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ケンジ

僕は準備完了しています!
Joined
May 24, 2009
Location
Paranaque City, Metro Manila, Philippines
[23:33:09] <K4KING> =w=
[23:33:14] <K4KING> Purrrrrrrrrrrrrfect
[23:33:24] <athenian200> Did you figure out how to re-register your nickname?
[23:33:29] <K4KING> Nope
[23:33:42] <K4KING> And I don't care~
[23:34:13] <athenian200> You use: /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
[23:34:16] <athenian200> Oh, never mind.
[23:34:23] <athenian200> You're lazy, LOL.
[23:35:26] <K4KING> I really don't like to login everytime
[23:35:29] <K4KING> What's the use
[23:35:44] <K4KING> Either way
[23:35:46] <K4KING> No one is on
[23:36:05] <athenian200> Actually, there were a couple people on.
[23:36:14] <athenian200> But they stopped talking around the time you showed up.
[23:36:24] <K4KING> Guess they had things to do
[23:36:27] <K4KING> So now.
[23:36:32] <K4KING> =w= Nya~~
[23:36:44] <K4KING> One thing I managed to love
[23:36:47] <K4KING> Is the Japanese AoL
[23:36:58] <K4KING> When iw as small i played the US version of AoL
[23:37:02] <K4KING> So I know it's hard
[23:37:10] <K4KING> But when I played the Japanese version
[23:37:13] <K4KING> It's EASIER
[23:37:17] <athenian200> It is?
[23:37:35] <K4KING> One: The maximum requirement per level up remains either at 300
[23:37:40] <athenian200> Aren't Japanese versions usually harder?
[23:37:42] <K4KING> Say, I have lvl 1 Sword magic and Health
[23:37:49] <K4KING> When i level Up Sword
[23:38:11] <K4KING> I have to pay 300 again for Magic and Health
[23:38:23] <K4KING> The best part, i can keep levelling up the thing I love
[23:38:56] <K4KING> I managed to be a level 3 with 8 sword
[23:39:04] <K4KING> I forgot what I did with the health and magic
[23:39:10] <K4KING> I know how to dodgeenemies
[23:39:15] <K4KING> Not to mention annoy them
[23:39:17] <athenian200> That's pretty good.
[23:39:24] <athenian200> It was fairly easy to level up.
[23:39:25] <K4KING> best part
[23:39:34] <K4KING> By level 4 i',m maxed out
[23:39:44] <athenian200> In all stats?
[23:39:50] <K4KING> So whenever I get 4000 points(That's the maximum)
[23:39:53] <K4KING> Yes
[23:40:00] <K4KING> I get an extra life
[23:40:08] <athenian200> Wow.
[23:40:19] <athenian200> Sounds like that was just about the right difficulty level.
[23:40:26] <K4KING> So I can, say waste 2 hours away, and get 6 extra lives from fighting lizards that throw axes
[23:40:30] <K4KING> Here's the bad part
[23:40:39] <athenian200> Oh?
[23:40:46] <K4KING> If you waste all your lives, you'll revert back to the level with the same value
[23:40:50] <K4KING> I mean:
[23:41:10] <K4KING> Say, you have one life, and you have level 8 sword, level 4 heart and level 4 Magic
[23:41:12] <K4KING> You died
[23:41:25] <K4KING> So when you save, and continue your quest
[23:41:38] <K4KING> You return to the starting point WITH a level 4 heart sword and magic
[23:41:39] <K4KING> So.....
[23:41:48] <K4KING> that's the bad part
[23:41:48] <JuicieJ> ohai, K4
[23:41:53] <K4KING> Yo Jarjar
[23:41:57] <JuicieJ> check this out
[23:41:59] <JuicieJ> http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?22943-quot-Whale-quot-Not-a-Whale-at-All
[23:42:06] <K4KING> I knew it was the bad guy
[23:42:09] <K4KING> From the start
[23:42:15] <athenian200> I didn't think it was a whale.
[23:42:25] <K4KING> Jesus I was laughing at people when they realized I was right
[23:42:26] <JuicieJ> ath, you never really payed attention
[23:42:28] <athenian200> I thought it was a hairy monster.
[23:42:33] <K4KING> (At another zelda forum)
[23:42:34] <JuicieJ> K4
[23:42:35] <K4KING> XD
[23:42:40] <JuicieJ> We had reason to believe it wasn't evil
[23:42:43] <athenian200> What did you think it was, K4?
[23:42:51] <K4KING> It was a whale that ate zelda
[23:42:53] <K4KING> So what
[23:43:02] <K4KING> I assume it's a demon or servant to ghirahim
[23:43:04] <K4KING> Simple as that
[23:43:08] <JuicieJ> Ghirahim said that Zelda was snatched away
[23:43:08] <K4KING> Now enough of theorizing
[23:43:14] <K4KING> (I'm not good at it)
[23:43:14] <JuicieJ> So
[23:43:16] <JuicieJ> Yeah
[23:43:19] <JuicieJ> But I was wrong
[23:43:22] <JuicieJ> :D
[23:43:25] <athenian200> I don't really like it that much myself.
[23:43:33] K4KING takes picture of this convo
[23:43:33] <JuicieJ> What, the enemy?
[23:43:38] <K4KING> YES!
[23:43:39] <athenian200> At least not about Zelda games.
[23:43:40] <K4KING> FINALLY!
[23:43:41] <K4KING> HAHAHAHA!
[23:43:43] <K4KING> WOOO!!!
[23:43:50] <K4KING> Now I am complete
[23:44:02] <JuicieJ> greeeeeeeat story, tell it again
[23:44:06] <K4KING> I now have a new Random picture to add
[23:44:15] <K4KING> to my random convo collection
[23:44:21] <athenian200> !addquote <JuicieJ> But I was wrong
[23:44:29] <athenian200> LOL.
[23:44:38] <K4KING> Do eeet
[23:44:40] <K4KING> lol
[23:44:42] <K4KING> I jest
[23:44:48] <K4KING> I'm so enlightened
[23:44:49] <K4KING> Happy
[23:44:58] <K4KING> *is in fanboy mode*
[23:45:02] <K4KING> And I'm happy
[23:45:09] <K4KING> Did I mention I'm jittery and possible insane?
[23:45:17] <K4KING> yes I amz Inzane
[23:45:17] <athenian200> I kind of noticed that.
[23:45:18] <K4KING> Yez
[23:45:19] <K4KING> Heheheh
[23:45:21] <K4KING> Ahahahah
[23:45:23] <K4KING> WAHOOO!
[23:45:29] <K4KING> Not because of Jarjar
[23:45:29] <K4KING> No
[23:45:31] <K4KING> But because
[23:45:33] <athenian200> You've had caffeine, haven't you?
[23:45:33] <K4KING> jehehejejepj
[23:45:35] <K4KING> Np
[23:45:36] <K4KING> No
[23:45:47] <K4KING> Vocaloid + 3DS = *Insert fanboy*
[23:45:53] <K4KING> Multiply that with SS news
[23:45:55] <K4KING> AND FS News
[23:45:59] <K4KING> AND best day ever
[23:46:05] <K4KING> So now
[23:46:08] <JuicieJ> We got much and much of SS news today
[23:46:13] <K4KING> I'm insanely sane of the sanest sane
[23:46:24] <Kalinka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvk5lmeP-0 Could Duckie children survive this?
[23:46:45] <K4KING> I make sense in the most illogical reasoning of senses that could not be comprehended by the people of time and space
[23:46:46] <JuicieJ> DOUBLE CLAWSHOT, BABY
[23:46:48] <K4KING> And PIE!
[23:46:52] <K4KING> Not to mention CAKE!
[23:46:57] <K4KING> Pie pie pie pie pie pie!
[23:47:02] <K4KING> I make ark Look tame yes
[23:47:04] <K4KING> Yes yes yes
[23:47:13] <Kalinka> athenian200?'
[23:47:23] <K4KING> His mentlegen cannot compare to my irrationality and irrationality
[23:47:39] <K4KING> Give me irrationality and Irrationality with a side of smack me with a hammer
[23:47:49] K4KING pecks Athe's head
[23:47:49] <athenian200> K4KING is here. He's my best friend. Sorry I'm not paying attention.
[23:48:05] <K4KING> Wat
[23:48:37] <K4KING> *24 clock timer*
[23:49:04] <athenian200> I think he's going a little nuts, though.
[23:49:16] <athenian200> He reminds me of a kid who just had a lot of sugar.
[23:49:29] <K4KING> Nuts?
[23:49:31] <K4KING> I ain't Nutz
[23:49:35] <K4KING> I'm not a plant
[23:49:37] <K4KING> Not Food
[23:49:40] <athenian200> LOL.
[23:49:45] <K4KING> Well I'm fat so technically i am food
[23:49:47] <K4KING> to someone
[23:49:52] <K4KING> But that's not the point
[23:49:56] <athenian200> Hehe.
[23:49:57] <K4KING> Wwait, wat was my point?
[23:50:00] <JuicieJ> http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hpho...30478_125038904232514_426875_1602951374_n.jpg
[23:50:03] <K4KING> I lost my point
[23:50:06] <JuicieJ> Zelda got new duds
[23:50:14] <K4KING> My ball point pen?
[23:50:16] <JuicieJ> And, look, the thing in the background is what was on that golden SS cover!
[23:50:16] <K4KING> No not that
[23:50:22] <K4KING> My Pointy nose?
[23:50:26] <K4KING> With a british accent?
[23:50:27] <K4KING> No No
[23:50:37] <K4KING> Maybe a top hat that says Mentlegen with a monocle
[23:50:41] <K4KING> No non o
[23:50:55] <K4KING> Hrmmm I dunno
[23:51:05] <K4KING> I know!
[23:51:07] <athenian200> I thought your point had something to do with Zelda.
[23:51:15] <K4KING> Oh right yeah!
[23:51:22] K4KING points Sword at athe
[23:51:31] <K4KING> You have the point alright
[23:51:43] <K4KING> You DID say Zelda
[23:51:45] <athenian200> Yes, I see the point.
[23:52:06] <athenian200> Although that wasn't the kind of point I was hoping to see.
[23:52:07] <K4KING> Now what shall i do
[23:52:12] <athenian200> *gulp*
[23:52:14] <K4KING> Your Point?
[23:52:26] <athenian200> It's your point.
[23:52:34] <athenian200> You're pointing the point at me.
[23:52:39] <K4KING> What point?
[23:52:45] <athenian200> The point of that sword.
[23:52:53] <K4KING> I'm just pointing my point of pointy sword since you said my point was zelda
[23:53:01] <K4KING> Which is worth 67 or so points
[23:53:04] <K4KING> Maybe 64
[23:53:31] <K4KING> So I have a pointy sword worth some points to make a point at your point saying my point is Zelda
[23:53:34] <athenian200> It looks like your point is being made at swordpoint now.


