Corrupt a wish!

[Naga]

Granted but you die fighting the red lantern thingies

I wish my invincible bionic ninja kitten only ate catnip.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it is only abc catnip.

I Wish I was a pilot.

 

[Naga]

Granted but you stall your plane on takeoff and thus crash it

I wish there was no such thing as homework

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, it is now known as "schoolwork that you are required to do in your own private domicile, or, failing that, any location you find yourself in after school hours." And you have to say the whole thing every time you refer to it.

I wish I was one of Zorc's pals.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you soon find it isn't all you hoped it would be.

I wish I had $7.5 trillion.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the entire world's economy collapses because you hoard that much money.

I wish the human species wasn't so stupid and violent.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, the human species is now called the cumin species. They are stupid and violent.

I wish I could successfully steal and subsequently sell 400 pounds of moon rocks.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you end up obliterating MM moon, and those rocks can't be taken out of the game.

I wish Time would stand still.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you are frozen forever.

I wish the world would end.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted,
But it begins again where it left off.


I wish I wasn't myself.

 

[Kupsacker]

Granted,
but you've become Justin Bieber.

I wish I could be a spaceman.

 

[chrisplushado]

granted, but you're black.
I wish to get the part of Seymour in my school's production of "Little Shop of Horrors" and NAIL it!

 

[The Joker]

Granted but now you're a giant Alien plat till the day you die.

I wish I was Luke Skywalker

 

[Naga]

Granted but we can't give you a perfect replacement hand after Darth Vader cuts it off because technology isn't that advanced yet and the hand you get can't feel anything with it

I wish for a milkshake

 

[chrisplushado]

granted, but the factory you got the milk from was very shady and the cow's teets were bleeding while she was being milked, they decided it would be best to make the milkshake strawberry flavored, so that they could say that they didn't use any artificial color.
I wish my watermelon didn't have any seeds