Corrupt a wish!

[Dan]

Granted!

But the perfect women gets killed by your ex 5 minutes later !

I wish fish could talk

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted. But they will never shut up.

I wish I was a professional paintball player.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then you develop amnesia and forget how to play.

I wish I had a door.

 

[Dan]

Granted but the door leads to a world full of People that want to lick your armpits forever.

I wish I had a wish that wouldn't get corrupt.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you die from excitement before the wish is officially granted.

I wish for more Ren and Stimpy.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but I do not know what they are so the wish gets cancelled.

If I go back in time and kill myself as a baby, I never would have grown up, which means I wouldn't be able to go back in time to kill myself. This means I would still be alive, so I *would* grow up, and go back in time to kill myself.
It goes in a circle.

I WISH FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO FIGURE THAT OUT!

 

[DeletedUser9]

A. You are stuck in a temporal loop that never ends and the strain causes you immense physical and psychological pain.

B. You stay exactly as you are but are permanently separated from the flow of time. You are unable to return to your own time, be seen or noticed by anyone, and cannot commit to any period of time without being forced out of it. Your ability to interact with anything physical diminishes rapidly until you are unable to even touch your own body (though movement itself is still possible), and you cannot age. Without the ability to interact with your own body or any matter, you cannot be killed either.



I wish we could get announcements for a Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 and Metroid: Other M 2 soon.

 

[JuicieJ]

I wish we could get announcements for a Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 and Metroid: Other M 2 soon.

You die 5 minutes before they're announced.

I wish for everyone to agree that SS is the best Zelda game.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but you die for getting everyone to agree to something that isn't true.

I WISH THE NEW LEGEND OF KORRA WOULD COME OUT ALREADY

 

[DeletedUser9]

Okay, but Amon is actually Aang and Korra hooks up with Tenzin.

I wish that the next season of Korra doesn't take a long time to be made.

 

[JuicieJ]

Okay, but Amon is actually Aang and Korra hooks up with Tenzin.

I wish that the next season of Korra doesn't take a long time to be made.

The next season sucks due to it being rushed.

I wish to come back to life after dying from my last wish.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted but you come back in a vegetative state. Forever.

I wish that Korra would hook up with Bolin, not Mako.

 

[DeletedUser9]

Okay but they become really horny and Legend of Korra turns into an adult-rated, direct-to-video series you can't buy until you're 18. Also it has no plot anymore.

I wish I could easily get through my deviantART notification backlog.

 

[Linksister82]

Granted but in the process you accidentally delete everything in your deviantart account

I wish I could become well known on youtube

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but you're well-known for being stuck-up and arrogant because you're too popular.

I wish I had Pabu. ;_;

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