You got the Point?
 

Katelynn

Flirtatously Flirty
Joined
Aug 13, 2011
Location
Texas
[13:56:51] <Katelynn> Super Muffin Bros
[13:57:05] <Katelynn> The Lengend of Zelduffin
[13:57:24] <+Sarianae> The Leguffins of Zelduffins
[13:57:34] <Katelynn> Metrouffin
[13:57:48] <Djinn> Kid Mufficus
[13:57:49] <Katelynn> Meguffin Manuffin
[13:58:06] <Katelynn> Muffin Kart
[13:58:26] <Katelynn> muffin golf
[13:58:30] <+Sarianae> But they'd get dirty on the road D=
[13:58:54] <Katelynn> And loose peices of themselves
[13:59:30] <Djinn> They become bran muffins at that point
[13:59:38] <Katelynn> ghiramuffin
[13:59:44] <+Sarianae> Maybe the powerups restore the deliciousness of the muffins
[13:59:48] <Djinn> No, that's not dirt and gravel...it's oats and fiber
[13:59:49] <+Sarianae> And Ghiramuffin = xDDD
[13:59:55] <Katelynn> Demon Lord Ghiramuffin
[14:00:09] <+Sarianae> Demon Muffin Ghiramuffin
[14:00:13] <Katelynn> ^
[14:00:16] <+Sarianae> He's a Demon Muffin xD
 

Tony

Stardust Crusaders
Joined
Feb 15, 2010
Location
Seasons in the Abyss [Minnesota]
Tony Fischer gives Keith power.
[8:13:46 PM] Destiny: Nah
[8:13:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: Awwww yeah!
[8:13:49 PM] Djinn: damn
[8:13:51 PM] Keith Richerdz: well
[8:13:55 PM] Djinn: should sell them autographs
[8:13:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: can I have your autograph?
[8:14:11 PM] Tony Fischer: You can have mine.
[8:14:14 PM] Keith Richerdz: nah
[8:14:17 PM] Keith Richerdz: I'm good
[8:14:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer takes away Keiths power.
[8:14:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: on second thought..
[8:14:42 PM | Edited 8:14:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: gimme yo autograph mo fo
[8:14:46 PM] Tony Fischer: No.
[8:15:01 PM] Tony Fischer: You have disobeyed your Powerslave.
[8:15:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: [8:14 PM] Tony Fischer:

<<< You can have mine.GIMME
[8:15:15 PM] Tony Fischer: You shall work nonstop labor for one week.
[8:15:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Then you shall have power again.
[8:15:40 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz plays song of time to go 1 week forward
[8:15:41 PM] Keith Richerdz: POWER NOW.
[8:15:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Build another pyriamid along the river one with a nice skylight y'know?
[8:16:08 PM] Keith Richerdz: ah
[8:16:11 PM] Keith Richerdz: I'm an Aztec now
[8:16:29 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer kills Keith.
[8:16:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz builds pyramid for Quetzelcoatl
[8:17:06 PM] Tony Fischer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxLR2_wSsc
[8:17:13 PM] Tony Fischer: Powerslave-Iron Maiden
[8:17:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: Quetzelcoatl - feathered serpent
[8:17:34 PM] Keith Richerdz: :)
[8:20:21 PM] Tony Fischer: Ahhh.
[8:20:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith.
[8:20:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Take my power,
[8:20:40 PM] Tony Fischer: Together we shall rule over this barren waste with my other followers.
[8:21:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: awwww yeah
[8:21:10 PM] Keith Richerdz: we like Hernan Cortes
[8:21:15 PM] Tony Fischer: No.
[8:21:17 PM] Keith Richerdz: when he killed the Aztecs in 1521
[8:21:23 PM] Tony Fischer: Wait yeah.
[8:21:33 PM] Tony Fischer: Hernan will come here eventually.
[8:21:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Smite him.
[8:21:37 PM] Tony Fischer: NOW.
[8:21:40 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz smites him
[8:21:44 PM] Tony Fischer: With lightning.
[8:21:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz uses lightning
[8:21:51 PM] Tony Fischer: And brimstone.
[8:21:54 PM] Tony Fischer: And and and...
[8:21:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz also uses brimstone
[8:22:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer runs out of breath.
[8:22:12 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer add some aresnic in there too.
[8:22:20 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz cackles with joy
[8:22:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: Quetzalcoatl...you are safe with me-eee
[8:22:36 PM] Tony Fischer: BTW.
[8:22:45 PM] Tony Fischer: I ressurected Mr.Rogers.
[8:22:56 PM] Tony Fischer: He is one of our gods.
[8:23:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Same with Iron Maiden.
[8:23:10 PM] Tony Fischer: M'kay?
[8:24:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer bulds four giant pyriamids with one huge one in the middle.
[8:25:07 PM] Keith Richerdz: okie
[8:25:12 PM] Tony Fischer: *one is a pyraimid for Sari, Djinn, Keith, and a bigger one for myself. The 5th is too Iron Maiden.
[8:25:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: awww yeah
[8:25:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Ah my kingdom...nay our kingdom.
[8:26:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz holds arms out and Quetzalcoatl perches on it
[8:26:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: yes my pretty
[8:26:10 PM] Tony Fischer: We shall accomplished he first completely perfect society.
[8:26:13 PM] Keith Richerdz: it shall be time
[8:26:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: time to smite the heathens
[8:26:22 PM] Keith Richerdz: throw them to their knees
[8:26:27 PM] Keith Richerdz: have them beg for mercy
[8:26:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: WE SHALL RULE
[8:26:35 PM] Keith Richerdz: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[8:26:40 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer walks to the top of the temple of Horris.
[8:26:43 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz breaks out into a wicked violin solo
[8:27:25 PM] Tony Fischer: "Horris and Orsis. I command thy to show me the future. Show me the next Iron Maiden album!"
[8:27:38 PM] Tony Fischer: * picture is shown*
[8:27:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer falls down to the bottom of the pyriamid.
[8:27:59 PM] Tony Fischer: This is going to be cool.
[8:28:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz has Quetzalcoatl save him
[8:28:17 PM] Keith Richerdz: yes my pet
[8:28:19 PM] Keith Richerdz: good work
[8:28:23 PM] Tony Fischer: Thank you.
[8:28:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: now he is in our debt
[8:28:30 PM] Keith Richerdz: hehehe...
[8:28:34 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer looks at Keith.
[8:28:43 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz whips out violin
[8:28:45 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith you are being dishonest to this community.
[8:28:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: I BRING MUSIC
[8:28:57 PM] Tony Fischer: You wish to destroy this fruitful land.
[8:29:04 PM] Tony Fischer: This prosperous land.
[8:29:08 PM] Keith Richerdz: Quetzalcoatl only brings peace
[8:29:11 PM] Keith Richerdz: I am its master
[8:29:16 PM] Keith Richerdz: teaching it peace
[8:29:17 PM] Tony Fischer: You wish to overthrow me.
[8:29:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: you are lying!
[8:29:37 PM] Keith Richerdz: I have been your loyal henchman
[8:29:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: to bring this land to its glory
[8:29:44 PM] Keith Richerdz: through the good
[8:29:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: and the bad
[8:29:52 PM] Tony Fischer: [8:28 PM] Keith Richerdz:

<<< now he is in our debt
[8:29:54 PM] Keith Richerdz: and you question my loyalty?
[8:30:04 PM] Tony Fischer: I do not question loyalty.
[8:30:12 PM] Tony Fischer: I question that statment.
[8:30:27 PM] Tony Fischer: [8:26 PM] Keith Richerdz:

