:16] <magiclink> Weres Fi been shes not in her bounderies #skywardsword ?
[20:18:24] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Just not that.
[20:18:27] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> The pain!
[20:19:40] <Thareous> Nor is Skullkid here.
[20:19:55] <Thareous> Do you suppose they...
[20:19:59] <Thareous> You know...
[20:20:03] <Thareous> Eloped?
[20:20:28] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I don't know.
[20:20:29] <magiclink> Whats Eloped?
[20:20:37] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Midna seems more like a Skullkid person.
[20:20:41] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> But Fi...
[20:20:47] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> She's for Ghirahim.
[20:20:51] <mandym287> wat
[20:20:51] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> A perfect pair.
[20:20:52] <mandym287> no
[20:20:55] <mandym287> Gaga is for Ghirahim
[20:21:00] <mandym287> and NOW i take my leave
[20:21:00] <magiclink> WHATS ELOPED
[20:21:11] magiclink passes out
[20:21:21] <Thareous> Ran away and got married by themselves.

Pretty nice and involved conversation. ZD's IRC needs more of those.

 

[Tony]

[8:51:14 PM] 425: Dying swan
[8:51:17 PM] 425: Twisted wings
[8:51:21 PM] 425: Beauty not needed here
[8:51:24 PM] Tony Fischer: lost my love
[8:51:33 PM] Tony Fischer: lost my life
[8:51:35 PM] 425: in this garden of fear
[8:52:05 PM] 425: I have seen many things
[8:52:10 PM] 425: In a lifetime alone
[8:52:13 PM] Tony Fischer: Mother love
[8:52:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Is no more
[8:52:19 PM] Tony Fischer: BRING
[8:52:20 PM] Tony Fischer: THIS
[8:52:22 PM] Tony Fischer: SAVAGE
[8:52:25 PM] Tony Fischer: BACK HOOOME
[8:52:26 PM | Edited 8:52:31 PM] Tony Fischer: WILDERNESS
[8:52:33 PM] Tony Fischer: lol
[8:52:35 PM] 425: lol
[8:52:37 PM] Tony Fischer: HOUSE OF PAIN
[8:52:43 PM] 425: MAKES NO SENSE OF IT ALL
[8:53:31 PM] 425: CLOSE THIS MIND
[8:53:34 PM] 425: DULL THIS BRAIN
[8:53:41 PM] Tony Fischer: MESSIAH BEFORE
[8:53:43 PM] Tony Fischer: HIS FALL
[8:53:46 PM] Tony Fischer: WHAT YOU SEE
[8:53:49 PM] Tony Fischer: ITS NOT REAL
[8:53:54 PM] Tony Fischer: THOSE WHO KNOW WILL NOT TELL
[8:53:57 PM] Tony Fischer: ALL IS LOST
[8:54:01 PM] 425: SOLD YOUR SOULS
[8:54:05 PM] Tony Fischer: TO THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:09 PM] 425: A BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:12 PM] Tony Fischer: IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:20 PM] 425: OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:21 PM] Tony Fischer: IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:33 PM] 425: IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:40 PM] Tony Fischer: OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:45 PM] Tony Fischer: DRAGON KINGS
[8:54:46 PM] 425: IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD
[8:54:49 PM] Tony Fischer: LOL
[8:54:57 PM] 425: There were 2 more but roll with it
[8:55:00 PM] 425: DYING QUEENS
[8:55:13 PM] 425: WHERE IS SALVATION NOW?
[8:55:20 PM] 425: LOST MY LIFE
[8:55:24 PM] 425: LOST MY DREAMS
[8:55:35 PM] Tony Fischer: RIPPED FROM MY FLESH
[8:55:37 PM] Tony Fischer: SILENT SCREAMS
[8:55:39 PM] Tony Fischer: LAUGHING HERE
[8:55:43 PM] Tony Fischer: DYING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
[8:55:46 PM] Tony Fischer: YOU ARE PLANNED
[8:55:50 PM] 425: YOU ARE DAMNED
[8:55:54 PM] Tony Fischer: IN THIS BRAVE NEW
[8:56:04 PM] Tony Fischer: [YOU SAY WORLD]
[8:56:07 PM] 425: WORLD
[8:56:13 PM] Tony Fischer: [CHORUS]
[8:56:24 PM] 425: [ANOTHER CHORUS]
[8:56:31 PM] Tony Fischer: [LET'S HAVE ANOTHER]
[8:56:39 PM] 425: [AND NOW]
[8:56:42 PM] 425: DYING SWANS
[8:56:46 PM] Tony Fischer: TWISTED WINGS
[8:56:52 PM] 425: BRING THIS SAVAGE
[8:56:57 PM] Tony Fischer: BACK HOOOOME
[8:57:19 PM] 425: hell yes Tony we sort of did it
[8:57:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer bows
[8:57:31 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer shakes hands with 425.
[8:57:41 PM] 425: We scared them off.
[8:57:47 PM] Tony Fischer: lol it was worth it
[8:57:55 PM] 425: totes

425 and I singing Brave New World in Skype. We were a pretty good duo ;D

 

[A Link In Time]

