Yes. I love pants.
My favorite pants are dress pants. Some may call me a jockey for wearing them, however, they are very comfortable and produce the aura of a pimp I like to project.
Something like this dude jamming to his iPod music:
I despise shorts. They expose too much of the human body. Women seem to flout themselves about as sex objects when they done short shorts. It's absolutely disgusting and scoeity is doing nothing to combat this fashion trend.
These types of pants are way too revealing:
Dress pants are personally alright but I was never too comfortable in a gentleman's outfit. That's a custom of the old world that certainly needs to be disposed of. Nevertheless hipsters are born in these pants so wearing them once in awhile certainly can't be bad.
Due to societal perceptions and especially due to the immaturity of most humans, the general populace is compelled to wear pants. Sorry Big Octo but your counterfriction won't stop the machine this time around.