I don't ship much, actually. I mean, I do, but they're not so out-of-whack like some of the demented ships I've seen really scary art for on deviantART. I mean, first thing's first... if you're going to make a fanship, at least have it make sense. I mean, characters who hate each other... yeah, that's not going to work out. #petpeeves
I'm typically a ZeLinker (if you don't know, that's...
Link x Zelda), because I think the crossover through social classes is kind of cute. And most-likely a forbidden kind of romance that could definitely keep them from actually pairing up in most of the games where Zelda is a fully-fledged princess and Link is just your typical commoner. Somewhat a
Romeo and Juliet kind of thing, hahaha. There are a few exceptions for particular games, where I think Link (or Zelda) should be paired with someone else--namely
Link x Midna in
Twilight Princess, but that is also another ship that I find touching in the same sense that they really can't be together, though there is definitely some sort of emotion there, which could be further implied by the fan's [typically greatly disturbed] imagination.
Ilia x Epona is a hot ship. Totes. I love Lawrencium (Locke) for finally writing that up for April Fools' Day. <3
Cawlin x Phoeni because Cawlin was a bully and doesn't deserve anything better than to be caressed in his sleep by a disembodied hand ghost who has a fetish for toilet paper.
Scrapper x Fi because so freaking adorable. Like Lutetium (Shadsie) said, it really reminded me of Wall•E and Eve in a bizarre kind of way. Which is actually really coincidental, because long before
Skyward Sword was released, I already associated Fi with Eve. So I was making Fi x Wall•E jokes. And then I met Scrapper and I was like "omg, holy crap, they're perfect!" <3
Lord Ghirahim x Lady Gaga because inside jokes. I don't care if Lady Gaga isn't a Zelda character. She very well could be.
It was initially because they're both creepy and flamboyant, and teehee,
Lady and
Lord... but then I realized they could, like, switch gender-roles and... xtrusion delusion, so hilarious. x)
Hylia x Demise because illogically hilarious. Half mockery of the rabid fangirls who make even scarier ships, half "What if Demise isn't really evil, just heart-broken?", this is kind of just for kicks and giggles. And to act as an exception to my pet peeve.
Medli x Komali because adorable.
I feel like I am forgetting a few. And...why are the majority of these
Skyward Sword ships? Maybe Nintendo just did a spectacular job at characterization in that installment or something... ;/
Oh! I knew I was forgetting one! Ganon x Amanda (Lol, that's not it...)
...I still
know I'm forgetting some. Why can't I recall? Rats. I guess I'll just resort to editing this here post if they suddenly come to me... =/