[18:50:12] <TwilightKing> Nice to see everybodys her
[18:50:21] <TwilightKing> i mean here sorry
[18:50:38] <SinkingBadges> I'm not her. O_O
[18:50:49] <TwilightKing> sorry typo
[18:50:57] <Sanna> o-o
[18:51:11] <TwilightKing> -_-
[18:51:15] SinkingBadges is just messing with you, don't worry
[18:51:19] <Sanna> ima HER
[18:51:19] <Sanna>
[18:51:24] <SinkingBadges> Lol
[18:51:25] <Sanna> mean i win
[18:51:27] <Sanna> *means
[18:51:28] <Sanna>
[18:51:45] <+Ganondork> oh god
[18:51:47] <+Ganondork> people
[18:51:50] <+Ganondork> think fast Ganny...
[18:51:52] <+Ganondork> HI
[18:52:06] <TwilightKing> Im SOOO glad its friday
[18:52:11] <+Ganondork> IT'S FRIDAY?
[18:52:17] <TwilightKing> YES
[18:52:20] <+Ganondork> ...no Ganny, that was stupid...
[18:52:23] <+Ganondork> OMG I'M SO HAPPY
[18:52:30] <TwilightKing> me too
[18:52:39] <Sanna> ew exams next week
[18:52:40] <Sanna> :/
[18:52:42] <Sanna> k
[18:52:48] <Sanna> brb not like u care or anything
[18:52:51] <TwilightKing> I had my exams last week
[18:52:59] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I have xams in two weeks.
[18:53:03] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> And I'm scared.
[18:53:07] <+Ganondork> I have no midterms
[18:53:09] <+Ganondork> or finals
[18:53:10] <Sanna> bk
[18:53:15] <TwilightKing> study hard my friend
[18:53:21] <Sanna> and TwilightKing rly? Ha. Cool
[18:53:28] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Science is my bane.
[18:53:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Physics this year.
[18:53:43] <TwilightKing> Social Studies is mine
[18:53:55] <Sanna> World Hist.
[18:53:56] <Sanna> :/
[18:54:05] <TwilightKing> :\
[18:54:07] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> History is a breeze for me!
[18:54:10] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Love it!
[18:54:14] <Sanna> eww
[18:54:14] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Essays and what not!
[18:54:19] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> The connections!
[18:54:22] <+Ganondork> History is exceptionally easy
[18:54:24] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Beautiful!
[18:54:25] <+Ganondork> for me at least
[18:54:32] <TwilightKing> Im REALLY bad at history
[18:54:35] <Sanna> ^
[18:54:39] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> But mathematics is still my favorite.
[18:54:39] <Sanna> omg ur my new buddy
[18:54:41] <Sanna> lmao
[18:54:52] <+Ganondork>
[18:54:56] <+Ganondork> foreveralone.jpg
[18:54:57] <TwilightKing> same here MATH is sooo much better
[18:55:07] <Sanna> ^
[18:55:10] <TwilightKing> forever alone too my friend
[18:55:34] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Here is my subject ranking:
[18:55:36] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 1. Math
[18:55:41] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 2. Social Sciences
[18:55:46] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 3. Foregin Language
[18:55:50] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> *Foreign
[18:55:54] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 4. English
[18:55:54] <+Ganondork> FOREGIN
[18:55:58] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> 5. Science
[18:55:59] <Sanna> :O
[18:56:03] <Primus-Chao> LINK!
[18:56:36] <Primus-Chao> Can thine help me understand the question that you asked me?
[18:56:37] <TwilightKing> the guy in green right?
[18:56:45] <Sanna> lol
[18:57:20] <Sanna> Brb once again
[18:57:21] <TwilightKing> staying up late and sleeping till noon
[18:57:28] <Primus-Chao> "Where are you zl) from?" i can't understand the random area zl) er whutever u use
[18:57:51] <Primus-Chao> Oh,hello others
[18:57:57] <TwilightKing> hola
[18:58:16] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I used to say hello to others but then I took an arrow to the knee.
[18:58:28] <Primus-Chao> Do you know HOW to speak whole spanish? @TK
[18:58:54] <TwilightKing> LIGHT ARROW my friend and PC yes I do
[18:58:59] <SinkingBadges> Yo solía hablar español, entonces recibí una flecha en la rodilla.
[18:59:28] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> ^Nice one.
[18:59:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Good twist on the meme.
[18:59:34] <TwilightKing> agreed
[18:59:36] <Primus-Chao> I don't like people who think saying Hola is cute or casual =.=
[18:59:38] <+Ganondork> me gusta los niñas
[18:59:45] <TwilightKing> -_-
[18:59:48] <+Ganondork> DARN
[18:59:48] <+Ganondork> LAS
[18:59:51] <+Ganondork> SPANISH 2
[18:59:53] <+Ganondork> IS NOT HELPING
[18:59:54] <Primus-Chao> orale dork, no quero saver eso!
[18:59:58] <SinkingBadges> Lol Ganondork
[19:00:17] <TwilightKing> ^
[19:00:17] <Primus-Chao> Eres cotchino
[19:00:23] <TwilightKing> dirty
[19:00:24] <Primus-Chao> XD
[19:00:39] <+Ganondork> I'm scared to google translate this stuff
[19:00:41] <+Ganondork> I only know so muchj
[19:01:32] <Primus-Chao> hmph, pues te deves a quillar antes que to doy un bofetaso hombre
[19:01:45] <+Ganondork> th;dttri