<<< WE SHALL RULE
[8:30:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: together
[8:30:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: of course
[8:30:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: your paranoia
[8:30:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: it troubles me deeply.
[8:31:13 PM] Tony Fischer: I do not question I wonder.
[8:31:20 PM] Tony Fischer: But I trust thy for now.
[8:31:28 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz dips head
[8:31:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: thank you my Lord
[8:31:32 PM] Tony Fischer: You have given utmost faithfulness thus far.
[8:31:41 PM] Tony Fischer: You are worthy of being my equal.
[8:31:48 PM] Tony Fischer: When the time comes.
[8:31:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: come Quetzalcoatl
[8:31:59 PM] Tony Fischer: You shall take the 7 deadly challenges.
[8:32:06 PM] Keith Richerdz: there are sick children to allow to pitch the first ball at the yankees game.
[8:32:13 PM] Tony Fischer: XD
[8:32:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: lol
[8:32:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: I was having trouble typing that without giggling
[8:32:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz goes back into character
[8:33:14 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy seven deadly challenges. Thy seven deadly sins. Thy must conquer or thy must listen to Justin Bieber for thy's everlasting life.
[8:33:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: the seven deadly challenges...
[8:33:30 PM] Keith Richerdz: my Lord
[8:33:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: can you survive?
[8:33:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: the first task
[8:33:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz shudders
[8:33:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: do not listen to Iron Maiden for a year
[8:33:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: an entire year my Lord
[8:33:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Nye.
[8:33:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Nye.
[8:33:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: it is...impossible
[8:34:02 PM] Tony Fischer: That is blasphemous.
[8:34:10 PM] Tony Fischer: I have not even been able to do it.
[8:34:45 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy's first task is to resist lust. Resist the temptation of this young virgin. Thy complete this thy's challenges will come.
[8:34:54 PM] Keith Richerdz: well
[8:35:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: the virgin is playing magic; the gathering
[8:35:06 PM] Keith Richerdz: that task is easy.
[8:35:14 PM] Keith Richerdz: every guy has been doing it for years.
[8:35:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: look at her acne
[8:35:27 PM] Keith Richerdz: DISGUSTING
[8:35:31 PM] Tony Fischer: No.
[8:35:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: her braces
[8:35:35 PM] Keith Richerdz: FOUL
[8:35:38 PM] Tony Fischer: She is perfect.
[8:35:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: really?
[8:35:44 PM] Keith Richerdz: you like that?
[8:35:51 PM] Tony Fischer: I have created her in perfection you see nothing.
[8:35:54 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks at Quetzalcoatl, who shrugs
[8:36:17 PM] Tony Fischer: Your vision at her is but an image you believe. Look onward and see her true form.
[8:36:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: she...
[8:36:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: she...
[8:36:25 PM] Tony Fischer: *the virgin turns into a goddess*
[8:36:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz plays violin
[8:36:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slowly puts violin down
[8:36:59 PM] Keith Richerdz: she...is perfect
[8:37:01 PM] Keith Richerdz: my Lord...
[8:37:07 PM] Sarianae: What's going on?
[8:37:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slowly walks towards her
[8:37:12 PM] Tony Fischer: No!
[8:37:12 PM] Sarianae: o_O
[8:37:14 PM] Tony Fischer: Do not.
[8:37:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy must resist.
[8:37:21 PM] Keith Richerdz: I cannot.
[8:37:25 PM] Tony Fischer: For thy other challenges.
[8:37:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: but...
[8:37:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: her perfection
[8:37:32 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy must become my equal!
[8:37:34 PM] Tony Fischer: resist her.
[8:37:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz trembles
[8:37:47 PM] Tony Fischer: thy shall move on to become my equal powerslave.
[8:37:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz turns and walks back to Tony
[8:38:00 PM] Tony Fischer: And have a bigger pyriamid.
[8:38:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: Sarianae, I have resisted you
[8:38:08 PM] Keith Richerdz: umad?
[8:38:10 PM] Keith Richerdz: XD
[8:38:17 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer taps his foot.
[8:38:21 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae is confused o_0
[8:38:24 PM] Keith Richerdz: whaaaat?
[8:38:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: I'm here.
[8:38:30 PM] Keith Richerdz: I resisted the Goddess
[8:38:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: so
[8:38:34 PM] Keith Richerdz: yeah
[8:38:46 PM] Sarianae: I don't get the conversation I walked into
[8:38:53 PM] Keith Richerdz: me and him are becoming equals
[8:38:58 PM] Keith Richerdz: I have a god on my shoulder
[8:39:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz gestures to Quetzalcoatl
[8:39:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: and well
[8:39:20 PM] Keith Richerdz: I was to resist lust
[8:39:22 PM] Keith Richerdz: and you came
[8:39:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: it was tough
[8:39:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: but I overcame it.
[8:39:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: for I am worthy
[8:40:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer looks at Keith with a criticle eye.
[8:40:13 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz plays violin again
[8:40:50 PM] Keith Richerdz: this is a long look
[8:40:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: like...ridiculously long
[8:41:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer walks to the courtyard.
[8:41:07 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz follows
[8:41:12 PM] Keith Richerdz: come Quetzalcoatl
[8:41:24 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy next test shall not happen til morning.
[8:41:31 PM] Tony Fischer: GO to your pyriamid.
[8:41:34 PM] Keith Richerdz: can I have the goddess now?
[8:41:39 PM] Tony Fischer: No.
[8:41:41 PM] Keith Richerdz: damn.
[8:41:44 PM] Tony Fischer: She is pure.
[8:41:50 PM] Tony Fischer: you are not pure yet.
[8:41:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: darn it Saria
[8:41:56 PM] Sarianae: xD
[8:41:57 PM] Keith Richerdz: why are you pure already? :(
[8:42:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz sighs
[8:42:11 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith!
[8:42:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Pyriamid read the tests too come!
[8:42:34 PM] Keith Richerdz: come Quetzalcoatl. We shall win the Goddess' heart one day
[8:42:37 PM] Keith Richerdz: when we are worthy.
[8:42:58 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz goes into pyramid until morning
[8:43:07 PM] Tony Fischer: DAY 2
[8:43:12 PM] Tony Fischer: Wake Keith.
[8:43:16 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz lays up
[8:43:21 PM] Keith Richerdz: yes my Lord?
[8:43:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Sarianae come forth plox.
[8:43:28 PM] Sarianae: Yes?
[8:43:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz trembles at her sight
[8:43:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Please hepl me make a huge feast for Keith.
[8:43:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: resist...
[8:43:54 PM] Sarianae: A feast of what?
[8:43:55 PM] Tony Fischer: He must resist gluttony now.
[8:43:59 PM] Sarianae: Ahh
[8:44:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Sari.
[8:44:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Look deep in his mind.
[8:44:11 PM] Tony Fischer: What food he really desires.
[8:44:13 PM] Keith Richerdz: she will not find any
[8:44:16 PM] Tony Fischer: Give it too him.
[8:44:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: for I long for a single thing.
[8:44:26 PM] Tony Fischer: And he shall temble.
[8:44:33 PM] Sarianae: I see steak
[8:44:35 PM] Keith Richerdz: temble is not a word
[8:44:40 PM] Keith Richerdz: my Lord
[8:44:46 PM] Tony Fischer: *tremble.
[8:44:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: steak?
[8:44:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz trembles
[8:44:59 PM] Sarianae: steak
[8:45:06 PM] Tony Fischer: Heh.
[8:45:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Set the plate down please :)
[8:45:27 PM] Keith Richerdz: no..do not...
[8:45:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz shudders
[8:45:39 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae sets it down very carefully....
[8:45:53 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz watches the Goddess slowly
[8:45:54 PM] Tony Fischer: You must overcome this...you know that as well as I do.
[8:46:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks down at the plate
[8:46:16 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer looks on wikipedia for the other deadly sins.
[8:46:21 PM] Sarianae: xD
[8:46:32 PM] Sarianae: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Greed
[8:46:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer puts Powerslave by Iron Maiden on the stereo.
[8:46:48 PM] Sarianae: Wait let me think
[8:46:51 PM] Sarianae: I know these
[8:46:54 PM] Keith Richerdz: I don't see any food
[8:46:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: just saying
[8:47:02 PM] Sarianae: Oh Gando
[8:47:06 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer starts eating the steak slowely in front of Keith.
[8:47:09 PM | Edited 8:47:24 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae sighs
[8:47:17 PM] Tony Fischer: This is the greatest steak ever.
[8:47:20 PM] Tony Fischer: Juicie.
[8:47:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz feels sweat come down his temple as he watches
[8:47:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Tender.
[8:47:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slowly reaches for his fork
[8:47:45 PM] Sarianae: Gando
