Corrupt a wish!

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but its not for the right door.
I wish laundry would wash, dry and fold itself, but still be inanimate

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you just created a paradox.
I wish for incredible powers of observation (like Shawn Spencer).

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can only observe things at sub-atomic levels

I wish that everyone looked like anime characters

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you are thrown into a volcano by the Mafia for an unrelated racketeering issue.

I wish foar teh Nyan Cat.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But the universe gives you a dog that looks like toaster strudel instead.

I wish I could throw lightning bolts.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but you can't hit your target no matter how hard you try.
I wish my homework was done already, and with my normal grade.

 

[DekuMan414]

Granted, but it gets wet and you get detention for a week.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but it turns out your new girlfriend was had the worst personality you've ever seen.
I wish I knew what I would look like with blue hair.

 

[DekuMan414]

Granted, but can only see in tints of blue.
I wish it was legal to squirt lemon juice into small children's eyes.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you'll never be able to get any lemon juice again ever.
I wish I was Limey Man.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but everyone discovers that Limey man ain't limey.
I wish I would be happy.

 

[DekuMan414]

Granted, but you would never not be happy, and people would think you're insane.
I wish Tiffany Kam would love me back.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but then you die a horrible boating accident and now she has nobody because her heart was stuck on you.
I wish my wish-grants weren't so dark and gruesome.

(I was originally thinking of somebody being sucked up into the propellers and chopped up and stuff!) Dx

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but now you have a brain block and can't type anything.
I wish today was still Saturday, but no time warp thing occured.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your school now starts the school week on Sunday.

I wish my pencil erasers lasted as long as the graphite.