[19:01:46] <TwilightKing> Yo solía saber más español entonces tomó una flecha en la rodilla
[19:02:12] <TwilightKing> I think I said that right
[19:02:17] <SinkingBadges> No
[19:02:26] <TwilightKing> darn
[19:02:32] <SinkingBadges> It's "tomé"
[19:02:41] <Primus-Chao> Ok, para con eso, TK, ya me casi arta que lo dises
[19:02:46] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Who are you to judge his Spanish?
[19:02:48] <TwilightKing> sorry meh forgots
[19:02:49] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Old man.
[19:03:00] <SinkingBadges> But it sounds like "I drank an arrow to the knee" lol
[19:03:10] <TwilightKing> lol it does
[19:03:46] <Primus-Chao> It actually is "I drank an arrow to the knee"
[19:04:08] <TwilightKing> whoops me so embaressed
[19:04:31] <Primus-Chao> orale, para con el español antes que yo voy tirando flechas por el entero lugar
[19:04:50] <SinkingBadges> ...
[19:04:51] <Primus-Chao> But not Tomo, it be Tomé
[19:05:07] <SinkingBadges> You used google translator, PC?
[19:05:33] <Primus-Chao> No, I'm Mexican, i naturally know spanish
[19:05:50] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Obvious bias is obvious.
[19:05:55] <SinkingBadges> This looks like a GT mistake --------> orale, para con el español antes que yo voy tirando flechas por el entero lugar
[19:05:55] <TwilightKing> I learned at school
[19:06:14] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Same, TK.
[19:06:16] <TwilightKing> and from my hispanic friends
[19:06:23] <Primus-Chao> omg once,i had a kid ask me, "can you teach me how to speak mexican?" I was like XD "no,cuz Mexican isn't a language"
[19:06:31] <TwilightKing> lololol
[19:06:37] <+Ganondork> it's not?
[19:06:40] <+Ganondork> oh god
[19:06:45] <+Ganondork> I'm in the wrong class...
[19:06:47] <+Ganondork> :'(
[19:06:48] <SinkingBadges> No, it's a dialect.
[19:06:56] <TwilightKing> true dat ^
[19:06:59] <+Ganondork> YOU'RE A DIALECT
[19:07:03] <TwilightKing>
[19:07:23] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Taking shots at each other, eh?
[19:07:32] <SinkingBadges> Lolyeah
[19:07:33] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Hypocrite much, Ganondork?
[19:07:44] <TwilightKing> yep exept my arrows are ON FIRE
[19:07:47] <Primus-Chao> Spanish is a language nd ppl think mexicans kinda "own" it,when Spanish is from SPAIN
[19:08:15] <+Ganondork> wait, what
[19:08:16] <TwilightKing> ^ agreed
[19:08:17] <Primus-Chao> (dumbasses those who think that are -_-)
[19:08:27] <+Ganondork> wait, ALIT
[19:08:28] <+Ganondork> what I do
[19:08:30] <+Ganondork> :<
[19:08:43] <TwilightKing> I aI meant to agree with PC sry
[19:08:57] <TwilightKing> ignore the aI typo
[19:09:05] <SinkingBadges> No contaban con mi astucia
[19:09:05] <+Ganondork> I don't think I can
[19:09:09] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> You've all gone haywire.
[19:09:09] <+Ganondork> I might cry
[19:09:13] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Retreat bots!
[19:09:39] <SinkingBadges> ALIT, you calling us bots? o:
[19:09:44] Ganondork retreats
[19:09:49] <+Ganondork> EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF
[19:09:54] Ganondork 's head explodes
[19:09:54] <TwilightKing> kk advancing in different directio got it
[19:09:56] Ganondork
[19:10:15] SinkingBadges cries
[19:10:24] <+Ganondork>
[19:10:27] <Primus-Chao> i iz from Mexico on a Spy mission here in GA nd i'm only 13 D
[19:10:36] <+Ganondork> tl;dr
[19:10:43] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Master, there is a 98% I am a *****.
[19:10:55] <TwilightKing> Im from GA too
[19:11:13] <Primus-Chao> Ya see...come closer fer more details
[19:11:28] <TwilightKing> Atlanta really
[19:12:22] <TwilightKing> my nose is touching the monitor is that close enough
[19:12:38] <TwilightKing> MY EYES
[19:12:46] <Primus-Chao> I'm a 13 yrs old Spy here...to retrieve info on the U.S
[19:12:56] <SinkingBadges> T~T
[19:13:08] <TwilightKing> I'm no spy -_-
[19:13:24] <+Ganondork> from Mases
[19:13:27] <+Ganondork> carry on.
[19:13:51] <TwilightKing> 0_0
[19:14:00] <Primus-Chao> I only know that you guys are falling down in flames and our fellow bretheran will return to laugh at your failure as a Country
[19:14:27] <Primus-Chao> Eventually we will end up superior
[19:14:30] <SinkingBadges> no
[19:14:34] <+Ganondork> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO COCO PUFFS!?
[19:14:35] <TwilightKing> NO
[19:14:59] <Primus-Chao> So enjoy your crappy country now,because people will come to mexico
[19:15:09] <TwilightKing> NO I STAY HERE
[19:15:30] <Primus-Chao> Even hopefully...we may Merge into a giant super country
[19:16:02] <Primus-Chao> And who KNOWS how better CANADA is doing BAHAHAHA!
[19:16:21] <TwilightKing> Canada is better eh
[19:17:13] <TwilightKing> THE CAKE IS A LIE
[19:17:14] <Primus-Chao> hmph...and you guys have no choice, even with the hispanic's growing numbers, YOU AMERICANS WILL HAVE TO LEARN SPANISH hehe
[19:17:35] <SinkingBadges> Actually, we'll all have to learn chinese.
[19:17:35] <Primus-Chao> o0o The cake is real, unlike ur evil cookies!