[8:47:49 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer slaps his wrist.
[8:47:49 PM] Sarianae: This steak
[8:47:55 PM] Sarianae: Is calling
[8:47:56 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz lets out a cry of shock
[8:48:03 PM] Sarianae: whispering your naaame
[8:48:11 PM] Sarianae: Did you catch
[8:48:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slowly picks it up again and puts it into the steak
[8:48:22 PM] Tony Fischer: *steak morphes into a demon and starts nibbling at Keiths nose*
[8:48:23 PM] Sarianae: A whiff of that luscious scent?
[8:48:31 PM] Sarianae: Tickling your nose
[8:48:40 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz trembles
[8:48:46 PM] Keith Richerdz: must...resist...
[8:48:51 PM] Tony Fischer: The test is done.
[8:49:03 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz lets out a sigh of relief
[8:49:05 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer walks to the temple of Horris.
[8:49:27 PM] Tony Fischer: Oh, Horris! Show me the next Iron Maiden album again!
[8:49:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz stands up, but not without stealing a glance at the Goddess before she leaves
[8:49:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer sees it and passes out.
[8:49:51 PM] Sarianae: NO!
[8:49:58 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz runs to Tony
[8:50:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer falls down and hits his head on the pyriamid.
[8:50:05 PM] Tony Fischer: That was cool.
[8:50:07 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae picks up Tony
[8:50:12 PM] Keith Richerdz: Quetzalcoatl!
[8:50:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer dizzly walks around.
[8:50:26 PM] Tony Fischer: That was pretty cool right there.
[8:50:27 PM] Sarianae: TONEH
[8:50:30 PM] Sarianae: BE REVIVED
[8:50:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: *Quetzalcoatl picks Tony and the Goddess up and carries them to safety
[8:50:32 PM] Sarianae: NOW
[8:50:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: *
[8:50:39 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae revives Tony
[8:50:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer bows at the goddess Sarianae.
[8:51:00 PM] Sarianae: Done
[8:51:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks longingly at the Goddess for a moment, then returns to his pyramid
[8:51:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer gives Sarianae a key.
[8:51:36 PM] Tony Fischer: This key is to the sacred chamber in the temple of Orsis.
[8:51:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: (Tony, I think I should make a story out of this lol)
[8:51:59 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae sticks the key in her hair as a hairpin
[8:52:01 PM] Tony Fischer: I am going to Keith.
[8:52:03 PM] Sarianae: It shall not fall
[8:52:19 PM] Keith Richerdz: how about through your perspective, and then I do it through mine? ;)
[8:52:20 PM] Tony Fischer: This Temple of Orsis has a key as well.
[8:52:34 PM] Tony Fischer: Actually Keith that's not a bad idea.
[8:52:44 PM] Tony Fischer: It will not be called Powerslave.
[8:52:50 PM] Keith Richerdz: I figured not
[8:52:56 PM] Tony Fischer: That is a story i have in the works.
[8:53:06 PM] Keith Richerdz: it should be called the Quest of the Deadly Sins
[8:53:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: or something
[8:53:15 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith..
[8:53:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Take a nap under that pear tree,
[8:53:24 PM] Keith Richerdz: Tony...
[8:53:29 PM] Tony Fischer: Rest your weary soul.
[8:53:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz takes a nap under the pear tree
[8:53:38 PM] Tony Fischer: Thy next test takes place.
[8:53:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz has dreams of the Goddess
[8:53:52 PM] Tony Fischer: You must survive gluttony and wake up.
[8:54:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slowly wakes up
[8:54:07 PM] Tony Fischer: I must insert these...these horrid demons in your dream.
[8:54:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz dozes off again
[8:54:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: (I think you mean sloth, not glutton)
[8:54:51 PM] Tony Fischer: Woops!
[8:55:15 PM] Sarianae: Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Greed
[8:55:21 PM] Sarianae: Is that last one Anger/Rage?
[8:55:29 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith if you do not defeat these demons or your life will be lost like the Ancient Mariner at Sea.
[8:55:32 PM] Tony Fischer: Wrath.
[8:55:36 PM] Sarianae: Aha that was it
[8:55:46 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz finds himself in a world
[8:56:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: Quetzelcoatl..I don't think we're in Tenochtitlan anymore...
[8:56:27 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer sings a slow but brooding rhyme.
[8:56:30 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven deadly sins.
[8:56:36 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven ways to win.
[8:56:39 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks at his shoulder to see a black raven on his shoulder instead of Quetzalcoatl
[8:56:47 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven holy paths to hell and then your trip begins.
[8:56:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven downward slopes.
[8:57:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven bloodied hopes.
[8:57:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven all your burning fires.
[8:57:13 PM] Sarianae: How many have been passed so far?
[8:57:15 PM] Tony Fischer: Seven all your desires.
[8:57:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: (2)
[8:57:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: (I'm on the 3rd)
[8:57:30 PM] Tony Fischer: *Dave Murray breaks out in an epic solo*
[8:57:34 PM] Sarianae: Lust and Gluttony be bested
[8:57:44 PM] Keith Richerdz: (@Tony, the theme should be this)
[8:57:47 PM] Sarianae: There remains the rest to be tested
[8:57:53 PM] Keith Richerdz: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp6QpMWaKpE&feature=related)
[8:58:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: (ok, on to the damn fight!)
[8:58:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks down to see an Aztec Spear in his hands
[8:58:57 PM] Sarianae: Wrath be approaching
[8:59:03 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz glances around to see the Spaniards arrive, riding on war horses
[8:59:09 PM] Tony Fischer: Wrath is last...
[8:59:12 PM] Keith Richerdz: ^
[8:59:16 PM] Keith Richerdz: I'm on sloth
[8:59:21 PM] Keith Richerdz: since I'm in a dream
[8:59:25 PM] Sarianae: With an Aztec Spear?
[8:59:25 PM] Tony Fischer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxLR2_wSsc this is the theme btw.
[8:59:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: I thought mine fit it better
[8:59:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: because of the simple harmony behind it
[8:59:46 PM] Tony Fischer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72QM-lg listen to mine.
[8:59:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Moonchild=-IronMaiden
[9:00:10 PM] Keith Richerdz: the theme shouldn't be hardcore
[9:00:22 PM] Tony Fischer: Continue plox.
[9:00:27 PM] Keith Richerdz: ok
[9:00:37 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz is greatly outnumbered, 100 to 1
[9:00:58 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz hides within the forest and awaits the Spaniards
[9:01:10 PM] Tony Fischer: Your dream is hell.
[9:01:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: Come at me bastards, I'm not afraid!
[9:01:19 PM] Tony Fischer: You are giving in...
[9:01:19 PM] Keith Richerdz: burning trees~
[9:01:23 PM] Tony Fischer: you must not fight.
[9:01:30 PM] Tony Fischer: Awake.
[9:01:36 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz watches the land catch on fire
[9:01:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz runs away
[9:01:50 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz watches flames shoot up in front of him
[9:01:58 PM] Keith Richerdz: this is a dream...
[9:02:02 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer is watching through a crystal ball.
[9:02:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: all a dream...
[9:02:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: wake up..
[9:02:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Engulfed in flames.
[9:02:10 PM] Keith Richerdz: if I die here...
[9:02:14 PM] Tony Fischer: The inferno is arrizing.
[9:02:16 PM] Keith Richerdz: then I'll wake up!
[9:02:21 PM] Tony Fischer: He is realizing.
[9:02:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz runs away from the flames towards the Spaniards
[9:02:46 PM] Tony Fischer: Do not fight.
[9:02:49 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz watches the flames engulf the Spaniards
[9:02:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Fighting brings death.
[9:02:59 PM] Tony Fischer: Desire.
[9:03:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Greed.
[9:03:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz backs away and feels heat on his back
[9:03:16 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz stops
[9:03:24 PM] Keith Richerdz: only one hope...
[9:03:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz lets out a scream as the flames engulf him
[9:03:44 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz eyes open
[9:03:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks around to find Tony looking at him
[9:03:59 PM] Tony Fischer: Ah he has awakened.
[9:04:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Good.
[9:04:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Nay Great.
[9:05:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: what is my next quest?
[9:05:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks to see the Goddess looking at him
[9:05:15 PM] Tony Fischer: Rest.
[9:05:26 PM] Tony Fischer: Rest peacefully young warrior.
[9:05:40 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz stands and walks to his pyramid, but not without looking over his shoulder at the Goddess
[9:06:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz falls asleep in his pyramid
[9:06:22 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae observes all quietly from a distance
[9:06:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz 's dreams are filled with that of the Goddess
[9:06:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Heh he thinks he can sleep after that.
[9:06:46 PM] Djinn: [9:06 PM] Sarianae:

