Granted, but I do not know what they are so the wish gets cancelled.
If I go back in time and kill myself as a baby, I never would have grown up, which means I wouldn't be able to go back in time to kill myself. This means I would still be alive, so I *would* grow up, and go back in time to kill myself.
It goes in a circle.
A. You are stuck in a temporal loop that never ends and the strain causes you immense physical and psychological pain.
B. You stay exactly as you are but are permanently separated from the flow of time. You are unable to return to your own time, be seen or noticed by anyone, and cannot commit to any period of time without being forced out of it. Your ability to interact with anything physical diminishes rapidly until you are unable to even touch your own body (though movement itself is still possible), and you cannot age. Without the ability to interact with your own body or any matter, you cannot be killed either.
I wish we could get announcements for a Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 and Metroid: Other M 2 soon.
Okay but they become really horny and Legend of Korra turns into an adult-rated, direct-to-video series you can't buy until you're 18. Also it has no plot anymore.
I wish I could easily get through my deviantART notification backlog.