Pretty good. Now give me a tortilla.

 

[Wolf Sage]

[12:21:49 PM] Wolf Sage: So, anyone here watch Tubercle vids?
[12:21:56 PM] Wolf Sage: On Youtube?
[12:22:02 PM] Big Octo: Whom
[12:22:05 PM] Wolf Sage: Tu
[12:22:06 PM] Wolf Sage: ber
[12:22:08 PM] Wolf Sage: cle
[12:22:28 PM] Wolf Sage: He makes awesome videos of things...
[12:22:30 PM] Big Octo: Tuberculosis?
[12:22:40 PM] Wolf Sage: Tubercle...
[12:22:43 PM] Wolf Sage: GOSH!
[12:22:58 PM] Big Octo: So there's a T
[12:23:09 PM] Big Octo: So there's a YouTuber
[12:23:11 PM | Edited 12:23:18 PM] Arkvoodle: Why would you make a video of you having tuberculosis? o-o
[12:23:22 PM] Big Octo: And he has tuberculosis?
[12:23:32 PM] Big Octo: And you watch him?
[12:23:38 PM] Wolf Sage: No, it's just his Youtube name...
[12:23:53 PM] Big Octo: He has a YouTube name...
[12:23:54 PM] Keef: that's insensitive Wolf Sage
[12:24:00 PM] Wolf Sage: He's very popular.
[12:24:01 PM] Keef: Keef shakes head
[12:24:03 PM] Big Octo: And
[12:24:08 PM] Big Octo: Tuberculosis?
[12:24:17 PM] Wolf Sage: He's popular with Zelda fans.
[12:24:23 PM] Wolf Sage: He likes Zelda.
[12:24:33 PM] Big Octo: Zelda fans have Tuberculosis?
[12:24:40 PM] Wolf Sage: His vids are hilarious, according to one person who told me.
[12:25:23 PM] Big Octo: Someone told you to see a guy with tuberculosis?
[12:25:35 PM] Wolf Sage: [12:22 PM] Wolf Sage:

<<< Tubercle...No, wait.
[12:25:37 PM] Wolf Sage: Typo
[12:25:45 PM] Arkvoodle: wut is going on
[12:25:53 PM] Wolf Sage: What I meant to say was "Proboscis"
[12:26:10 PM] Big Octo: Do you mean Tobuscus?
[12:26:21 PM] Keef: LOL
[12:26:22 PM] Keef: FAIL
[12:26:26 PM] Wolf Sage: You might be right...
[12:26:31 PM] Big Octo: Lol
[12:26:41 PM] Keef: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[12:26:50 PM] Big Octo: Tubercle, lol
[12:26:56 PM] Wolf Sage: 9_9
[12:27:02 PM] Big Octo: So you're saying
[12:27:18 PM] Big Octo: Tobuscus has tuberculosis?
[12:27:25 PM] Big Octo: Sad

 

[Ganondork]

[1:33:27 PM] Cody: it's gone from djinn's humurous
[1:33:31 PM] Cody: to Mases' "humerus"
[1:34:01 PM | Edited 1:34:15 PM] Cody: is this some kind of inside staff joke
[1:34:30 PM] David: wat
[1:34:45 PM] Cody: ZD main page keeps misspelling humorous
[1:34:52 PM] Cody: in different ways
[1:35:02 PM] Keef: good job Djinn and Mases
[1:35:08 PM] Keef: making Cody confused
[1:35:34 PM] Djinn: job well done
[1:35:34 PM] David: haha
[1:35:37 PM] Cody:
[1:35:49 PM] Keef: you think I was being sarcastic, Djinn?
[1:35:53 PM] Djinn: imma think up three more ways to spell it now
[1:36:01 PM] Keef: humeruous
[1:36:04 PM] Cody: hyumurus
[1:36:10 PM] Keef: jumerous
[1:36:16 PM] Djinn: humorouous
[1:36:25 PM] Djinn: hyoomorous

ZD's main page is going to be full of perfect spelling when Djinn's done.

 

[KogamoSJS]

Maybe not funny. Maybe not memorable. Notable, though.

[8:41:14 PM] Kogamo: Hello, everybody!
[8:45:41 PM] Josh: gtfo
[8:45:54 PM] Kogamo: you always tell me to do that
[8:46:15 PM] Josh: And you always tell me Hello
[8:46:17 PM] Josh: so I counter in part
[8:47:34 PM] Kogamo: But, why? You seem to have a hatred towards me or my personality(most likely the second). I am widely hated for my personality, but I'd love to hear someone's opinion as to why.
[8:49:10 PM] Josh: Because I absolutely despise people that feel the need to say Hello whenever they come back, like they believe they're somehow important in the grand scheme of things, but really have no significance whatsoever?
[8:49:12 PM] Josh: dunno
[8:50:07 PM] Kogamo: hm... Well said. I respect your opinion and will take it into consideration. Thank you.