<<< Sarianae observes all quietly from a distancebeen doing that for a while
[9:07:12 PM] Sarianae: Did you see me walk into this?
[9:07:18 PM] Tony Fischer: He will not survive ultimately but will win...of course if he died this would suck.
[9:07:41 PM] Djinn: nope, think I missed that part
[9:07:50 PM] Tony Fischer: U liek Djinn?
[9:08:10 PM | Edited 9:08:19 PM] Sarianae: In the middle of thisOn 9/16/11, at 9:36 PM, Sarianae wrote:
> What's going on?
[9:08:19 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz awakes, conscious of where he is
[9:08:29 PM] Keith Richerdz: it was all a bad dream..wasn't it?
[9:08:34 PM] Keith Richerdz: this entire quest?
[9:08:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer is in Keiths Pyriamid.
[9:08:39 PM] Keith Richerdz: It..can't be true
[9:08:47 PM] Tony Fischer: Walks over to the bedroom.
[9:08:50 PM] Tony Fischer: It was all true.
[9:08:57 PM] Keith Richerdz: no...
[9:09:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: I..
[9:09:03 PM] Tony Fischer: I would not concieve a great lie would I?
[9:09:06 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz trembles
[9:09:09 PM] Keith Richerdz: no my Lord
[9:09:22 PM] Tony Fischer: That's what I knew you would say.
[9:09:31 PM] Tony Fischer: You know this is real.
[9:09:33 PM] Tony Fischer: You do.
[9:09:40 PM] Tony Fischer: You cannot admit it however.
[9:09:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz sighs and leaves his pyramid
[9:09:48 PM] Tony Fischer: Fear creeps.
[9:09:50 PM] Tony Fischer: Fear crawls.
[9:09:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Fear devours.
[9:10:07 PM] Tony Fischer: You must engulf fear before fear engulfs you.
[9:10:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz can only manage a nod
[9:10:45 PM] Tony Fischer: I can control fear and look into your mind.
[9:10:49 PM] Tony Fischer: But I do not.
[9:10:59 PM] Keith Richerdz: fear is for the weak my Lord
[9:11:01 PM] Keith Richerdz: I fear nothing
[9:11:09 PM] Tony Fischer: You do fear.
[9:11:11 PM] Tony Fischer: I fear.
[9:11:17 PM] Tony Fischer: You fear as well.
[9:11:23 PM] Tony Fischer: You must control fear.
[9:11:31 PM] Keith Richerdz: we live, merely to die
[9:11:36 PM] Tony Fischer: No.
[9:11:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: there is no reason to fear.
[9:11:44 PM] Tony Fischer: We live to make legacy.
[9:11:52 PM] Tony Fischer: People tremble over my power.
[9:11:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: what does it matter?
[9:11:59 PM] Keith Richerdz: all we do
[9:12:00 PM] Tony Fischer: People in distant lands.
[9:12:00 PM] Keith Richerdz: is kill
[9:12:03 PM] Keith Richerdz: and then be killed
[9:12:13 PM] Keith Richerdz: it is a vicious cycle
[9:12:13 PM] Tony Fischer: They do not understand and neither do you.
[9:12:19 PM] Keith Richerdz: if war does not kill us
[9:12:23 PM] Keith Richerdz: then life itself does.
[9:12:25 PM] Tony Fischer: War pfft.
[9:12:32 PM] Tony Fischer: War is for the weak minded.
[9:12:42 PM] Tony Fischer: That does not happen here in this land.
[9:12:46 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks away, thoughts clouded
[9:12:59 PM] Tony Fischer: You fear what you do not know.
[9:12:59 PM] Keith Richerdz: I did not mean what I said my Lord
[9:13:15 PM] Keith Richerdz: knowledge is all we can hope for.
[9:13:20 PM] Keith Richerdz: and yet we have almost none.
[9:13:34 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer controls a lightning ball in his end and then lets it fade away.
[9:13:45 PM] Tony Fischer: There will be a storm tonight...prepare please.
[9:13:51 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer exits.
[9:14:01 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz nods and boards up pyramid
[9:14:06 PM] Tony Fischer: *meant hand not end.
[9:14:20 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz walks into the nearby pyramids, except for tony's, and boards them up as well
[9:14:37 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz stops in the Goddess' for a moment
[9:14:43 PM] Tony Fischer: Walks towards the temple of Horris searching for Sarianae.
[9:14:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz shakes head and then exits
[9:14:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Aw Horris.
[9:15:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Beautiful.
[9:15:11 PM] Tony Fischer: I'll enjoy this storm.
[9:15:13 PM] Tony Fischer: Lightning.
[9:15:16 PM] Tony Fischer: Flashing.
[9:15:17 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae continues to gaze from a distance
[9:15:29 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer let's lightning tear the sky.
[9:15:35 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz walks into courtyard and feels rain touch his head
[9:15:39 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer sighs.
[9:15:46 PM] Tony Fischer: I am a Powerslave.
[9:15:47 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks up to see rain pour
[9:15:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer walks into the Temple.
[9:16:21 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz walks to pyramid entrance but stops
[9:16:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: someone has been in my pyramid.
[9:16:41 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer starts to set up the ritual.
[9:16:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks inside and gasps
[9:17:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Sadly I must control this boys future.
[9:17:06 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz 's pyramid is thrown apart and destroyed
[9:17:08 PM] Tony Fischer: He must not gain my power.
[9:17:28 PM] Tony Fischer: My power...I do not want him to experience what happened to me.
[9:17:37 PM] Tony Fischer: They do not know my trials...
[9:17:38 PM] Keith Richerdz: (brb)
[9:17:52 PM] Tony Fischer: What happened to my...colony...my people...
[9:17:56 PM] Tony Fischer: Dead.
[9:18:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Bodies everwhere.
[9:18:10 PM] Tony Fischer: Misguided lightning.
[9:18:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer walks to Sarianae.
[9:18:44 PM] Tony Fischer: Tell me...
[9:18:48 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae slowly redirects her gaze
[9:18:49 PM] Tony Fischer: What shall I do...
[9:19:01 PM] Sarianae: Rise.
[9:19:16 PM] Tony Fischer: He...will make the same mistake.
[9:19:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks at torn room and feels anger consume him
[9:19:34 PM] Sarianae: He shall not.
[9:19:37 PM] Tony Fischer: Yes.
[9:19:46 PM] Sarianae: Yet he shall make his own.
[9:19:49 PM] Tony Fischer: Look at my past and the past Powerslaves.
[9:20:03 PM] Tony Fischer: The earlier ones were worse crimes.
[9:20:14 PM] Tony Fischer: But mine was basically genocide.
[9:20:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer lowers his head.
[9:20:53 PM] Sarianae: He must
[9:20:57 PM] Sarianae: Learn
[9:20:59 PM] Tony Fischer: I am the Powerslave...I...must save my populous.
[9:21:03 PM | Edited 9:21:13 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz leaves pyramid and overhears the two speak
[9:21:06 PM] Sarianae: No
[9:21:14 PM] Sarianae: He must do it alone
[9:21:23 PM] Tony Fischer: I killed my own people out of my rage. My POWER!
[9:21:41 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer lightning starts to slither across his hands.
[9:21:42 PM] Sarianae: Sarianae heaves a deep sigh
[9:21:50 PM] Tony Fischer: But...
[9:22:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Every one of my...ancestors did the same.
[9:22:04 PM] Tony Fischer: He shall do it too.
[9:22:06 PM] Tony Fischer: He shall.
[9:22:12 PM] Tony Fischer: Very well.
[9:22:32 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz lowers head without a word and heads back into his pyramid
[9:22:40 PM] Sarianae: Wait.
[9:22:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Sarianae Goddess of Wisdom... I thank thee.
[9:23:04 PM] Sarianae: You are required.
[9:23:16 PM] Tony Fischer: No one will die Keith.
[9:23:19 PM] Tony Fischer: Come on.
[9:23:33 PM] Tony Fischer: Do not fear your lord I will tell of you of my past.
[9:23:36 PM] Tony Fischer: My mistakes.
[9:23:41 PM] Sarianae: You
[9:23:42 PM] Tony Fischer: What you must avoid.
[9:23:43 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz comes out of pyramid and walks to him
[9:23:50 PM] Sarianae: Must leave him a sign.
[9:23:59 PM] Tony Fischer: Do not fear me prodigy.
[9:24:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer smiles.
[9:24:17 PM] Keith Richerdz: yes my Lord
[9:24:28 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz dips his head
[9:24:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Deep when this land was still called...Cyeptra.
[9:25:03 PM] Tony Fischer: I was your age.
[9:25:22 PM] Tony Fischer: My father, the current Powerslave, gave me the same challenges.
[9:25:26 PM] Tony Fischer: I got the power.
[9:25:33 PM] Tony Fischer: Infinite power.
[9:25:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Power I would not even use today.
[9:25:50 PM] Tony Fischer: I felt...in control.
[9:25:59 PM] Tony Fischer: Lightning.
[9:26:03 PM] Tony Fischer: I controlled lightning.
[9:26:27 PM] Tony Fischer: I intertwined the justice system with my loose power.
[9:26:37 PM] Tony Fischer: That system crumbled.
[9:26:46 PM] Tony Fischer: Prisoners sent to death without reason.
[9:27:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Father wrongly accused.
[9:27:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Struck down by lightning.
[9:27:21 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz 's eyes widen
[9:27:52 PM] Tony Fischer: I was basically said,"I accuse you! The punishment is death to all who live!" when my father told me that he would constrain my powers.
[9:28:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Now I was young.
[9:28:05 PM] Tony Fischer: A young fool.
[9:28:16 PM] Tony Fischer: I...
[9:28:25 PM] Tony Fischer: A storm plunged the land for weeks.
[9:28:39 PM] Tony Fischer: Lightning destroyed everything.
[9:28:44 PM] Tony Fischer: Crops destroyed.
[9:28:48 PM] Tony Fischer: People burnt.
[9:28:51 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks to the Goddess for confirmation
[9:28:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Worthless.
[9:29:01 PM] Tony Fischer: Tossed away like garbage.
[9:29:04 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith.
[9:29:19 PM] Tony Fischer: You have to understand this is the least of the Powerslaves crimes.
[9:29:25 PM] Keith Richerdz: you...
[9:29:28 PM] Keith Richerdz: you..murdered
[9:29:30 PM] Keith Richerdz: without reason
[9:29:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer holds Keith in placee.
[9:29:39 PM] Keith Richerdz: how...
[9:29:42 PM] Tony Fischer: How?
[9:29:47 PM] Tony Fischer: It's simple really.
[9:29:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: how could you ever do this?!
[9:29:51 PM] Tony Fischer: Becasue I could.
[9:30:05 PM] Tony Fischer: I was...my mind being twisted..
[9:30:08 PM] Tony Fischer: By the...
[9:30:11 PM] Tony Fischer: Underlord.
[9:30:19 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer droops his head.
[9:30:43 PM] Tony Fischer: ...
[9:31:01 PM] Tony Fischer: That was 6,763 years ago.
[9:31:19 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer looks at Keith right in the eye.
[9:31:35 PM] Keith Richerdz: there is nothing left to be said.
[9:31:42 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer senses the hate.
[9:31:42 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz turns around and strides away
[9:31:48 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer grabs Keith.
[9:32:04 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz backhands Tony by accident
[9:32:20 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer lightning erupts and hits a pyriamid.
[9:32:26 PM] Tony Fischer: Get out!
[9:32:30 PM] Tony Fischer: Now!
[9:32:33 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz runs away
[9:32:37 PM] Tony Fischer: Never return to this barrne land.
[9:32:41 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz runs as fast as he possibly could
[9:32:51 PM] Tony Fischer: Right when I was going to tell you my prophecy.
[9:32:59 PM] Tony Fischer: The prophecy of truth!
[9:33:05 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz continues running
[9:33:09 PM] Tony Fischer: Heh...
[9:33:16 PM] Tony Fischer: He couldn't handle wrath.
[9:33:33 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer strides away to his crystal ball.
[9:33:42 PM] Tony Fischer: He learned the hardest sin.
[9:34:01 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz stumbles and falls over exhausted
[9:34:08 PM] Tony Fischer: Sarianae...you think I was too harsh with that fairy tale?
[9:34:18 PM] Sarianae: No
[9:34:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz grabs the grass with all the strength he has left
[9:34:26 PM] Tony Fischer: It was pretty delicate.
[9:34:30 PM] Sarianae: It is brutal honesty
[9:34:54 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz slips out of consciousness, the Goddess his final thoughts
[9:35:03 PM] Tony Fischer: It was honesty about destroying the kingdom.
[9:35:15 PM] Tony Fischer: I didn't tell him that I was not myself really.
[9:35:25 PM] Tony Fischer: I mentioned the Underlord.
[9:35:31 PM] Tony Fischer: He used me to get my father.
[9:35:39 PM] Tony Fischer: And that's when it fell apart.
[9:35:51 PM] Tony Fischer: Just like that.
[9:35:55 PM] Tony Fischer: A snap of a finger.
[9:35:58 PM] Tony Fischer: Sarianae.
[9:36:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer grabs her hand.
[9:36:11 PM] Tony Fischer: Find him.
[9:36:15 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer smirks.
[9:36:38 PM] Tony Fischer: He will find out that it was a test.
[9:37:00 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz finally comes to
[9:37:25 PM] Sarianae: Who is it that I shall find?
[9:37:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Heh looks like he found us.
[9:37:55 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks upon the city, regret obvious
[9:38:15 PM] Tony Fischer: You surpassed wrath.
[9:38:22 PM] Tony Fischer: My father fed me the same story.
[9:38:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks at him, fear in his eyes
[9:38:58 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer touches Keiths forehead.
[9:39:01 PM] Tony Fischer: It's all right.
[9:39:20 PM] Tony Fischer: Us Powerslaves are capable of death and destruction.
[9:39:23 PM] Tony Fischer: We choose not too.
[9:39:51 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks beyond Tony, at the Goddess
[9:41:20 PM] Tony Fischer: Keith that story of wrath has been passed down.
[9:41:42 PM] Tony Fischer: You know the trembling tale of the first Powerslave now.
[9:41:59 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz nods, fear still evident in his eyes
[9:42:44 PM] Tony Fischer: People fear what they do not know.
[9:42:50 PM] Tony Fischer: You know me.
[9:43:02 PM] Tony Fischer: You know I couldn't do that.
[9:43:11 PM] Keith Richerdz: people change
[9:43:18 PM] Keith Richerdz: but
[9:43:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: I must trust your word.
[9:43:35 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer sticks out his hand.
[9:43:42 PM] Tony Fischer: This tells my past.
[9:43:50 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz takes his hands
[9:43:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer hands Keith a saphire.
[9:43:56 PM] Tony Fischer: XD
[9:44:02 PM] Keith Richerdz: lol
[9:44:07 PM] Keith Richerdz: that was like
[9:44:11 PM] Keith Richerdz: the first story malfunction
[9:44:11 PM] Keith Richerdz: XD
[9:44:44 PM] Tony Fischer: You understand me now?
[9:44:49 PM] Tony Fischer: Tony Fischer has truth in his eyes.
[9:44:51 PM] Keith Richerdz: yeah ;)
[9:45:03 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz takes the sapphire
[9:45:05 PM] Tony Fischer: I am your lord.
[9:45:12 PM] Keith Richerdz: I...do not see anything
[9:45:15 PM] Tony Fischer: You will bury me.
[9:45:20 PM] Tony Fischer: When I pass.
[9:45:26 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz 's eyes grow wide
[9:45:31 PM] Tony Fischer: Look into the saphire.
[9:45:39 PM] Tony Fischer: Cloesly.
[9:45:45 PM] Keith Richerdz: Keith Richerdz looks into the sapphire
[9:45:52 PM] Keith Richerdz: I see nothing
[9:45:52 PM] Tony Fischer: It show my birth, death, and my triumphs.
[9:46:03 PM] Tony Fischer: You are not ready yet then.
[9:46:46 PM] Tony Fischer: Your mind is a sea of madness now.
[9:46:48 PM] Keith Richerdz: I gotta go
[9:46:52 PM] Tony Fischer: Rest it then you will see.
[9:46:53 PM] Tony Fischer: :(
[9:46:53 PM] Keith Richerdz: we can pick this back up tomorrow.
[9:47:03 PM] Keith Richerdz: later.
[9:47:09 PM] Tony Fischer: I'll see you tomorrow Keith it's been great.
[9:47:12 PM] Tony Fischer: (y)
[9:52:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Good Rp thus far I think.
I hope you guys enjoy this. I thought it was pretty good. It was partially based off Iron Maidens song Powerslave but I am writing a story about that at a later date.
 

