You are aware that reviewers are just people giving their opinions, right? Their word isn't magically law. I also guarantee you that the fact that TP was a Zelda game played a roll in all those perfect scores. Just look at Darksiders for an example. It's a good game -- debatable whether or not it's better than TP -- but also a heavily flawed one, and it got the critical reception one would most likely expect it to get. And not surprisingly. There was no prior nostalgia to live off of going into it, unlike with TP. You're talking to a guy who initially praised TP left and right after playing it for the first time, as well as a guy who once said SS was the best Zelda (and no longer does). I know what it's like to go into a Zelda game and have a sort of honeymoon phase due to being such a huge fan, letting personal feelings get in the way rather than looking at things from a distance. You can't just dismiss me because I don't work for IGN, Machinima, or some other big name company. That's shallow and unreasonable, and in all honesty, somewhat laughable.
I also don't claim that TP is the worst in the series, just one of the worst. That also doesn't automatically mean I hate the game, nor does it mean I consider it to be poor. I even made a frickin' thread praising its strengths. Or did you forget about that already?