 

[Wolf Sage]

[6:09:51 PM] Big Octo: Do you know the muffin man?
[6:10:50 PM] Wolf Sage: Yeah, he's my next door neighbor.
[6:11:01 PM] Big Octo: Oh
[6:11:03 PM] Big Octo: Does he
[6:11:07 PM] Big Octo: Make you muffins?
[6:11:29 PM] Wolf Sage: He likes muffins a lot.
[6:11:47 PM] Wolf Sage: He asks me to taste his muffins.
[6:11:48 PM] Big Octo: Is he addicted
[6:11:59 PM] Big Octo: Does he go to rehab?
[6:12:07 PM | Edited 6:15:29 PM] Wolf Sage: But in order to taste them I have to follow him around back to his tool shed.
[6:12:16 PM] Wolf Sage: I never understood why.
[6:12:38 PM] Big Octo: Bake to his tool shed?
[6:12:39 PM] Big Octo: Oh my
[6:12:58 PM | Edited 6:13:05 PM] Wolf Sage: He tells me it's been a while since a person has tasted, let alone touched his muffins.
[6:13:16 PM] Big Octo: Oh dear
[6:13:21 PM] Big Octo: Are his muffins an good
[6:13:26 PM] Wolf Sage: I feel kinda sorry for the guy.
[6:13:44 PM] Big Octo: So if his muffins are good
[6:13:51 PM] Big Octo: What about his *****?
[6:14:20 PM] Wolf Sage: [6:13 PM] Big Octo: <<< Oh dear Are his muffins any good? To be honest, I have yet to try them, because he doesn't wear a hair net when he bakes. So his muffins are a little hairy.
[6:14:56 PM] Wolf Sage: [6:13 PM] Big Octo: <<< What about his *****? When did the discussion become vulgar?
[6:15:30 PM] Big Octo: It never did
[6:15:35 PM] Big Octo: I was just curious
[6:15:46 PM] Big Octo: I heard he has no testicles
[6:16:07 PM] Wolf Sage: Are you adding parts to my story?
[6:16:14 PM] Big Octo: No
[6:16:21 PM | Edited 6:16:31 PM] Wolf Sage: This is not a fictional story, you know?
[6:16:21 PM] Big Octo: It was just a rumor
[6:16:30 PM] Big Octo: Yeah
[6:16:36 PM] Big Octo: I heard he has no testicles
[6:16:47 PM] Wolf Sage: ?

. :facepalm:

 

[Fraxinus]

Alright, so... this is from quite a long while ago. --In the Shoutbox. I just thought I should post this, because it is too funny. I didn't get the beginning of it because it flooded out before I begun saving it, but... this is gold. xD
(remember, this one goes from bottom-to-top)

[Today 10:42 PM] Kybyrian: d:
[Today 10:42 PM] Dabombster: D=
[Today 10:42 PM] Dabombster: I'll **** your face
[Today 10:42 PM] Ember Incubus: XD at ballon trip.
[Today 10:42 PM] Din Akera: Link your crossbow training?
[Today 10:42 PM] Axle the Beast: I'll Love your Balloon Trip.
[Today 10:42 PM] Axle the Beast: I'll Rosey your Rupeeland.
[Today 10:42 PM] Dabombster: I LOVE RAER ZELDAS
[Today 10:42 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: REAR SELDAS?
[Today 10:42 PM] Axle the Beast: I'll Tetra your Trackers
[Today 10:41 PM] Baysiderulez: lol
[Today 10:41 PM] Axle the Beast: Even covering rare zeldas and CD-I
[Today 10:41 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: And there's Dabombster's daily wut.
[Today 10:41 PM] Axle the Beast: We did this with EVERY LoZ title.
[Today 10:41 PM] Axle the Beast: We want over this joke already guys, me and this guy on Skype.
[Today 10:41 PM] Dabombster: wut
*Axle the Beast sighs*
[Today 10:41 PM] Ember Incubus: Or Age your Seasons.
[Today 10:40 PM] Ember Incubus: I will Oracle your Age.
[Today 10:40 PM] Zarom: And Majora your mask
[Today 10:40 PM] knowlee: Hmm.
[Today 10:40 PM] Ember Incubus: I will Link your past and Sword your Adventure.
[Today 10:40 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: I always skyward my sword
[Today 10:40 PM] Axle the Beast: I'll Adventure your Link (also what she said)
[Today 10:40 PM] SuperSilly: lol
[Today 10:40 PM] Din Akera: lol @ Vergo
[Today 10:40 PM] Ver-go-a-go-go: And Super your Mario

 

[Onilink89]

[06:17:26] <+Onilink89> There is nothing like instant noodles and coockies
[06:19:24] <SinkingBadges> ^
[06:19:40] Locke has quit (Connection closed).
[06:26:58] <SinkingBadges> I don't understand how cookies can be instant, though...
[06:27:21] <+Onilink89> they are made in a factory and packaged right?
[06:27:23] <+Onilink89> instant...
[06:27:36] <+Onilink89> ediable
[06:28:51] <SinkingBadges> Oh, I thought you meant one of those things you put in the microwave.
[06:29:13] <SinkingBadges> I mean, cookies like that are something I never heard of.
[06:29:17] <+Onilink89> there are microwave cookies?
[06:29:33] <+Onilink89> i have heard of microwave popcorn...but cookies?
[06:29:38] <SinkingBadges> If there are, I'm not aware of them. :/
[06:29:45] <SinkingBadges> lol

America is pretty advanced when it comes to microwave food huh?

 

[Austin]

[8:02:56 PM] Wyatt: This is a girl.
[8:03:10 PM] Destiny: do you like her wyatt
[8:03:13 PM] Wyatt: NO
[8:03:18 PM] Wyatt: DESTINY WHY
[8:03:27 PM] Austin: JESUS WYATT WHY
[8:03:27 PM] Wyatt: Does that even look remotely attractive
[8:03:31 PM] Austin: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
[8:03:34 PM] Wyatt: IKR
[8:03:34 PM] Kazumi: OH DEAR GOD
[8:03:36 PM] Austin: AND WHY WAS IT JUST IN MY BROWSER
[8:03:39 PM] Austin: OH GOD
[8:03:40 PM] Austin: CLEARING
[8:03:41 PM] Austin: COOKIES
[8:03:42 PM] Austin: CACHE
[8:03:46 PM] Kazumi: WHY WYATT
[8:03:47 PM] Austin: BROWSING
[8:03:51 PM] Austin: MAGNETIZING HDD
[8:03:51 PM] Kazumi: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
[8:03:54 PM] Austin: CALLING THE COPS
[8:03:57 PM] Kazumi: MY LITTLE BROTHER IS IN THS ROOM
[8:04:04 PM] Kazumi: YOU'VE RUINED HIS LIFE
[8:04:04 PM] Austin: OH GDI WYATT

 

[Fraxinus]

From the IRC channel of Want Midna Back. If it isn't obvious, I'm Vanadium.