Siniru

Zoldyck family assassin
Joined
Aug 22, 2011
Location
Your Imagination... Is life real?! Am I real?!
[17:06:48] Nightwing: DUCTTAPE BATTLE
[17:07:24] DarkInFra-: YEAH!
[17:07:35] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:07:36] Kybot ducttapes all the loose partsies on Nightwing with rainbow Duck Tape
[17:08:20] Nightwing: !ducttape DarkInFra-
[17:08:20] Kybot binds DarkInFra-'s skull in bright red Duck Tape
[17:08:55] Nightwing: Lol
[17:09:20] DarkInFra-: ouch
[17:09:35] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:09:35] Kybot hangs Nightwing from the ceiling with spider web Duck Tape
[17:09:36] Nightwing: !duct DarkInFra-
[17:09:36] Kybot hangs DarkInFra- from the ceiling with spider web Duck Tape
[17:09:44] DarkInFra-: oh gross
[17:09:50] Nightwing: :T
[17:10:13] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:10:13] Kybot wraps up Nightwing's broken arm with heart pattern Duck Tape... feel better? :)
[17:10:31] Nightwing: Yay. I get a nice one!
[17:10:43] Nightwing: !duct DarkInFra-
[17:10:43] Kybot tapes DarkInFra-'s legs together with tyedye Duck Tape
[17:10:44] DarkInFra-: haha
[17:10:52] DarkInFra-: oh man
[17:11:03] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:11:04] Kybot ducttapes all the loose partsies on Nightwing with rainbow Duck Tape
[17:11:18] Nightwing: Ohh Rainbowy.
[17:11:34] Nightwing: !duct DarkInFra-
[17:11:34] Kybot ducttapes DarkInFra- to the railroad tracks with railroad style Duck Tape
[17:11:42] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:11:42] Kybot hangs Nightwing from the ceiling with spider web Duck Tape
[17:11:47] Nightwing: YUUUUCK
[17:11:58] Raidenson: !duct Nightwing
[17:11:58] Kybot ducttapes all the loose partsies on Nightwing with rainbow Duck Tape
[17:11:58] DarkInFra-: lol
[17:12:20] DarkInFra-: !duct Turo602
[17:12:21] Kybot tapes Turo602's legs together with tyedye Duck Tape
[17:13:03] DarkInFra-: !duct DarkInFra-
[17:13:03] Kybot hangs DarkInFra- from the ceiling with spider web Duck Tape
[17:13:05] DarkInFra-: hahaha
[17:13:15] Turo602: Why?
[17:13:25] Nightwing: -duct random guy
[17:13:28] Turo602: For all you guys know I wasn't here
[17:13:44] DarkInFra-: sorry turo
[17:13:58] DarkInFra-: !duct Nightwing
[17:13:58] Kybot uses slimy Duck Tape to stick Nightwing to the wall
[17:14:00] Turo602: lol
[17:14:06] Tavros has quit (Connection closed).
[17:14:33] DarkInFra-: lets battle nightwing
[17:14:45] DarkInFra- whacks Nightwing
[17:14:54] Nightwing: Fail
[17:15:03] Nightwing: ok
[17:15:13] Nightwing: !hit DarkInFra-
[17:15:13] Kybot smacks DarkInFra- viciously!
[17:15:37] DarkInFra-: !hit Nightwing
[17:15:37] Kybot smacks Nightwing viciously!
[17:15:51] DarkInFra- slaps Nightwing with a cow
 
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Tony

Stardust Crusaders
Joined
Feb 15, 2010
Location
Seasons in the Abyss [Minnesota]
[11:33:31 PM] Tony Fischer: 425 I am gong to guess our real name.
[11:33:33 PM] Tony Fischer: Steve.
[11:33:37 PM] 425: no
[11:33:44 PM] Tony Fischer: Bruce
[11:33:47 PM] 425: no
[11:33:50 PM] Tony Fischer: Dave
[11:33:52 PM] 425: no
[11:33:54 PM] Tony Fischer: Adrian.
[11:33:59 PM] 425: no
[11:34:02 PM] Tony Fischer: Janick
[11:34:04 PM] 425: no
[11:34:08 PM] Tony Fischer: eddie
[11:34:10 PM] 425: no
[11:34:14 PM] Tony Fischer: Logan
[11:34:15 PM] 425: no
[11:34:19 PM] Tony Fischer: Bob
[11:34:20 PM] 425: no
[11:34:30 PM] Tony Fischer: Mr. Burns
[11:34:33 PM] 425: no
[11:34:33 PM] 425: lulz
[11:34:40 PM] Tony Fischer: eric
[11:34:50 PM] Tony Fischer: Eric?
[11:34:53 PM] 425: no
[11:35:02 PM] Tony Fischer: Kenny
[11:35:04 PM] 425: no
[11:35:14 PM] Tony Fischer: Kyle
[11:35:16 PM] 425: no
[11:35:18 PM] Tony Fischer: Stan
[11:35:21 PM] 425: no
[11:35:31 PM] Tony Fischer: Damn you have no name.
[11:35:36 PM] 425: I have a name.
[11:35:42 PM] Tony Fischer: You are a code.
[11:36:01 PM] 425: I am a program.
[11:36:12 PM] Tony Fischer: Your name is DBE
[11:36:21 PM] 425: Lolz no
[11:36:22 PM] Tony Fischer: 4-D
[11:36:27 PM] Tony Fischer: B-2
[11:36:35 PM] Tony Fischer: E-5
[11:36:41 PM] Tony Fischer: 425
[11:36:48 PM] Tony Fischer: Your name is DBE
[11:36:55 PM] Tony Fischer: Your name is Debby!
[11:37:01 PM] 425: no...
[11:37:06 PM] Tony Fischer: Dammit.
[11:37:11 PM] Tony Fischer: Well how about Lars?
[11:37:18 PM] 425: Noz
[11:37:21 PM] Tony Fischer: Kirk
[11:37:35 PM] 425: Nope
[11:37:36 PM] Tony Fischer: Lucas
[11:37:40 PM] 425: no
[11:37:52 PM] Tony Fischer: James
[11:37:59 PM] 425: no
[11:38:07 PM] Tony Fischer: Well Damn 425.
[11:38:25 PM] Tony Fischer: Aldous?
[11:38:28 PM] 425: no
[11:38:35 PM] Tony Fischer: George?
[11:38:52 PM] 425: Now you're just guessing first names of authors of dystopias.
[11:39:00 PM] Tony Fischer: Crap...
[11:39:03 PM] Tony Fischer: Kevin
[11:39:08 PM] 425: no
[11:39:12 PM] Tony Fischer: Clifford?
[11:39:17 PM] 425: no
[11:39:20 PM] Tony Fischer: ...
[11:39:24 PM] Tony Fischer: 425?
[11:39:35 PM] 425: Yes
[11:39:49 PM] 425: But that isn't what they call me irl
[11:40:36 PM] Tony Fischer: ...
[11:41:32 PM] 425: You can't guess, can you?
[11:41:40 PM] Tony Fischer: Nope.
Me trying to guess 425's true identity. His real name is 425 for those who ask (I am guessing Steve).
 

zeldahuman

Graphic Designer
Joined
Feb 22, 2011
Location
Akkala
This didn't happen in the IRC or through IM, but this is hilarious.

So, Ruby Link is over at my house, and this happened:
*sneaks downstairs to make Chicken Nuggets*
ZH: Grab the Chicken Nuggets out of the fridge
RL: 'Kay... *gets the Chicken Nuggets*
*RL looks at the package*
*extremely long pause*
RL: Okay, if we make 24 CHICKEN NUGGETS!~ We'd have them in 5 minutes.
*we burst out laughing*
ZH: The way you said that was priceless... *grabs a plate*
RL: Okay, hold on, *starts pouring chicken nuggets onto plate*
ZH: Are you ********?
RL: ... maybe
ZH: *counts* There's 14 chicken nuggets here...
RL: *sadface* But... we... we wanted 24, thats only half of 24... we only get 6 each...
ZH: ... dumba**, 7, we each get 7.
RL: ...shut up, I knew that!
*RL puts the plate in the microwave*
ZH: Don't let the microwave beep, it might wake up my parents.
RL: Um, you try doin that.
ZH: Okay, give me that.
*Starts pushing buttons*
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEP
RL: ... epic fail. Microwave 1, ZH 0.
ZH: ...f*ck
*ZH points to the Sierra Mist*
RL: What?
*ZH points again, this time making random motions*
RL: Dude, what do you want? *grabs the Sierre Mist* This?
*ZH nods, point to RL, and then to Sierra Mist, then to self, and back to RL*
RL: Um... okay... YOU, want ME, to shove THIS, up YOUR...
ZH: NOOOO! Pour me some soda...
RL: Oh, well, you kinda made some weird gestures...