TOPIC: G-G-G-GANONDORF~ (TWA)
[noparse][19:28:41] <+Vanadium> Err... what's with the topic? ;/
[19:29:06] <@m64m> buh
[19:29:11] <@m64m> TWA posted it
[19:29:15] <@m64m> or at least someone quoted her
[19:29:17] <+WatC4> no idea... besides the fact that our resident ganondorf lover got ahold of it
[19:29:25] <+Vanadium> Who?
[19:29:30] <+Vanadium> Is my rival?
[19:29:35] <+Vanadium> -_-
[19:29:37] <@m64m> TWA, TwilitAquaticMelody
[19:30:00] <+Vanadium> Well, let's just say...
[19:30:33] <+Vanadium> Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Gallium Nobelium Neodymium Oxygen Rutherfordium Molybdenum Rhenium.
[19:30:37] <+Vanadium> harrumph
[19:30:49] <@m64m> Is that your full name then?
[19:30:54] <+Vanadium> Lol, no
[19:30:57] <+Vanadium> take the symbols
[19:31:02] <+Vanadium> and spell it out
[19:31:09] <+Vanadium> throw some spaces in there
[19:31:28] <@m64m> hah
[19:31:32] <@m64m> I love ganondorf more
[19:31:40] <+Vanadium> *luV
[19:31:40] <@m64m> nice
[19:31:50] <@m64m> I haven't taken science in ages
[19:32:15] * WatC4 remembers when the WMB admins trolled TWA with Tingle
[19:32:19] <+Vanadium> Er, well, it kind of is true. The fact that if someone is more in love with him than I am, would have already committed suicide out of depression of not having him... ;/
[19:32:30] <+Vanadium> *they would have
[19:35:39] <+Vanadium> (...I scared them away?)
[19:36:14] <@m64m> hi
[19:36:25] <+Vanadium> hey
[19:36:28] <%Pudabudigada> Unless they invented the matrix in order to fulfill their love.
[19:36:52] <@m64m> Neobudigada
[19:37:02] <@m64m> Keanubudigada
[19:37:08] <@m64m> yeahhh
[19:37:17] <+Vanadium> heh...
[19:37:39] <%Pudabudigada> If I had the matrix it would be furry, not gannony.
[19:37:44] <+Vanadium> It's almost been a year since I had a dream in which Ganon made an appearance as a taxi driver. xD
[19:37:56] <+Vanadium> Ganon always appears in my dreams. Just in random ways.
[19:37:58] <+WatC4> wut lol
[19:38:04] * m64m sets topic to: Pudabudigada is the British Keanu Reeves.
[19:38:11] <+Vanadium> the thing is, I figure this TWA person fell for TP Ganondorf. That's irks me. Like, really?
[19:38:14] <+Vanadium> Kind of shallow, if you ask me.
[19:38:19] <%Pudabudigada> XD
[19:38:22] <+Vanadium> I fell for ALttP Ganon.
[19:38:23] <%Pudabudigada> @topic
[19:38:27] <+Vanadium> And it dominoed from there.
[19:38:41] <@m64m> Didn't he turn into a blue pig though?
[19:38:42] * Legendboy ([email protected]) has joined #wmb
[19:38:42] * ChanServ sets mode +o Legendboy for #wmb
[19:38:43] * MidnaBot sets mode +v Legendboy for #wmb
[19:38:47] <+Vanadium> Yes. I fell for the pig.
[19:38:49] <+Vanadium> Problem? xD
[19:38:55] <@Legendboy> Huzzah.
[19:38:57] <@m64m> No ma'am.
[19:39:01] <@m64m> Sup LB
[19:39:04] <+MetaMiek[COLORS]> Huzzah!
[19:39:05] <+WatC4> yo LB
[19:39:11] <+Vanadium> Herro, person who I have never met before. :>
[19:39:16] <+Vanadium> Nice to meet you. xP
[19:39:28] <@m64m> LEGENDBOY SAY HELLO TO THE NICE LADY
[19:39:31] <@m64m> o_o
[19:39:33] * MetaMiek[COLORS] is now known as MetaMiek
[19:40:50] <@Legendboy> Heyo.
[19:40:59] <@Legendboy> Sorry, I'm at two chats here
[19:41:07] <%Pudabudigada> I feel slow.
[19:41:29] <%Pudabudigada> I only just realised 'heyo' was a spanish joke. u.u
[19:41:30] <+Vanadium> Haha, I have seven different channels open, but this is the only one active at the moment.
[19:41:43] <@Legendboy> Yeah well...not really
[19:41:46] * MetaMiek is now known as Metamiek[omegle]
[19:42:01] <@Legendboy> Not intentional to be precise
[19:42:26] <+Vanadium> nerm
[19:43:02] <%Pudabudigada> If it was a Welsh joke it'd be 'Hechklo"
[19:43:04] <%Pudabudigada> [/noparse]

 

[A Link In Time]

[01:22:01] <Turo602> Make me
[01:22:33] Turo602 loves fart in a jar
[01:22:52] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> :O
[01:23:16] <Kalinka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAGlpcxbhsU
[01:23:41] <Kalinka> Stop trolling.
[01:24:13] Turo602 uses a fart in a jar
[01:24:49] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I don't understand Hindi.
[01:24:54] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Please translate.
[01:25:42] <Turo602> Well if you pay attention the translation will appear to be right where you need it to be.
[01:27:19] Turo602 hadoukens a fart at A_LINK_IN_TIME
[01:28:06] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> :$
[01:28:09] <Turo602> Now that's Hadou at it's full potential
[01:28:11] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I'm flushed.
[01:29:20] <Kalinka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_a9szeW8-A
[01:30:31] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Tihis is what happens when you talk to random strnagers:
[01:30:34] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> *This
[01:30:40] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> "You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hello?Stranger: hiStranger: asl?You: ?You: I'm sorry, but I'm only 11, so I don't understand.Stranger: age, sex . locationYou: I'm 11You: boyYou: I just live with my mother.Stranger: wereYou: I also don't understand anything about our world.Stranger: u mean wordYou: england.Stranger: ohStranger: so how u doinYou: Good.Stranger: in which class do u readYou: I'm in 2nd gradeYou: I was held back for being stupid.Stranger: 2nd grade meansYou: i don' understand sirYou: ?Stranger: wat u dont understandYou: "2nd grade means"Stranger: and say mam i'm not man i'm a girl of 18 years oldYou: Yes mam.Stranger: my name is jouly louis. u can say me 'jo'You: Oh.You: Where do youlive?Stranger: my birth place is china but i live in india 'mumbai'You: ohYou: Can you drive?You: just wondering?Stranger: y?Stranger: yap!You: cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo000000000olooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!You: I want to drive when I'm older.Stranger: can i talk to u in an adult wayYou: What do you mean?You: mamStranger: just call me "jo"You: okay joStranger: adult means talking about ur "*****"You: oh?You: what's a pingas?Stranger: i dont understand "pingas"You: no joYou: oh badword my sistter just peed her pantsYou: jesus it's over my faceStranger: i'm ur sister?whatYou: my sister just her pants on meYou: some pee went on my faceStranger: oh!You: yuck!Stranger: pee meansYou: ?Stranger: ohh! iunderstand itStranger: so u have sexYou: nooooooooooooooooooooYou: sex is bad!Stranger: y?You: my mother told me!Stranger: ur sister is sexy?You: what does sexy meanz?Stranger: sexy means hot and all .............go and sex with ur sisterYou: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckYou: my best friend told me sister are baaaaaaaaaaaad!Stranger: no sister are good.You: no!Stranger: i also have brother..he sex with me all nightYou: my best friend jimy told me his mother would kill him if he never did girlStranger: where is ur sister in ur roomYou: yeahYou: she is only fiveYou: but I'm a big bogYou: i mean boyStranger: so just call her and kiss her onlyYou: noOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: kises are not coolStranger: y?Stranger: no u r wrong every thing is start from kissStranger: a smouchYou: you mean like you kill your mum?Stranger: yaYou: woooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowYou: you wouldn't lie to me wright?Stranger: ya boyYou: coooooooooooooooooolYou: cooooco ocooooooooooolYou: aseemw!Stranger: ok tel me u even sex with ur motherYou: what mam?You: how come you type deferent than beforYou: ?Stranger: ok tell me what is ur ***** size??????????You: if you are a big girl you sure seem stupidStranger: u r not a boy u just **** offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff @@@@@@@@#######@"
[01:31:34] <Turo602> WTF is a strnager?
[01:31:44] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Disclaimer: "You" is not me.
[01:32:02] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Go to http://omegle.com/
[01:32:08] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Get started today!
[01:32:18] <Turo602> YAY!
[01:32:41] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> I'll buy you a bluetooth dongle if you do.
[01:33:25] Turo602 signs up
[01:33:46] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Sweet!
[01:33:51] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Meet my kind.
[01:33:55] <A_LINK_IN_TIME>
[01:33:57] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> #Rasputin
[01:40:34] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> Bump it!
[01:43:59] <@Locke> man... sometimes my Physics professor just amazes me.
[01:44:32] <Turo602> Well, I did teach him...
[01:44:51] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> What's up iwth all the mods/admins being enrolled in physics?
[01:44:58] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> What is this-premed or engineering?
[01:45:07] <@Locke> The world's least exciting carnival ride consists of a cloth sling (of negligible mass) hanging by a spring of force constant k = 215 N/m. Children sit in the sling and bob up and down slowly. How exciting ...
[01:45:37] <@Locke> Little Sally tries the ride. She gets into the sling, and, after Cletus and Carny gives her a bit of a push, oscillates up and down with a period of 1.77 seconds.
[01:46:04] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> v=2piR/(T)
[01:46:05] <@Locke> "Mommy, mommy, help, it's scary!" cries Sally. Her mother replies, "Don't worry, dear, you can sit on my lap and we'll ride together."
[01:46:22] <@Locke> Together, Sally and her mother bob up and down with a period of 3.64 seconds.
[01:46:39] <@Locke> Cletus scratches his head for a moment, then derives the mass of Sally's mother. What is it?
[01:46:55] <@Locke> lol
[01:47:13] <Turo602> But I don't want to be a pirate!
[01:47:25] <@Locke> profs that make their own problems are the best kind
[01:47:53] <@Locke> books can sometimes have some humor, but it's usually just because they overuse "physics books" as objects.
[01:47:56] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> "Cletus scratches his head for a moment, then derives the mass of Sally's mother. What is it?" WTF
[01:48:07] <@Locke> ikr? nice punline
[01:48:11] <@Locke> punchline*
[01:48:31] <@Locke> as if Sally's cry wasn't enough
[01:48:53] <@Locke> now ima go derive the mass of Sally's mother...
[01:49:04] <@Locke> because I'm not as smart as Cletus
[01:57:14] <Turo602> No not left 4 dead
[01:57:19] <Turo602> Just dead
[01:57:51] <Turo602>
[01:58:49] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> (H) I'm cool with that.
[01:58:54] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> See you later, alligaotr.
[01:58:58] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> *alligator
[01:59:04] <A_LINK_IN_TIME> RAWR!