All this... for chicken nuggets. :lol:
 

~Mizuki~

ALWAYS LEAVE BOX 5 OPEN
Joined
May 9, 2010
Location
...Asgard
Gender
androgynous
This didn't happen in the IRC or through IM, but this is hilarious.

So, Ruby Link is over at my house, and this happened:
*sneaks downstairs to make Chicken Nuggets*
ZH: Grab the Chicken Nuggets out of the fridge
RL: 'Kay... *gets the Chicken Nuggets*
*RL looks at the package*
*extremely long pause*
RL: Okay, if we make 24 CHICKEN NUGGETS!~ We'd have them in 5 minutes.
*we burst out laughing*
ZH: The way you said that was priceless... *grabs a plate*
RL: Okay, hold on, *starts pouring chicken nuggets onto plate*
ZH: Are you ********?
RL: ... maybe
ZH: *counts* There's 14 chicken nuggets here...
RL: *sadface* But... we... we wanted 24, thats only half of 24... we only get 6 each...
ZH: ... dumba**, 7, we each get 7.
RL: ...shut up, I knew that!
*RL puts the plate in the microwave*
ZH: Don't let the microwave beep, it might wake up my parents.
RL: Um, you try doin that.
ZH: Okay, give me that.
*Starts pushing buttons*
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEP
RL: ... epic fail. Microwave 1, ZH 0.
ZH: ...f*ck
*ZH points to the Sierra Mist*
RL: What?
*ZH points again, this time making random motions*
RL: Dude, what do you want? *grabs the Sierre Mist* This?
*ZH nods, point to RL, and then to Sierra Mist, then to self, and back to RL*
RL: Um... okay... YOU, want ME, to shove THIS, up YOUR...
ZH: NOOOO! Pour me some soda...
RL: Oh, well, you kinda made some weird gestures...



All this... for chicken nuggets. :lol:

Just for chicken nuggets......wow thats like me when I talk to my brother*Mii channel music starts to play*
 

Big Octo

=^)
Joined
Jul 2, 2011
Location
The
[21:56:23] <Big_Octo> Running low on juice....
[21:56:39] Big_Octo slows down.
[21:57:00] <Wolf_Sage> lolwut
[21:57:03] Big_Octo stumbles, walks a few feet, and then falls to the groung.
[21:57:08] <Big_Octo> *Ground.
[21:57:22] Big_Octo crawls ten feet.
[21:57:33] Big_Octo starts slowing down to icnhes....
[21:57:35] <Wolf_Sage> Oh no D:
[21:57:41] Big_Octo stops.....
[21:57:47] Big_Octo looks up
[21:58:03] Big_Octo looks down as a tear drops from my eye.....
[21:58:23] Big_Octo ............................... dies.
[21:58:40] <Wolf_Sage> NEAUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I died...... from the IRC.
 

Siniru

Zoldyck family assassin
Joined
Aug 22, 2011
Location
Your Imagination... Is life real?! Am I real?!
This is on text messaging.

NW: Everytime you send a text message, you are killing bees.
My Friend 1: That bee text is so random! LOL!
MF2: ARE YOU £!£!"£$!$"% KIDDING ME?
NW: Stupid eco freaks....
MF1: I am thinking about getting that Zelda manga.
NW: What one?
MF1: OOT.
NW: Good for you.
MF2: B*TCH! -tosses in air-
Nw: YAY!
MF1: ...
Nw: I AM FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6
MF2: Great. NO FUN.
MF1: You sound like my maths teacher.
MF3: YO YOU MOTHE$£%%£$%^ B*TCHES.
MF1: Great. It is the teaser.
MF2: I AM OUTTA HERE.
Nw: Yay. Get lost eco freak.
MF1: Bee text... Bee text...
NW:...
 

Nicole

luke is my wife
Joined
Apr 9, 2010
Location
NJ
[8:14:51 PM] *** Wyatt has changed the conversation topic to "PERMA ****ING TOPIC" ***
[8:14:52 PM] *** Wyatt has changed the conversation topic to "PERMA ****ING TOPIC" ***
[8:14:59 PM] *** Nicole has changed the conversation topic to "PERMA FUPERMA ****ING TOPICCKING TOPIC" ***
[8:15:00 PM] Majora's Cat: ._.
[8:15:01 PM] *** Erebea has changed the conversation topic to "lol" ***

I don't know how that happened. ._.
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
Me - He looks freaking ridiculous...but that's part of the awesomeness. How I wish I could get in on MMORPGs.

Nic - Since he's a mage, he wears robes..

Me - I was talking about his skull more than the robes, but eh. I see all the equpiment you have is, more or less, high level gear. Are there caps on weapons' damage or do they rise for certain special weapons?

Nic - They have different enchantments and gems that might raise your intellect or whatever. Abilities count on the class. There are Paladins, Rogues, Mages, Priests, Warlocks, Druids, Warriors, Shamans, Hunters, and Death Knights.

Me - Death Knight sounds awesome, Paladin just reminds me of Hammerdins off of Diablo2...

Nic - Paladins freaking roll face in pvp. Literally I have 117k health on my mage and I can get like 3-5 shotted by pallys.

Me - So, basically Pallys are just like they were in D2. WoW would be a nice paid alternative to D2, and in any case they're both devved at least partially by Blizzard...

Nic - Yeh. The most over powered class at the moment is a mage. And I am a very very well geared mage. So it's awesome. Like, high DPS on here for anyone is about 20k dps, I do 28k+ dps.

Me - Overpowered in PVP or PVE? Because it sounds like you can get owned rather quickly as a mage.

Nic - Both. There is a big difference between PVE and PVP gear though.

Me - I would assume PVP gear is free, pre generated, and has fixed stats whereas PVE gear you have to work for it?

Nic - You have to work for both. You can run dungeons up to level 85 and get gear the entire way, while once you hit 85, it's all endgame badassical gear. You can get a thing from doing dungeons called Justice Points to buy 346 blue (rare) gear

Nic - I'm leaving a LOT of it out, but it would take hours to get the basis down for you.

Me - Makes me feel like an idiot, having to get the basics and all.

Nic Lozos Don't even worry about it. When I first started in WoW, I didn't know what the hell to do. :P
Me - I absolutely hate Bnet's description of a tank. Tanks are almost NEVER the leaders.

Nic - Well, in raids they are. There is the fight leader, and the actual group leader. There's a Main Tank, MT, and Off Tank, OT. MT takes the boss usually and the OT takes adds. Sometimes, there is the pain in the *** thing like a tank-swap where the MT and OT have to switch or the boss kills everyone else. Makes me rage when tanks don't do it right.

Me - Huh. I woulda figured there is only one tank, then you have support who mitigates damage, some unconditional damage and then you have two healers, three if doing an Elite Dungeon. But that is GW terms, so eh.

Nic - Well, for regular dungeons there is 1 tank, 3 dps, and 1 healer. For 10m, 10 man, raids, there is 2 tanks, 2 heals 6 dps. 25m, 3-4 tanks, 3-4 heals, rest dps. 40m raids, you get the point.

Nic - But tanks need to keep aggression from the boss or else the healer or a dps will end up taking aggro and being attacked. Not good.

Me - If healer takes aggro, that's a noob healer. Trust me, I am a noob healer and while I don't play WoW, I do know that, especially in elite dungeons, you shouldn't try to tank or even 'bide time' since if your team gets killed but you (the healer) is still alive, you can always rez your team and continue on.

Nic - Well, most dps and healers know if they start seeing a rise in % aggro from whatever, to stop. Most classes have an ability that reduces their threat for an amount of time. Usually, since my mage puts out so much dps, I sometimes pull aggro.. >.<

Me - Oh I see, so enemy AI has a gambit (priority) where its something like "Foe: Highest DPS > Attack" or something like that, possibly placed in the number 3 spot.

Nic - Well, tanks also have abilities to enrage and draw attention from things. So that helps.

Me - Decoy. Gotcha.

Nic Lozos Yarp ^^

Me - No, nvm, tanks are supposed to be party leader.
Usually, the 8-man party list looks something like this:
W/any] 100b SY tank
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Nic - In some of the things on WoW, I take on 15 things or so at once. And that's a small pull xD On my Tank Death Knight, I got 155k health unbuffed, with buffs and one of my quick-buffs, I got 203k.

Nic - And on that guy my max hit usually is about 45-55k. On my Mage, however, my max hit has gone over 100k.

Me - I recall you saying that enemy HP is usually in the millions or at least for bosses?

Nic - There are regular monsters, that their health can go up to 77k. Elites can go up to 103m+

Abdullah Kenerly o.o

Nic - Yeah, those fights last about 20 mins.

Nic - If you're lucky, (VERY VERY LUCKY) you might get it on the first try. Mostly you just end up wiping, and people ragequit.

Me - That's just the fight itself, not including time to get up to that particular enemy?

Believe me, I find wiping happening all the time. Usually ends up in me getting kicked, simply because I play on a laptop without a mouse and my timing is really off.

Nic - Well, the boss with 103m health is the opposite faction's leaders. (Alliance and Horde) and with those, you just pretty much walk right up to them. Although guards will try to stop you... lots and lots of them...

TL;DR My friend teaching about the ways of WoW, and me discussing GW. I play Guild Wars while he plays World of Warcraft, we're both addicted to the game we play and wouldn't give it up for school if we had a choice :3
 

korp

bagels
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Location
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Sarianae

Infinite Dreamer
Joined
Nov 21, 2010
Location
Storybrooke, Maine
Due to Djinn's revelation that there are no females on the internet, I realized one day that I was a bot. Then Locke the bot Skullkid and I proceeded to have a poetic conversation in our botdom.