Locke and Turo are on a roll!

 

[Ronin]

[19:46:30]<ShadowMetroid> Lol
[19:46:59] <ShadowMetroid> Dat random person
[19:47:27] <zelda_geek> Me? o.o
[19:47:36] <ShadowMetroid> Yes you! :V
[19:47:40] <Thareous> No.
[19:47:45] <Thareous> Bilbo Baggins.
[19:47:59] <ShadowMetroid> or my mom works too
[19:48:00] <zelda_geek> Is that my nickname now? xD
[19:48:04] <ShadowMetroid> Sure
[19:48:06] <ShadowMetroid> Mom
[19:48:07] <Thareous> Yes.
[19:48:12] <zelda_geek> Okay.
[19:48:26] <Thareous> By the way, I PMed Kybyrian
[19:48:33] <Thareous> Asking him to change your name
[19:48:41] <zelda_geek> Seriously? :S
[19:48:43] <Thareous> And by tomorrow you will be Bilbo Baggins.
[19:48:44] ShadowMetroid shrugs "So?"
[19:49:07] <zelda_geek> I decided to keep my geekness, so if tomorrow I sign in as Bilbo Baggins... I...
[19:49:25] <Thareous> Bwahahah.
[19:49:35] <ShadowMetroid> Holy (censored)
[19:49:36] <Thareous> It's far too late to keep anything.
[19:49:37] <ShadowMetroid> Marco
[19:49:41] <zelda_geek> Sure sure.
[19:49:44] <ShadowMetroid> My chan, now
[19:50:52] <zelda_geek> No really, did you? I have to sleep tonight so...be serious. o.o
[19:51:23] <ShadowMetroid> He trolling you bro :O
[19:51:41] <Thareous> Sorry, should I PM him back and have it changed to Bilba Baggins?
[19:51:49] <zelda_geek> Bilba.. xD
[19:52:29] <zelda_geek> No, that's all right. xD
[19:52:36] <Thareous> By the way, Shadow, I believe Zelda_Geek is female.
[19:52:53] <Hylian_Warrior> ?
[19:52:58] <zelda_geek> Correct.
[19:53:03] <Hylian_Warrior> hehe
[19:53:06] <Hylian_Warrior> u got it
[19:53:10] <Thareous> And yes, I was kidding ya.
[19:53:20] <Hylian_Warrior> hey wait a minute
[19:53:22] <Hylian_Warrior> wolf?
[19:53:47] <zelda_geek> I have no idea what kind of authority you have around here, Thareous... You spooked me for a second there. xD
[19:54:01] <Hylian_Warrior> ...
[19:54:03] <Hylian_Warrior> never mind
[19:54:40] <Thareous> I bear 0% of authority. I just like shoving my wait around as jokes a lot. ;J
[19:55:08] <Hylian_Warrior> (censored)!!!
[19:55:16] <Hylian_Warrior> i forgot one bottle!
[19:55:17] <Hylian_Warrior> DX
[19:55:34] <Thareous> *my weight around*

Tee Hee...

 

[Onilink89]

Again...adolescence FTW! Yes youngsters, most of you will experience this!

[19:25:53] <+Onilink89> it seems u enjoy your wifi huh
[19:26:02] <+Onilink89> dont let your parrents take it away =P
[19:26:09] <mandym287> Oh, haha
[19:26:14] <+Onilink89> or else, they have a daughter in rebellion
[19:26:31] <mandym287> I snuck onto ZD without them knowing at first.
[19:26:51] <+Onilink89> ah yes...the rebbelion phase...reminds me of my adolescence
[19:26:57] <mandym287> But, I have friends on here who I know in real life, so they were cool with it when they found out.
[19:27:40] <+Onilink89> i see
[19:27:50] <+Onilink89> still rebellion phase = fun
[19:28:02] <mandym287> Like, only two and a half more hours 'til the Great ZD Race, right? xD I just hope my items don't make me lose again.
[19:28:05] <+Onilink89> "don't meddle with my economic affairs momma"
[19:28:15] <+Onilink89> "don't meddle with my school affairs momma"
[19:28:18] <mandym287> rawr
[19:28:28] <+Onilink89> "don't meddle with my alchoholic affairs momma"
[19:28:34] <mandym287> oh boy xD
[19:28:53] <+Onilink89> "don't meddle with my sexual affairs momma" < worst part
[19:29:11] <+Onilink89> ah yes adolescence *flashbacks*
[19:29:38] <mandym287> I'll just say... nerm
[19:30:11] <+Onilink89> Heed my words, they will meddle with your nermfull affairs too
[19:30:25] <mandym287> :<