[22:01:16] <+Sarianae> I am a bot now
[22:01:21] <+Sarianae> Mwhahahahaaaa
[22:01:35] <SkullKid> welcome to botdom
[22:01:53] <+Sarianae> Appreciate the welcome
[22:02:06] <@Locke> !poem
[22:02:06] <SkullKid> My soul is carried along
[22:02:06] <SkullKid> By the melody of Saria's Song.
[22:02:07] <SkullKid> With it, none can get lost,
[22:02:15] <SkullKid> So I play it always at any cost.
[22:02:15] <SkullKid> Filled with its rhythm, you can't go wrong.
[22:02:16] <SkullKid> I'll play with you if I hear Saria's Song!
[22:02:34] Sarianae sings Saria's Song
[22:02:47] <SkullKid> Have you come to play, Sarianae?
[22:02:54] <+Sarianae> Perhaps today
[22:03:00] <+Sarianae> Perhaps another day
[22:03:02] <+Sarianae> What do you say?
[22:03:11] <+Sarianae> Or will you go another way?
[22:03:22] <SkullKid> there's no other way
[22:03:58] <+Sarianae> Are you sure?
[22:04:22] <+Sarianae> Are you very very sure?
[22:04:52] Sarianae calls Skullkid with Saria's song
[22:06:03] <SkullKid> Your song is a lure.
[22:06:11] <+Sarianae> So it is
[22:06:13] <SkullKid> My excitement is pure.
[22:06:32] <SkullKid> Could this be the cure?
[22:08:18] <+Sarianae> I do not try to ensnare
[22:08:21] <+Sarianae> But find me if you dare
[22:08:42] <+Sarianae> Do you hear the melody in the air?
[22:09:30] <SkullKid> Your melody proves you care
[22:09:41] <SkullKid> If I find you there
[22:09:43] <SkullKid> We'd be such a pair!
[22:12:28] <+Sarianae> I shall be listening for when you are near
[22:13:42] <SkullKid> I'm here! Hear! Hear!
[22:13:58] <+Sarianae> I shall be listening as you near
[22:14:08] <+Sarianae> With my forest-tuned ear
[22:14:13] <+Sarianae> As I await you here

Heh, it was fun. xD

::EDIT::

Another rhyme, another day.

[15:26:46] <+Sarianae> Skullkid, skullkid
[15:26:51] <+Sarianae> Here dawns a new day
[15:26:57] <+Sarianae> Do not be lead astray
[15:27:07] <+Sarianae> As you come to find your way
[15:41:36] <SkullKid> Hark! A voice as I lay
[15:41:52] <SkullKid> The sound is far, only a whisper
[15:42:01] <SkullKid> A door ajar - oh, how I missed her!
[15:42:06] <SkullKid> Open, as I set out
[15:42:12] <SkullKid> A joyous scout
[15:52:10] <+Sarianae> Oh wandering vagabond, beware
[15:52:20] <+Sarianae> Whispering voices upon the air
[15:52:37] <+Sarianae> May draw you to a wayward lair
[16:03:54] <SkullKid> I dare a snare to tear at my care
[16:04:01] <SkullKid> I know what I might find there:
[16:04:13] <SkullKid> Beasts, bogeys - behemoth if I'm wrong
[16:04:21] <SkullKid> But none can silence the purest song
[16:24:14] <+Sarianae> Watch the shadows upon the paths you tread
[16:24:24] <+Sarianae> Check every track for signs you need read
[16:24:31] <+Sarianae> For here is a warning I suggest you heed:
[16:24:38] <+Sarianae> Avoid the lure of mischief upon any wandering steed
[16:24:48] <+Sarianae> And among the wicked whispers that entice a devious deed
[16:24:54] <+Sarianae> May this purest of melodies take the lead
[16:30:58] <SkullKid> Continue I must
[16:31:03] <SkullKid> I know who to trust.
[16:31:08] <SkullKid> I wish no delay
[16:31:18] <SkullKid> Except, perhaps, to stop and play
[16:41:08] <+Sarianae> Oh, Skullkid, Skullkid
[16:41:14] <+Sarianae> Why must you stop and play?
[16:41:20] <+Sarianae> Arrive and you may play all day
[16:41:26] <+Sarianae> I beckon you hither, you must be on your way
[16:41:33] <+Sarianae> Do not lose sight of your goal
[16:41:38] <+Sarianae> Oh do not slip into a hole
[16:41:48] <+Sarianae> For there may be a monstrously moon-sized toll
[16:41:54] <+Sarianae> Only hear this melody that summons your soul
[17:11:38] <SkullKid> You counsel me to be wary
[17:11:56] <SkullKid> Yet a hole may contain a fairy
[17:12:04] <SkullKid> I wish to play, I do, I do
[17:12:21] <SkullKid> When exhausted, I can begin anew
[17:12:30] <SkullKid> But without your tune it's not the same
[17:12:43] <SkullKid> If I could find you, we'd play a better game.
[17:12:53] <SkullKid> Can't I do both? Or would logic be loath?
[17:33:06] <+Sarianae> A hole may contain a fairy or two
[17:33:13] <+Sarianae> Or deviate to a second world all anew
[17:33:19] <+Sarianae> Oh seeker of pleasure, if only you knew
[17:33:26] <+Sarianae> If you dally away and ruined be lay
[17:33:33] <+Sarianae> Singing alone, what am I to do?



And now for a cameo appearance from Arky and Rhyming friends xD

[16:32:04] <+arkvoodle> One day, I will rhyme
[16:32:24] <+arkvoodle> Just like once upon a time
[16:32:28] <+arkvoodle> In the days when I could rhyme
[16:32:39] <+arkvoodle> I would sing and dance and eat underpants
[16:32:52] <+arkvoodle> Such was life!
[16:33:04] <+arkvoodle> But not anymore! They've closed the door!
[16:33:13] <+arkvoodle> And now I cannot...rhyme...
[16:34:05] <+arkvoodle> If I could cry I wouldn't lie, I would simply dance in the rain! The glorious mist, rage's pure fist, and pain!
[16:34:26] <+arkvoodle> Tears of laughter, tears of fear, dancing ants and Key Key!

[16:36:34] <+arkvoodle> Oh. It's time for tea
[16:36:38] <Keyari> Tea!!!
[16:36:51] <Keyari> I love tea!
[16:36:54] <Keyari> Tea>Coffeee
[16:36:56] arkvoodle pours tea
[16:37:00] <SinkingBadges> BY GOLLY
[16:37:00] <Josie> Ki Ki,stop by Walmart and buy me
[16:37:00] <Sabel27> TEA TEA TEA
 
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Xinnamin

Mrs. Austin
Joined
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Location
clustercereal
Talking about Shadow Temple...

[10:49:08 PM] Locke: okay.... I forgot how to get to the graveyard from the temple o.o
[10:49:14 PM] Xinn: wat
[10:49:19 PM] Axle the Beast: ...
[10:49:27 PM] Xinn: from the Shadow Temple?
[10:49:29 PM] Axle the Beast: Like find your way back to the entrance or...?
[10:49:31 PM] Xinn: Isn't it right bloody outside?
[10:49:32 PM] Axle the Beast: From outside the Temple?
[10:49:35 PM] Todo: Play the Nocturne of Shadow.
[10:49:38 PM] Locke: nah I just killed myself to do that
[10:49:43 PM] Axle the Beast: Run to the balcony and jump off it.
[10:49:49 PM] Axle the Beast: Boom graveyard.
[10:49:52 PM] Locke: I'm at the nocturne platform. I forgot how to jump high enough to get over the fence
[10:49:59 PM] Axle the Beast: ...
[10:50:00 PM] Xinn: ...
[10:50:02 PM] Axle the Beast: Climb on top of it.
[10:50:04 PM] Locke: lol
[10:50:06 PM] Axle the Beast: And jump off.
[10:50:07 PM] CalebSimpson: or backflip
[10:50:11 PM] Locke: hence the "o.o"
[10:50:14 PM] Locke: backflip didn't work
[10:50:21 PM] Axle the Beast: You're Adult Link right?
[10:50:21 PM] Xinn: climb on it then
[10:50:21 PM] Locke: that's what I was trying. climbing does though
[10:50:26 PM] CalebSimpson: prelude of light then
[10:50:27 PM] Todo: [10:49 PM] Locke:

<<< I'm at the nocturne platform. I forgot how to jump high enough to get over the fenceStand in front of it.
Press "up". Climb on fence. Jump over other side.
[10:50:27 PM] Xinn: lol
 

~Mizuki~

ALWAYS LEAVE BOX 5 OPEN
Joined
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Location
...Asgard
Gender
androgynous
<Josie> wheres my Pokemone
<athenian200> That's too goofy! xD
<Keyari> Oh yeah, I'll get that to you Josie
DekuTurk is a Cyndaquil in disguise o.o
DekuTurk fled.
<Josie> Pokemone<= lol
<Josie> WHO WANTS A POKEMONE
<Keyari> ME@
<Josie> okay here you go *hands over a Pokemone*
<Keyari> YAY1
<Keyari> *!
<@Locke> I like Pokemone
<@Locke> My favorite is Mudkipe
<@Locke> scratch that. Absole
<Keyari> Mudkip for 10 hours. I would die
<SinkingBadges> Charmanderp is my fave.
<@Locke> no, it's charmandere
<athenian200> As far as my favorite to use... probably Starmie.
<@Locke> every word is better with an 'e' a the end.
<athenian200> And Alakazam.
<@Locke> <<<
<SinkingBadges> Nah, I like Charmanderp better.
<athenian200> From 1st gen.
<Josie> since you all liek Pokemone here's some
<Abbey> oh my.
<@Locke> hitmonleee
<Abbey> bellsprout
<Josie> POKEMONES FOR SALE
<SinkingBadges> Bellsproute
<Abbey> ^
<Abbey> fine.
<@Locke> DUZ U HAZ A BELDUME?
<Abbey> I DONT GOTS NO BELDUME. JOSIE, GIMME ONE.
<Josie> yes want one
<Josie> I have 300
<Abbey> D:
<Josie> so here *hands over*
<@Locke> ^.^
<Abbey> what kind of shampoo does beldume need?
<Josie> Starwerrbies
<Abbey> ah.
<Abbey> gotcha.
<Keyari> lol
<Josie> and wereswerrbies
<Abbey> oh dear.
<Abbey> i must leave you all now.
<Josie> here's grain napple

I lol'd so hard I couldn't breathe
 

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